The Batman’s London premiere was last night, and here are assorted photos. It makes sense that their first premiere would be in London, considering the whole thing was filmed there. I wonder how many premieres they’ll do for this – they obviously need it to make a lot of money, but how much of that will be dependent on Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz physically going country-to-country to sell this movie?

When I first saw Zoe in this Saint Laurent dress, I saw the close-ups of her from the waist-up and I was like “wow that’s a lot of underboob.” So I made a point of grabbing the full-length photos which don’t feel so… mammogrammy. In the full-length pics, her dress is sort of a cool optical illusion, do you see it? Like, the dress is Batman’s cowl and the boob cutouts are Batman’s eyes. It’s a cool optical illusion and I think she did that on purpose. Also: I could seriously do without the baby bangs, MY GOD.

As for Rob Pattinson… my lord. He’s been the face of Dior menswear for years now and I don’t understand why Dior does this to him. While Rob is humble (hilariously so) about his looks and body, he IS a good-looking guy with a great jawline and cheekbones for days. He’s also tall and he can wear clothes well. So why give him this tragically oversized suit? This is a whole mess. Update: I thought this was Dior because, obvs, he reps hard for Dior. But no, this suit is Jil Sander. A MESS!

Bonus photos: Jeffrey Wright (one of the most interesting character actors working today, and Commissioner Gordon in this film) and Paul Dano (who plays the Riddler).

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.