Kylie Jenner to people mocking her water pressure: that was the shower in my office

Kylie Jenner is a 23-year-old billionaire. Since I will never be a billionaire, it’s hard to imagine what things weigh on one’s mind at that level of wealth. It turns out, small things still bother Kylie, like when the Internet makes fun of her water pressure. She interrupted her vacation to address it. It all started when, for some reason, Kylie posted a video of her marble shower to her IG stories:

People are fascinated with wealth and fascinated with the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle in particular, so I’m sure they think they’re doing us a favor by posting little glimpses of their lives . Only the KardJens never seem to realize that the only reason we want to see their stuff is to make fun of it. Like what’s the point of having a giant marble shower room if it offers the water pressure of a garden hose with a kink in it? Or so the internet thought – out loud:

It was funny! We had a good time, jokes were made, we laughed. But Kylie saw it and wasn’t haveing it. Now Kylie and sister Kendall are currently vacationing in Mexico. So I guess, COVID and travel restrictions are not on their pretty little billionaire minds. But apparently, there isn’t enough to do in a $7K a night villa in Costa Careyes, so she’s been reading all the comments about her low water pressure and felt the need to respond. And what a response it was. Kylie dropped everything to defend her shower! Only her “defense” was to show a video of another shower. The shower in the video is her office shower, she said. And even though Kylie loves all her many, many showers the same, her everyday shower is way better than her dumb office shower. And just wait until you see the water pressure!

I shouldn’t be surprised, what else would a vacationing billionairess do? I guess if one finds it important enough to post a 10-second video of their weak shower, they would find it important enough to redeem themselves by posting another shower. I hope Kylie will forgive me if I don’t feel admonished for having mistaken her office shower for her home shower, perhaps another bathroom fixture video will set me straight. Honest question – why does one need a shower that large? I get if someone likes to have sex in showers, but do yourself a favor and get a second shower-head on the opposite wall or someone is always going to have a cold butt. Am I completely aging myself to think about all the storage both bathrooms could have had if those showers were half their size?

Also, when did Kylie film this? This vacation article came out on Tuesday and that revenge shower video was filmed Wednesday – did she actually fly home just to spite us? I wouldn’t put it past this family.

Thanks to Buzzfeed for the story


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  1. Char says:

    How desperate. It’s sad.

    • angieo717 says:

      I’m comforted in knowing that most of us all thought the same thing when she posted her shower response video: what an idiot. She could’ve had a great big laugh over it like the rest of us

  2. OriginalLala says:

    yikes, why does she care what twitter thinks about her water pressure?! that’s just..sad? Money doesn’t buy happiness I guess…

  3. Aang says:

    She lives in drought prone area. She shouldn’t have crazy water pressure. I wish people would stop interacting with their social media. It just encourages them.

    • Alarmjaguar says:

      Exactly what I thought — if she had been a different person, she could have used it to explain that, but I would never expect that from a Kardashian/Jenner.

    • lucy2 says:

      Thank you! She also shouldn’t be turning on the shower and letting it run just to show it off on twitter. How stupid and wasteful.

      Almost all of our clients want a big shower. Some like, weirdly big, but it’s definitely a thing with high end homes.

      Also…how many vacations has this awful family taken? And what are they vacationing from? Few of them actually work, all of them have luxurious resort like homes, why do they need to keep traveling and putting others at risk!?

      • Catt Berlin-George says:

        I don’t think they are ever happy anywhere. Luxury giant homes or over-the-top spendy vacations but they keep trying and keep moving around hoping one of the myriad places they live or travel to will have the magic ingredients that will make them feel at home within themself. I don’t think they will ever figure out what they are looking for has nothing to do with wealth and selfies and celebrity.

  4. Trillian says:

    I love having a large shower, even though it’s not as big as hers. You can bend down and shave your legs without bumping your butt against the shower walls. What storage do I need in the bathroom? Some towels and and an extra toilet paper roll and what else?

    • Wiglet Watcher says:

      Reasons I told my husband we needed a big bathroom…
      Towels/Cleaning supply storage/hair products/skin care/bath products/ and a large shower and separate large tub because it can be nice to have someone else there. And it’s nice to step to the side out of the water and towel off before leaving the warm steam box you’ve made.

      She didn’t build that house. Someone else wanted a giant pink marble shower with a single shower head. Which looks dumb. Also dumb? Her need to respond without humor.

  5. Emily says:

    Anyone vacationing out of their country right now is an a*hole. Mexico has very high Covid mortality rate, their healthcare is collapsing and Kylie and Kendall are putting the people serving them at risk… people who can’t afford the same level of health care they would receive.

    • lucy2 says:

      And coming from the worst hot spot of Los Angeles!

    • Blondems says:

      Indeed. I live in Oaxaca and you literally will not be admitted to hospital if they think you have covid. Some are making you do a covid test (2-3 day results) before admittance, in if it happens to be positive, you’re shit out of luck. Go home and Godspeed.

  6. Noki says:

    These people are very calculated in every single thing they do,she knew excatly what she was doing.

    • Bibi says:

      nah, she was trying to wow her viewers and failed. got teen-irritated and responded with look at my other one then. my god this is immature. laughable. my daughter knows better. she’s 12.

  7. Who ARE these people? says:

    Fix the tax code.

  8. Heat says:

    So, does she think that posting a video of her “real, everyday” shower, people WON’T make fun of her?

  9. mellie says:

    If you look like that and have had THAT MUCH plastic surgery at that age and can’t take a joke about the water pressure in your SHOWER, well, honey, it’s going to be a long life.

    • Erin says:

      THIS RIGHT HERE. It’s gonna be a long, painful life worrying exclusively about what other people think of her. How exhausting and sad.

    • SarahCS says:

      That was my main thought in response to this, particularly looking at the picture of her in the tiny cream romper outfit in the giant house with pretty books I doubt anyone reads. She looks miserable.

  10. Linda says:

    This was a mistake. Now everyone knows that (a) she reads comments (b) she is overly sensitive about dumb things so will be really sensitive about anything said about her personally which invites the trolls to double down on nasty comments and (c) she has nothing better to do so someone else is running that empire of hers and she can’t take the credit for being rich.

  11. Spicecake38 says:

    Oh to have such problems as this…

  12. Katie says:

    thanks for reminding me that my shower pressure is atrocious

  13. Mrs. Peel says:

    Of course the showers need to be large, to account for the fat-injected butts all the K girls have.

  14. KhaoManee says:

    What a pathetic little ahole.

  15. Case says:

    Am I the only one who thought she was just joking back by posting this video? I don’t think she was seriously offended by the water pressure comments…

    • MarcelMarcel says:

      I thought she was but since she’s so deadpan it doesn’t translate well on social media.

      Mind you, I love big showers, bathtubs and just immersing my body in water. My dream bathroom would feature the toilet in a seperate room. Then just a massive big shower with two heads. I would also have an indoor saltwater swimming pool. (Maybe in open courtyard at the centre of the home not the bathroom). So maybe my love of big showers makes me biased 🤣

  16. ME says:

    She probably had her assistant make the video for her. Pathetic really. Just like when Kim got made fun of for her fridge and then she did a whole video on her actual walk-in fridge. They love to show off don’t they? They also have NO sense of humor.

    Also f*ck this family. How many vacations have they gone on during this entire pandemic? Scott was in Miami this week partying maskless at a mansion with over 150 people. How is this allowed? A$$holes, all of them.

  17. psl says:

    I think that shower is hideous, forget about the water pressure! It is just tacky!

    She has been on so many damn vacations during this pandemic. I wish people would cancel her over that alone.

  18. atorontogal says:

    Isn’t everyone over seeing this family’s T & A, as well as their over the top lifestyle they keep ramming down our throats? I am.

  19. Mina_Esq says:

    I suspect that this is a steam shower since the glass goes to ceiling. I have one, and they require and take up a lot of room, and not just for the machinery itself that goes outside of the shower. I think this is fairly standard size.

  20. Kaykay says:

    I might be wrong but I don’t think that celebrities are where they say they are. The might’ve been to Mexico but I doubt they are there right now. I know many have delayed post to keep stalkers away etc. so no one knows exactly where they are and when.

    • Jenn says:

      @Kaykay I’m sure you’re right. I wait until I’m home to post vacation pics because that’s just common sense — and after what happened to Kim, I’m sure the entire family exercises SOME caution on social media.

  21. NYStateofMind says:

    To comment on the water pressure in her shower is pathetic. NOT the water pressure. Get a life people. I don’t love or dislike her but come ooon.

  22. Trillion says:

    I wonder what books her interior designer placed on that bookshelf. Nah, I don’t really care.

  23. shanaynay says:

    She seems to have that miserable sour puss on her face in each picture I’ve seen her in.

    Poor baby…… NOT!!!!!!