Don Trump Jr. & Kimberly Guilfoyle have been engaged for a year, gross


While there is no sympathy to be found for Don Trump Jr. or Kimberly Guilfoyle, I do sometimes wonder why she “settled” on Don Jr. I mean, he’s a whole mess – the ex-wife who dumped him as soon as she came into family money, the kids he only sees long enough to terrorize, his terrible little coked-up rat eyes. While Kimberly is no prize, she could do a lot better. Why is she in this? Is it just about attaching herself to the Trump clan? The reason I ask is because apparently Don and Kimberly have been secretly engaged for a whole year. LOL, he asked her and she was really like “yes I’ll marry you, but you can’t tell anybody.”

We’re sending monogrammed “Pooh Bear and Junior Mint” sheets. Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle are headed to the altar, having been engaged for nearly a year, a source close to both of them confirmed to Page Six on Monday.

The Fox News correspondent sparked engagement rumors when she was seen wearing a massive diamond ring on her ring finger in a photo she posted to Instagram on Saturday.

“Tonight was extra special celebrating @donaldjtrumpjr’s birthday,” she captioned the pic of herself and Don Jr. standing in front of a Christmas tree. “Don, you are strong, smart, courageous, funny and the love of my life. I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together. Love you. 💋😍🎂♥️.”

Trump Jr., 44, secretly popped the question to 52-year-old Guilfoyle on New Year’s Eve 2020, according to the Daily Mail. “Don and Kim got engaged on New Year’s Eve 2020 — which is Don’s birthday. They’ve been together for almost four years now and have been friends for 15 years,” an insider told the website. “They’ve kept it private for the past year as they settled into life in Florida after moving from New York” and that “both are focused on their children —they have six between them — and their work.”

[From Page Six]

So many of these wingnut Republican women just need to love themselves. Know your worth, baby. You could do better than Cokehead McGee over here. And for Don, I’ve always believed that the primary reason he’s with Kimberly is because his dad thought she was hot when she was on Fox News. I guess I shouldn’t even be vaguely sympathetic towards Kimberly – it’s almost a guarantee that she’s as much as dumpster fire as her fiance. Oh well. I’m 100% sure they’ll try to have their wedding at Mar-a-Lago.



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  1. EllenOlenska says:

    Gee…would have thought they got engaged on Jan 6th last year…probably spent the year hiding assets “just in case”

  2. daisyfly says:

    Every photo of half scoop you can see what not being loved by his daddy is doing to him. It’s killed his soul, stolen his chin, and destroyed his girdle. I mean, he couldn’t even get his dad to throw his arm around his shoulder in that photo. No. He got the “$25 for a photo of you with the 45th president of the United States” packaged polident smile and thumbs up. Except he probably paid daddy dearest $50 and believed he got the better end of the deal.

  3. Amy Bee says:

    I could have sworn they had announced their engagement over a year ago but anyway…Let’s not forget she was fired for sexually harassing and bullying her staff. So any sympathy for her is misplaced.

    • Lena says:

      Amy Bee Im pretty sure you’re right and they did announce it when he proposed last year but it was immediately overtaken with the news of the attempt to overthrow the government January 6th. Anyway thank goodness she’s too old to have the spawn of the devil.

    • The Recluse says:

      Correct, Amy Bee. These are two tacky birds of a feather. She’s as much a piece of work as he is. They have truly found their soul mates, if such terms could be applied to two soulless ghouls. They deserve each other.

  4. minx says:

    They deserve each other.

  5. Izzy says:

    For the life of me, I will never understand how Gavin Newsom was married to her.

    • Lightpurple says:

      Long ago.

      • Lionel says:

        Yes, long ago, but she hasn’t changed. He married her as she is (albeit with a little less plastic.)

    • Sofia says:

      Same. But maybe she was a different person back then. Or most likely she wasn’t and this is who she’s always been

      • Lionel says:

        I wish I could give either/both of them the benefit of the doubt and say she was a different person then! But she wasn’t. IMO she and Junior are actually a pretty good match. Both vapid and willing to participate in any spectacle that gives them attention, no matter how gauche. Bonus: she’s a narcissist and he’s not, he just needs to bathe in the glow of a narcissist’s light. I bet those two crazy kids go the distance.

    • Still In My Robe says:

      Never understand how Gavin Newsom married her? Is that because you think Gavin Newsom is some kind of good guy? Because I have news for you: his politics may be more palatable to you, but Gavin Newsom is no different than Trump. He disgusting, lecherous, and sleazy, and went out of his way when I was in my 20s, and a volunteer at the 2008 Dem Convention, to give me a full and flagrant once-over and leering smile in front of my bosses when he was waiting his turn to give an interview. I didn’t know who he was in that moment, but I have seldom felt so violated and belittled by a stranger that I will never forget his behavior. Guilfoyle is *exactly* the kind of person I would have put with him.

    • STRIPE says:

      Just because Newsom’s a Dem doesn’t mean he’s not a sh*tty person. Never be surprised when politicians turn out to be worse people than you assume.

      • AmelieOriginal says:

        Yup! Look what happened to Andrew Cuomo. The media darling during the early COVID days only to be forced to resign the following year due to multiple allegations of sexual assault. Sandra Lee must be overjoyed they broke up now since she didn’t have to deal with him anymore.

    • Grumpy says:

      He used her for her connections to start/advance his political career. IIRC her dad is connected

    • CindyP says:

      I lived in SF back then; she was beautiful, not a right wing loon. She worked in the DAs office. Lots of gossip as to why they broke up that was very sympathetic to her.
      Something happened to her when she moved to NY

    • bisynaptic says:

      newsom is not cut from some finer cloth. he’s an opportunist, just as much as she; it’s just that his opportunities lie elsewhere.

  6. Denise says:

    That woman is 52?? Wow!

    That’s all I got from this

    • ItReallyIsYouNotMe says:

      Exactly my thoughts. I know nothing about her but I figured she was an ambitious up-and-comer in her early 30s looking for power and exposure.

    • Korra says:

      You are being too kind. She might be able to pull off looking like someone in her mid-40’s, at most. If you google pictures of her that are not airbrushed, her neck and décolleté give away her age. If I did not know who she was, I would mistake for someone from the Real Housewives franchise.

  7. Lightpurple says:

    FORMER Fox correspondent. The article gets that wrong. She was fired from Fox for prancing around nude in front of interns and showing them dick pics. She offered to do lap dances to donors to Trump’s campaign. She has injected so much plastic into her once pretty face that it’s now a garish mask. The woman is a dumpster fire. Well-suited for Junior, whose father’s campaign pays her $35,000 a month.

  8. Seaflower says:

    How convenient that their “secret” engagement was announced just as her is subpoenaed by the AG in SNY… and things are looking bad on the Jan 6 front

  9. KBeth says:

    They are both gross.
    Wasn’t she a successful trial lawyer prior to Fox??

  10. Lionel says:

    She’s the sole reason I can’t get behind Gavin Newsom. Native Californian here, objectively I agree with most of his platform. But good god. I lived in SF when he was mayor and she was “First Lady” of the city. He seemed to have some good ideas but she was … she was exactly who she is, even when their marriage seemed solid. And so I find it difficult to trust his judgment on much of anything. Sadly.

  11. jferber says:

    Just wondering, how does he terrorize his children? And why? He has two girls and three boys with his ex-wife. I remember that she was diligently popping out babies for the longest. I always thought it was for the child support post-marriage, which I’m sure was set out in the pre-nup. Even apart from politics, how in the world can ANY human woman want to be with him?

    • LightPurple says:

      A year ago, he had them for father’s day and took them on a fishing trip. He proudly posted a video of what happened when the youngest boy, Spencer, caught a large fish on his line. Junior went over to “help” but instead of actually helping the kid with the rod and reel, he grabbed the boy by the arm and wrenched the arm hard and fast as the boy grimaced in pain. As this violent act on his son didn’t land the fish, he then turned to the boat crew and told one of them to help the boy bring in the fish. He later posted a picture with the two youngest boys and the fish, taking credit for the catch. And then posted a picture of the three youngest Chloe, Spencer, and Tristan, at what looked like an airport, all three with look of utter emptiness and sadness on their faces and Spencer clutching his sore arm and Tristan pinching his own arm.

      • HoofRat says:

        Honestly, if I were their mother, I’d legally change their last name and move them out of country. I very much doubt Junior would notice or care.

  12. jferber says:

    Lightpurple, Oh my God!

  13. EMF999 says:

    She went to my university (Trinity College Dublin). Oh the shame of it 🙁

  14. Esmom says:

    I had no idea Junior’s ex-wife coming into family money was the reason she left. I remember the rampant speculation, including that their split was only for show. It makes sense.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      I think she also saw the sh!tshow that was coming and got out while she could plus Jr’s coke habit is clearly out of control. I also remember reading online he was largely never around, like his own daddy.

    • Truthiness says:

      Well, Don Jr was being Cheater McCheatingface, you have to throw that in the mix. One of the Celeb Apprentice contestants had enough of an affair to call him her soulmate and it went on for a while. She doesn’t have a NDA so it’s pretty funny to hear her behind the scenes comments of that family. Somebody who was in Danity Kane.

  15. Giddy says:

    They can share their lawyers and their dealers; that’s true love for a Trump.

    • HoofRat says:

      And maybe they can get married in jail! Seriously, it would be more tasteful than that tacky-azz monstrosity in Florida.

  16. Pinkosaurus says:

    This engagement doesn’t surprise me. Her attractiveness is all fake hair, fake teeth, makeup and implants. She’s trying to lock down a role that guarantees her attention before she can’t fake being in her 40’s anymore. She will not be aging gracefully but will always have an audience in the Uber-Trumpers.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      Between her and Lauren Sanchez, Sanchez looks better. In fact they look like long lost sisters.

  17. taffy says:

    She thinks Mint will be the GOP candidate for 2024 and wants to be First Lady.Her love =her aspirations as she seems to be a political beast and Trump’s unwavering power must be an aphrodisiac like no other.

  18. Misskitten says:

    She has a fetish for pomade (see hair of ex Gavin Newsom & hair of current squeeze Don Jr). I live in California and I want to know what percentage of my tax dollars go to Gavin Newsom’s hair pomade.

  19. Ledasdog says:

    “his terrible little coked-up rat eyes” the best description of him I have ever read. Thank You.

  20. shanaynay says:

    The gruesome twosome!!!