Considering everyone loathed Lindsay Lohan’s last foray into fashion – something about glassy eyes, heart-shaped pasties, cheesy, cheap hooker-wear and crack pipes – you’d think that no one would ever want to get involved in anything with the words “Lohan” and “fashion/clothing/leggings/shoes” ever, ever again. You would be wrong. Someone had the bright idea to allow Dina Lohan to have her own “celebrity” shoe line. Dina has named this line… wait for it… Shoe-Han. Was “Turd-Han” not available? What about Crack-Han? Budget-Han? Here’s the press release:
Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show “Living Lohan,” as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, “Shoe-han” as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes.com retail designer ladies footwear stores.
Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.
LoveMyShoes.com hopes to have Dina’s shoes available world-wide from coast to coast by Mother’s Day. She will be appearing as a shoe fashionista later this on month on television and radio commercials. The shoe store chain was founded on Long Island, home of the Lohan family.
So… I think the shoes are like Payless, only grosser. Not that Payless shoes are gross… I’ve owned a few pairs of Payless shoes in my day, and some are quite alright. It’s just that something about “Shoe-Han” just screams “cheap” to me, and not just in the financial way. Also, not that the press release refers to Lindsay Lohan as “actress and starlet”. Seriously? Are we still labeling her that way? I must have missed that memo. I’m still labeling her “unemployed crackhead Lindsay Lohan”. And her “famewhoring budget-shoe designer mother, Dina”.