The RNC announced their nightly speakers several days ago, and most of us were unsurprised to see that the Trump family and their spouses and partners figured heavily into the convention. Trump Republicanism has always been largely a cult of personality rather than an issue-driven political ideology. There is no there there – it’s just about Donald Trump saying unhinged things and people related to Trump grasping their slivers of power. So with that in mind, Don Trump Jr’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle got a primetime speaking slot for no other reason than Donald Trump wants to bang his son’s girlfriend and Don Jr. is pleased that his dad wants to bang his girlfriend. Kimberly must have done five lines of cocaine before she stepped out on stage because this bitch SCREAMED her entire speech.
The memes and jokes came hard and fast. Enjoy.
Kimberly Guilfoyle said tonight she is "a first generation American" then she pointed to her mother & father who are from Puerto Rico
So who wants to tell her that Puerto Rico is a US Territory which means its residents are US Citizens
— WTFGOP? #BidenHarris2020 (@DogginTrump) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle made Dear Leader very happy tonight pic.twitter.com/EuGGHMKD1k
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) August 25, 2020
Kimberly Guilfoyle’s speech at the #RepublicanConvention seemed to make way more sense with North Korean propaganda music in the background.
So that's what we did. https://t.co/SRPHl2kOLZ pic.twitter.com/VLCyasMbge
— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) August 25, 2020
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 25, 2020
ICYMI here’s Kimberly Guilfoyle’s #RNC speech.
pic.twitter.com/IBaQiXmAoN— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) August 25, 2020
Photos courtesy of Getty.
The seal video caught me off guard, genuinely LOL’d!
That seal video made my morning. So funny!
Omg me too. The sound I just made can only be described as a cackle.
The seal did it better. 😂
As I said on the Jr thread, we started singing the Grateful Dead’s Casey Jones during this drug-filled rant. As scary as her delivery was, her words were even scarier. She is full of lies and hatred.
And tonight we get Melania, Eric, and Lara, who is incapable of a truthful word and who aspires to be Ivanka.
Yes, we get Eric, who is running from fraud investigators for Southern District of New York.
To use W’s quote about 45’s Inauguration speech, “That was some weird shit!”
And it was pre-recorded too, so think how many takes she did to then decide that this was the perfect version that America needs to hear.
All that being said, I can’t wait to hear Tiffany tonight – she’s been silent for 3.5 years, so they must have paid her some pretty good coin to get her to trot out.
This family thrives on threats, not bribes.
Tiffany wants in. She always has. She wants to be just like Ivanka.
I think this was accidentally aired as part of the convention last night because it’s clearly a “talent” submission (category: comedy: oral presentation: satire) for a pageant.
In this category, she should def get a 10 score if for no other reason than the obvious hours spent in front of a mirror practicing with a hairbrush, getting the right physical and vocal choreography, facial expressions, and shock-and-awe bomb drop of scary words. Oh yeah, and extra points for her ability to both yeak (yell-speak) and breathe for so long while tightly bound *and* standing in stilettos. (Seriously though, I trip in flats, and now live in yoga pants, so props to her for breath-control and balance. Yeah, that’s the only positive I’ve got.)
I can’t with this woman (or the rest of them) so I’m just here to say thank you for putting together the commentary and as always BRAVO for your choice of photos. This is as much as I can take of this white power rally.
She must have been mad when they totally missed the cue to play “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina.”
For real!
I’m loving the North Korean propaganda music version.
Haha yes!
That’s exactly what I thought. That’s some serious Evita sh*t going on right there.
She looks like a Disney villain, except not cartoon and also an actual villain.
Maybe she’ll land a villain part in a Disney Channel movie
Me too. I can’t watch this mess so I have been waiting to read the Celebitchy take. As always the pictures are outstanding. Kimberly is terrifying.
That was funny and terrifying in equal measures. She was screaming and raising her arms to an empty room!
I was expecting to pump out fake crowd noise, a la NHL playoffs.
I really question the sanity or delusion of anyone who can sit through that speech and find it… ok.
It was like a Hunger Games propaganda speech.
I think that bout of covid that she had did some brain damage.
She is speaking the language of Trump’s base: loud, unhinged and ignorant. She gave them exactly what they wanted.
What are her supposed credentials for this kind of politically speaking engagement?! They don’t even try to convince us there are credentials any more do they. ‘She is sexy and we know her and she will say things we want her to’ is pretty much the gist. Maybe she has a really great coke hook-up?
Shudder. These two together, like two demons howl-mating in the 9th circle of hell.
I nearly just spit out my coffee. So good.
Lmfao!
Token Latina. They have some similar black tokens lined up, like the woman who has zero chance winning the late Elijah Cummings’ seat.
She had a career as a prosecutor and assistant district attorney before being First Lady of San Francisco (when she was married to Newsom–google Newsom, Guilfoyle, Charlie Rose if you want to see her then-face and the barely concealed tension in their then-unraveling marriage. She even praises him for his action on gay marriage!). She then was a court TV commentator, legal analyst before joining faux news. But her main qualification now is her ability to raise $$ for evil.
Oh wow thank you for that – I suppose she does have credentials and I shouldn’t have assumed otherwise. And i suppose I could’ve googled her myself but honestly, I’d rather not. She sounds awful.
@CherHorowitz, if anything, her extensive credentials make it all much worse. To receive an education of that calibre, and to pursue a career of that quality, only to wind up looking like a coked out shithead on TV, fronting for disgusting fascists, is disgraceful.
@MrsRobinson, holy shit, I’m watching that Charlie Rose interview right now. For Kimberly Guilfoyle to go from THAT to THIS, is bizarre. Wtf what happened to her?! She’s so…normal.
Also, Gavin Newsom–I hadn’t heard of him before. My first impression is that he’s handsome, but also sleazy like a used car salesman type of handsome. You can’t quite see that sleaziness until he opens his mouth and starts talking.
A says-you’ve never heard of the governor of California? He’s not sleazy, he’s a smart guy who helps run the 5th largest economy In the world.
@Anne Call, no need to be condescending. I’m not American. I live here for school. I also skew younger than most people who comment here, so no, I don’t really know much about Gavin Newsom. And frankly? I can’t be bothered. I’m glad *you* know who he is though.
She should have stripped down in bra and panties and climb on top of a corvette at the end of her unhinged speech. That plays to that kind of crowd.
Only if she screamed “Take me Donnie!” at the end.
Are you saying she may not be worth the $13k a month they pay her to be part of the campaign😝😝😝
Oh good lord. They pay her THAT MUCH to do THIS?
$15,000. $180,000 per year.
The money she gets paid by the RNC is not only for the screaming, but to allow Junior to feel her up once in a while. Dude can’t get a woman any other way (undoubtedly what dad told him, the sick bastard).
She was an assistant district attorney in Calif and was married to Gavin Newsom when he was Mayor of SF. I lived in the Bay Area then and she seemed like a smart semi normal person. They divorced and she got a Fox News gig and things when downhill fast.
Jennifer Coolidge would do a great snl performance with this. That’s the only thought that helped me get through 30 seconds of it.
It’s got Cecily Strong written all over it, imo.
Cecily would only have to sort of modify her Jeannine Shapiro character. I’m all for it!
oh yeah, she would nail it
She really reminded me of Casey Wilson, who I really think could do a lot with this. Except she’s inherently likable, which Guilfoyle is not.
The music at the end…omfg. Sounded at first like gone with the wind. Perhaps i was projecting?
I think not.
I thought the same. It wasn’t, but the first few seconds were eerily similar.
Great minds think alike….? Lol
Holy heck, The Lincoln Project is really bringing it with the Tweets.
Elmo on Fire is a pretty well-used meme on Twitter. I side-eye everythingnthey do because those were the same people who spent eight years trying to undermine Obama and will do so with Biden. Where was the Lincoln Project when he was separating families or signing that awful tax law?
I don’t trust them, either.
It’s all part of their plan to rehab the image of the Republican party, so that once Trump is out they can go back to their regularly scheduled program and try to recapture the moderates and potential swing voters that might have been turned off by him.
I still say they aren’t upset by much of what Trump is doing so much as they are upset by how blatantly vile he is while doing what he is doing. I’m sure they love that he had 2 SC picks, that he is stacking the federal courts with conservatives, that he is dismantling the ACA, and got that tax cut act through. They are just mad he doesn’t put a polite face on it , and therefore makes their party look crazier and more racist, hateful, etc. than it already does.
Steve Schmidt and Rick Wilson have at least been after Trump from the start.
‘There is no Kimberly, only Zule’ had me cracking up
where, where, where???? Link?
Seriously what’s she yelling for? If this was a rally with thousands of people I could see yelling but she was in an empty room
That was the best part, though. You expect a large, inspired and energized crowd yelling back with enthusiasm, and all you get is the desperate sound of silence. It sort of landed with a big thud, this speech, didn’t it?
The whole this was TERRIBLE acting.
I was just watching the news, and a quick news release showed Drumpf telling the audience that they should applaud for 12 more years, then as the camera covered the people attending, they instantly started to put their masks back on. So did they tell the attendees to place their masks on when the cameras were directed at them? Because that’s what it looked like to me! Gezus, he will do anything to continue to kill people knowingly!! What an utter disgusting POS!
I didn’t, couldn’t, watch it but reading the narrative and the commentary, along with the accompanying pictures, two people that came to mind were Eva Peron and Dwight Schrute, from the episode where he gave Mussolini’s speech.
Lmao @ the Dwight comparison! So true!
YES! Dwight’s speech was all I could think of!
Morning Joe used that Dwight Schrute clip this morning! They edited it to go back and forth between Dwight and Guilfoyle!
We have CNN on most nights when we go to bed and I just couldn’t take it last night. She made my nerves hurt. If I was one to take Xanax I would have taken one during her scream speech. What a freak show.
Poorly produced, poorly executed. I didn’t watch the, “show.” I did watch clips on Twitter, cocaine was trending at one point. The thought crossed my mind how similar this was to, “religious revivalism.” Screaming and yelling with no apparent value. Waiting for the conflated ratings report. 🙂 With the Drumpf’s the family that does drugs together, stays together.
Yeah,Kellyryan, that’s what I saw. Both her and Don Trump jr’s faces were contorted as if in some kind of religious ecstasy. I could see her pausing at the end of a phrase and was sure she was mentally filling in the hallelujahs.
I think the death of celebrities like Prince shows that unscrupulous doctors will just hand drugs to wealthy people. With no thought for the consequences regarding addiction or the dangerous chemical reactions that can occur when multiple drugs are taken.
If you’re poor your life will be derailed by the criminalisation of drug use. If you’re wealthy then all that happens is social media shaming.
(With the exception of cases like Nigella Lawsons where a wealthy abusive man weaponised everything he could in a failed attempt to derail her career).
Why the hell do all the youngish Republican women seem to have the same damn “polyester hair attached to illusion headband” style? Surely they can afford better, right?
They like the Married to The Mob look.
Stepford wives.
As the glorious hilarious Molly Ivins once said about another gop politician, “ it sounded better in the original German.”
I am using that all day. I miss Molly.
LOL!
That is the perfect comment of the day.
She has a mouth like a letterbox. I want to post a Democrat voting slip into it.
Lmao
I really wish I could see Gavin Newsom’s face watching that speech.
This has always amazed me. Did Guilfoyle make a hard turn, or was she like this and he didn’t care because she wasn’t as loud about it?
I was just wondering, “What the hell was Gavin Newsom thinking?”
When they were married, she did an event with a gay voters caucus where she told them that he was hot and hung, and she bragged she could give better head than members of her audience could. So maybe *that’s* what he was thinking. She was always a classy lady.
@ Mumbles, that just turned my stomach 🤢
You guys are causing me to spit most of my coffee out than the amount I have actually been able to drink! Though, I think that Mother Jones depiction was spot on!
They must also get a family rate for cosmetic surgery as well! And the amount of Cheeto dust on his face is the reason for his recent weight gain!
Shocking considering she went to a Catholic girls school in SF – Mercy High which closed due to lack of funding.
Ah, but that’s the thing isn’t it. That’s the thing with all of the grifters in this pack. The Trumps, Guilfoyle, Fox News, Piers Morgan–all of these people understand the value of a performance. They may not be like this in real life, but they know that this is the act they have to put on, because it sells. Taking advantage of people’s worst impulses, playing on their worst fears, crafting heightened emotional narratives designed to enrage them, all of this brings in the big $$$$$$$. This is the monetized right wing outrage machine at its finest.
The day Kimberley Guilfoyle decided to take on her job at Fox News was the day she became like this. Acting like an unhinged lunatic is a requirement of the job. She’s smart enough to know that, and she’s smart enough to understand the side on which her bread is buttered. If, as @Mumbles says, she’s a crass and vulgar person, then you can see, pretty quickly, just how and why she would become this way, in spite of everything.
Holy shitballs. It actually looks like an SNL skit.
Cecily Strong is probably practicing it in front of a mirror this morning
that was my thought too, the script pretty much wrote itself.
Yeah, this is going to be like that one Sarah Palin interview skit from 2008 where they didn’t script a portion of it because Palin’s actual interview answers were so off-the-wall, Tina Fey just had to go verbatim.
That was some seriously bizarre stuff. They are all so far out of their depth.
She breaks my heart…we were friends in law school. This is what Trump and greed does. I couldn’t be more embarrassed for a friend that I haven’t spoken to in years, but obviously took a wrong turn.
I wonder what happened to make her THIS crazy? Drugs?
@Wendy wow really? From what you remember of her can you reflect on what is going through her mind right now? Do you think she is sincere? Brainwashed? And if so, how do you think this could happen? Or is she acting, you think? Is greed really that powerful?
$15,000 a month for banging Junior. Some people come cheap. I wouldn’t do it for $15,000,000 a month.
I refuse to watch the shitshow. The hilariously savage running tweets tell me all I need to know.
I confess to watching (though her yelling seemed to be upsetting my young cat).
The tweets pretty much cover it. She delivered a very bizarre speech in an equally bizarre way. To find out their spots were prerecorded makes it even more baffling. How anyone thought these were great segments, both in content and delivery, tells us a lot.
There is no difference between the GOP and North Korea right now. For it to descend into this cult like behaviour for an absolute moron in less than 4 years is so disturbing. The world is watching (ok maybe not the RNC) and it’s fucking scary.
As an aside, it is worth listening to Miles Taylor’s interview with Rick Wilson and Molly Jong Fast today on their podcast. He was an assistant chief of staff in the national security Dept and what he describes is truly insane. Dump is a fucking danger and a monster. The cruelty is never ending with him too. The Hitler comparisons may be extreme, but if you listen to how dumb acts it really fits.
She looks like she could unhinge her lower jaw and eat a live cow.
Terrifyingly bad plastic surgery, and a frighteningly small intellect.
Everyday I wake up and just for minute forget that we’ve slipped into some scary dimension from which there’s seemingly no escape. These people are so sad, they don’t even try to be sane anymore and it doesn’t matter to their followers. How did we get here?
Her ex husband is hot .
Really? I think he’s creepy AF. He reminds me of a Democratic Patrick Bateman.
I used to live in SF and saw him in person a few times. Co-Sign VERY VERY hot in person, doesn’t translate well on screen.
He is super hot in person with charisma for days
Whoa, that was some scary shit. I was waiting for her head to split open and snakes and spiders to spill out.
God, these people are disgusting.
I once had a speech teacher tell me yelling silences your message. This morning the analysts are discussing Kimberly’s yelling not her message.
I read some analysis that suggests the emotion can be the intended message – not the actual words. Stoke the anger and fear of the intended audience…
Yeah, it’s totally a brainwashing strategy and apparently it works on 40% of the U.S. population.
According to Wiki, her father came to the US from Ireland so I guess she is a first gen American on her father’s side. I don’t want to watch her screaming. Did she actually claim her PR mom was not an American?
She said “My mom, Mer-SHEH-des, came from Puerto Rico and my dad is an immigrant, too.” She didn’t say where he’s from, probably because Irish immigrant doesn’t really push the narrative they’ve been selling.
Yes! I cringed the way she pronounced her mom’s name. Ugh.
Her dad who died in 2008 seems like a good guy so, yeah, what happened? In the olden days when the gop liked immigrant stories his would’ve fit right in.
I hate-watched last night and found everything so over the top that I genuinely laughed. The whole night was an infomercial for white fear and they threw every possible trope in there they could think of. It was supremely pathetic. But her calling herself first generation American because her mother is Puerto Rican… that actually made me furious. But it was so on-brand for the GOP.
So this is happening on Twitter now – #Giulfoylechallenge
https://twitter.com/dbf_nyc/status/1298099551820230660?s=21
Hahaha oh man he even made crazy eyes
I despise the Trumps and what they stand for. Unfortunately I’m constantly amazed that the whole Republican Party marches lockstep with the Trumps, no matter what they say or do.
However, I don’t think it behooves us to use derogatory tropes such as a screaming woman. It’s sexist, and as bad as the angry Black woman trope. Or making derogatory comments about a woman’s looks rather the substance of what she’s saying.
Kimberly has obviously gulped too much Fox/Trump Kool-Aid and her speech is deranged and meant for the Trumpsters.
However, let’s not descend to the level of Trump and his disciples.
I mean, it’s not a trope – she was literally screaming. That is not being exaggerated.
She was shouting from the second she began her speech. I had to turn the volume down.
Did you watch her speech? She was legit shouting – this is not sexist hyperbole, it is what it is.
Okay, but the trope here is not that Kimberley Guilfoyle is a “screaming woman.” This isn’t about her being an unhinged Karen at the neighbourhood rec league soccer match, screaming at the 15 year old concessions stand cashier. This is about her straight up copying f-cking Mussolini and Hitler. The trope is not “screaming woman”, the trope is “frothing at the mouth fascist” which fits.
She’s a woman and she’s screaming. She IS being an unhinged, lying sh*tball Karen in front of the nation. Nothing wrong with that descriptive and I refuse to succumb to “gender-correctness” in this case, she is what she is.
The “screaming woman” trope that this person is referring to a very different thing. Women are characterized as unhinged, shrill, and hysterical when they speak up, and have their concerns dismissed off hand as a result of that characterization. They’re spoken of as shrill, annoying, hypercritical nags who don’t need to be listened to or taken seriously, even if what they’re saying is the truth.
Kimberley Guilfoyle is not being dismissed because she’s being characterized as a shrill nag. She’s being dismissed because she’s a fucking fascist enabler. It’s a subtle difference, but there is a difference. We’re simply not criticizing her on the basis of her being a woman, are we? No. We’re criticizing her because she’s a fascist, right wing liar who lies, which has nothing to do with her gender.
As for the Karen definition–well, again, being a Karen is a bit different from being a lunatic fascist. That’s not to say Karens CAN’T be fascist. But as with “screaming woman”, there’s a gender element to the Karen trope. Karens leverage their status as women, particularly the idea that they’re a fragile woman who’s being endangered, in order to enforce their ideas of how the world should be upon others.
Kimberley Guilfoyle is not doing that. I have no doubt that she IS an entitled Karen, but she’s not doing that shtick here, is my point. Here, she’s projecting strength, not fragility. She’s trying to portray muscularity, not shrinking white woman fragility (that awful dickface McCluskey lady had that covered for tonight).
No one here is criticizing Kimberley Guilfoyle because of her gender. Her gender has nothing to do with her pitiful stupidity. That has everything to do with who she is as a person.
Umm but she is a woman and she was screaming so where’s the lie? She’s hooked herself body (and soul) to a sinking ship and she has nothing but screaming left to do.
I didn’t watch the racists on parade last night. They have no platform and no new ideas just the usual gaslighting and “libs are baddies” nonsense.
Will be overjoyed to see them gone in Jan.
She was yelling into no audience I didn’t know whether to laugh or find some help for her. I knew it would all be a poop show but even they exceeded that and I feel very embarrassed for America that these nutty people are what countries have to see even they feel sorry for us. She’s not even worth the 15,000 Jr has to spend on her it’s bad when you got to pay for that lunacy. Aim low must be all he can get budget clearance rack wrecks who yell into empty audiences some crazy mess.
The seal😂😂😂😂
Maybe she and Donny boy snorted some of Daddy’s Adderall before they spoke, because they were both obviously on something. She called herself a first generation American, but isn’t she Puerto Rican? Puerto Ricans aren’t immigrants. They are American citizens.
cocaine
Helluva drug!
I was channel flipping between the convention and Mommie Dearest. Even the wildest scenes of the movie seemed tamer by comparison.
Wow! She’s like the devil incarnate! No wonder she fits in so perfectly with the T family!!!!!
Her father came from Ireland. She’s just a mess now. She used to be articulate back in her ADA days but was always thirsty for publicity & glamorous photo ops. Don’t know when she slid over to the dark side.
It still makes my head explode that she worked under ultra liberal DA Terence Hallinan. Like how can you go from that to this?
Maybe this is her real self and she was just waiting for an opportunity.
Or she’s a spy infiltrating the Trump family for a book deal lol.
I was flipping through the channels before I settled on CSPAN and caught Kimberly’s bit on fox. Hannity cut her off with like a minute left of her speech. They hate each other so I found that quite amusing.
This speech was horrifying and hilarious at the same time. I definitely think she was on cocaine in addition to the meds she’s probably still taking for COVID. Add in what must of been the adrenalin rush of a lifetime that comes with giving a nazi speech to an empty room and you get… last night’s performance.
She came pretty close to throwing up the ol’ Sieg Heil, too. She stopped just short of it.
Sis is drunk and high on that propaganda! Trump probably promised her a hotel and custody of Don Jr. if she yelled her speech
I’m just like, uh oh!! You need to calm down! You’re being too loud!! And I’m just like, uh oh.
Desperation.
Talk about cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but I think someone is off her meds. I honestly believe she may be banging Trump Sr., as repugnant as that idea may seem. Does she really want into that pit of vipers that badly?
She probably watched old news reels of Hitler screaming to the masses to get a room full of no people all worked up.
I thought her head would spin around and she’d projectile vomit a la The Exorcist as a nice finishing touch.
To be fair, if I went from being married to Newsom to dating Don Jr. to maintain my career, I’d want to be drugged out of my mind, too.
Yeah, major downgrade
I immediately thought she was high on drugs and I thought her head would start to spin like in the movie “The Exorcist.”
I lived in SF during Gavin Newsom’s reign as mayor. At the time, Kimmie was reported to have a Puerto Rican mother and an Irish father. So when did Kimmie’s dad become Puerto Rican?
I watched the video without sound yesterday and it gave me shades of Eva Braun/Jiang Qing. Yes it’s a facist pep rally.
On the other hand, I think Gavin is glad he dodged that bullet.
Aren’t these the same monsters who used to describe Hillary and really any female politician as “shrill”???
Death is not an option : you are forced to speak like this OR in Ivanka’s breathy baby voice for the rest of your life. Which will you choose?
I actually sat through the entire bizarre convention. The whole thing was weird and awkward like everyone was acting and doing a very poor job at it. I felt like I was watching something directed by Jordan Peele and waiting for that moment when someone calmly cuts someone’s head off or something it was terrifying. And Tits McGee screaming actually made me gasp a few time. I’m looking forward to the Demon Sperm doctor lady shouting her propaganda.
That was her audition for Press Sec – a role she has been after for some time. Clearly, banging Uday hasn’t got her that job offer yet.
Good grief, some put a muzzle on her.
Just found out that the ratings for the RNC were lower than the DNC. Lol.
So people were happier watching messages about hope rather than racism, screaming and cocaine babble? You don’t say.
The funny thing about this will be Trump’s reaction when he finds out. He’s got an obsession with ratings.
It would have been completely appropriate for her to bellow like that with a roomful of cheering people there, like in a normal political convention.
But there was no one there.
Can’t be bothered to click Play and watch.
But I just found out she’s older than Melania so that’s my factoid of the day.
I’m so curious how she pictured this would look
If you can’t see how successful this GOP convention is, then I don’t know what to tell you. They know what their base is, they know how to appeal to it and they are doing a magnificent job. Do you really think this woman doesn’t know Puerto Rico is a part of the US? She is a lawyer. That whole immigrant bit was designed to appeal to Trump’s ignorant little minions who think it’s a foreign country. They are appealing to the lowest denimination: to prejudice, ignorance, racism and fear. And come Election day who do you think is going to slither out like the rodents and snakes they are? Who thinks the coronavirus is at best a hoax and at worst some kind of flu that will disappear because Trump says so? Who doesn’t give a crap about social distancing or masks? Who won’t mind lining up in droves to vote because they fear for their lives and only Trump can save them? This is how he wins the election. Mark my words.
Also, my hat is off to this woman for being able to breathe deeply enough to scream that loudly for such a sustained period of time despite wearing a faja that is clearly at least two sizes too small. That takes SKILLS.
Oh. OH. And I read somewhere that she calls the boyfriend JUNIOR MINT and I just about died. I bet it’s genetics too.