Avril Lavigne might have left her husband for moron Brandon Davis

It seems like there might be more to the Avril Lagigne-Deryck Whibley divorce drama. Previously, we’ve heard random excuses for their split, stuff about Avril’s drinking and partying, Deryck wanting babies, Avril cheating, Deryck cheating, both of them being too young and immature, and how basically both of them are ridiculous, stupid, ignorant wastes of space (I made that one up as one of “reasons” for their split, but it still works). Now we’re hearing a new “reason” and it involves Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis.

Avril and Greasy Bear have a somewhat well-documented friendship. “Friendship” being “they hang out occasionally and get drunk, maybe do some drugs”. There were rumors last month that they may be romantically involved. And that’s where In Touch is taking us – they claim that Brandon is “in love” with Avril, and asked her to divorce Deryck so they could be together. Sounds like someone’s getting punk’d, doesn’t it?

Avril Lavigne is telling friends that her three-year marriage to Deryck Whibley is ending because she tied the knot too young. But apparently it was really her close friendship with oil heir Brandon Davis that doomed the relationship.

Previously, In Touch reported that Deryck texted Brandon and told him to stay away from his wife after Avril and Brandon dined together, but her rep denied the incident. This time, according to an insider, it was Brandon who gave the ultimatum.

In early September, he told Avril to choose between him and her husband. “Brandon really likes Avril, but he’s not keen on dating a married woman… Ever since they first met, they’ve had a connection. But Avril was married to Deryck, so Brandon kept it casual.”

Now that she and Deryck have separated, the insider reveal that Avril and Brandon are planning to go public with their romance.

“They have major chemistry. They could wind up getting married,” says the pal, adding that the pair have been meeting at his mother’s Bel Air estate to avoid being photographed together.

They also had a rendezvous on a yacht in St. Tropez this summer, and Avril celebrated Brandon’s 30th birthday with him at Koi in LA on September 2, giving him an expensive art book as a present.

“They are together,” says the friend. “He loves Avril.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, October 5 2009]

Eh, I tend to think Avril deserves whatever she gets, she’s such a little pill. But I did feel a very, very small twinge of sympathy for her because Brandon Davis is one sketchy, gross, disgusting piece of trash. His bigotry, nastiness, creepiness, drunkenness, and general sketchiness is rather legendary. My guess is that if any part of this is true, Brandon is just doing this as a joke, to see if he could get her to dump Deryck. But here’s the part I don’t think is true – that Avril would move from Deryck to any kind of real relationship with Brandon, or anyone else. That girl wants to party. She wants to get drunk and sleep with whoever she wants. You know, the same stuff she did while she was married.

Brandon Davis is shown out on 9/17/09 (with hat, credit: WENN) and 7/6/09 (smoking, credit: Ghost/Fame Pictures). Yes, he’s wearing the same shirt two months later. Avril Lavigne is shown out with Brandon Davis on 2/12/09 (credit: Fame Pictures) and out shopping on 8/11/09 (credit: Right/Fame Pictures)

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  1. Grrl447 says:

    ewwwwwww. These two buttchuckers deserve each other. Both completely self centered vapid and morally bankrupt. I wish them well together.

  2. Firestarter says:

    First off, how can Deryck be so immature, when he is a 29 year old man. If you haven’t gained maturity by that age, there is something wrong. I don’t see how he is so immature, but that is just me.

    Now, who on earth would want to leave even, Ted Bundy for Greasy Bear (I kid)? Seriously, the guy is a thief, liar, drunk and drug addict. I am sure the only connection the two really have is their coke connection.

    Isn’t Greasy Bear basically broke as he has allegedly run through his trust fund and is cut off from the oil money at this point due to his lifestyle? He was so broke a year or two ago, he stole a watch from another scum bag douche, Scott Storch.

    Anyway, if I have to pick a side, I think I am on Deryck’s. He should be glad to be rid of sk8tr Girl and her little rat face. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

  3. Ash says:

    Wow Avril, who hasn’t rode the Davis bicycle. Break out your WD40. Doooooowngrade.

  4. Bodhi says:

    Damn, hes lost a TON of weight! He is still totally gross & they deserve each other

  5. ihua says:

    she’s a moron, he’s a moron, nice couple anyway.

  6. Iggles says:

    Ewww. He may have lost weight, but he’s still ugly and greasy!

  7. Squirtle says:

    She just got married wayyy to young. It was really stupid of her, I wonder if she’ll have to pay alimony?

  8. gg says:

    He’s just trying to feed his precious little ego so he can have a conquest for a change. She’s still naive and immature and fell for it.

  9. Hieronymus Grex says:

    So once more, enough money can open anyone’s legs.

  10. viper says:

    I won the bet!

  11. elvisgrace says:

    Ick, he looks like he secretes Crisco.

  12. LL says:

    She can never bring him home to Napanee Ontario. If he saw where she grew up he’d drop her like he’d drop a handful of sh**. She doesn’t have the rich, white trash background he is used to. She is poor, trailer trash. His Mommy and Daddy will never approve.

  13. Sugar Guy says:

    “They have major chemistry”.


    I hope Lavigne stays a bit on track, it’s nice to go out and about and fuck around with an accelerated orgasm on blow, but she’s naturally too pretty to go on for too long this way.

  14. zap says:

    What a tart , her mother must be to proud , disgusting

  15. Firestarter says:


  16. jennifer says:

    ewwwwwww. These two buttchuckers deserve each other. Both completely self centered vapid and morally bankrupt. I wish them well together.

    I thought I was well versed in insults – I have NEVER heard “buttchuckers” before and I think I now have to use it as much as possible XD

  17. Aspie says:

    Congrats to the a-holes!

  18. Jag says:

    They deserve each other.

  19. Lydia says:

    wow…eeewww. he’s even uglier than deryck whibley! And i thought that was impossible. talk about avril having bad taste. she used to be so awesome when she started out and now she’s the ultimate bitch and brat.

  20. bollywoodhunk says:

    her husband is something used…………