Lindsay Lohan: Ungaro’s ugly, budget pasties weren’t my idea

Fresh off the heels of her “obituary waiting to happenStar Magazine cover story, Lindsay Lohan went out and about in New York last night. Because when everyone is talking about how you’re a train wreck, the best thing to do is go gallivanting around to events cracked out of your mind and making excuses for everything. I will say this though – Lindsay was photographed in New York earlier Wednesday, and being back in her home country agrees with her. I’m not saying she looks good or anything, just that she looks less strung out. Anyway, while she was attending a Victoria’s Secret party last night, she spoke to People about her epic failure as a “creative consultant” to Ungaro:

The Paris fashion world never expected to see pasties on the runway. Nor, apparently, did the creative consultant behind the disastrous line, Lindsay Lohan.

The actress, 23, who was skewered by the fashion press for the first Ungaro collection she served as artistic advisor on, blamed the fiasco on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”

As for the much-maligned sequined pasties flashed by the models when they opened their jackets and blouses, Lohan said told PEOPLE on Wednesday at a Victoria’s Secret Velvet launch party in New York that she was as shocked as the audience.

“I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says, adding that “I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning.” Still, the clock for her next collection is already ticking. “It’s already in January,” she says. “I thought it was in March.”

[From People]

When all else fails, Lindsay pulls the wide-eyed “I didn’t know anything about anything” act. My guess is Little Miss “I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels” Lohan had the brilliant idea for the heart-shaped pasties and now she’s trying to blame that poor Ungaro designer. Next Lindsay is probably going to try to claim that her designs were “hacked”.

Meanwhile, Lindsay’s dad is still talking. This bastard just won’t shut up. Even though I agree with some of the stuff he’s saying, the way he keeps giving interview after interview about his daughter’s train wreck life, all as a way to get more attention for himself, is pissing me off. Anyway, Michael’s latest interview is all about how he’s now concerned about Lindsay’s influence on his 15-year-old sister Ali. I hate myself for saying this, but I co-sign Michael on this one: “Lindsay’s leaning on Ali right now. Do you think that’s good? Leaning on your 15-year-old sister?”

When Michael is asked by Radar if he thinks Ali will end up a cracked-out mess like Lindsay, Michael says: “Absolutely! The biggest argument I had with Dina when it came to Lindsay was when she allowed her to go out to California by herself at age 17 and live with another girl. I was totally against it. That was when we were going through difficulties in our marriage and Dina wasn’t listening to a word I said. That’s when we broke up. Lindsay was living out there with a 19-year-old girl and everything went haywire.” Well… it wasn’t just living alone at the Chateau Marmont at the age of 17, a great deal of her current problems involve her sketchy famewhore parents, the motherload of drugs, and no one ever telling her no.

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  1. ligeia says:

    i think she actually looks good in that picture, her skin is looking way better than it has been lately.

  2. nAynAy says:

    She’s actually bad-mouthing those who gave her a job? She must be crazy.

  3. nAynAy says:


    It just might be really good makeup. LOL!

  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    ha! and if the line had been praised and well-received in the fashion world, she would have said “it was ALL my idea!”

    one thing I’m hopeful for is that Ali will see what an F-ED up life Lindsay has made for herself and NOT want to be that girl.

  5. nAynAy says:

    Praise St. Angie!:

    I’m with you about Ali, but I have huge doubts. Young sisters usually look up to their bigger sisters, but let’s hope that Ali comes to her senses soon, and finds another role model. Hopefully not her mom or dad either.

  6. ToddRH says:

    With her…it’s always someone else’s fault for her undoing. She’ll never…NEVER…get on a better path until she takes credit for her own issues. There already has been some big names trying to get in her corner but the more bridges she burns, the less people will be able to or want to help her!

  7. BiggieShortie says:

    Well, they weren’t even HER pants when she got busted with the bad shit in the pockets, remember? Why should the pasty debacle be hers, either?
    This trick needs to just fall off the face of the earth already.
    Stick a fork in her ass. She’s DUN.

  8. ToddRH says:

    Re: Ali…she’s just seeing the trips to Paris and (some) people fawning over Lindsey…so of course she wants that. Look at their parental units and it’s a no-brainer that Ali wants to be like big sis!

  9. BitterBetty says:

    Interesting how every Michael Lohan interview about Lindsy sounds like something he read on Perez Hilton.

  10. nanster says:

    Lindsay and Ali were raised by the same parents, so they have the same set of values (or lack thereof). That is why Ali wants to be like Lindsay – she sees nothing wrong with it.

  11. princess pea says:

    Does Radar have a freaking hotline to Michael’s house or some shit? Every day they have a new exclusive statement from him. Every. Day.

    This is pretty much the reaction from Lindsay we all expected, isn’t it? I love that her excuses include: I was late. As in, I didn’t put time or effort into this, actually. Just slapped my name on it and thought you would kiss my ass for it. ““It’s already in January,” she says. “I thought it was in March.”” That’s really NO TIME in fashion design-land. She should be working on the next bunch NOW, if she were going to fool us into thinking she is actually contributing.

  12. Bodhi says:

    My God, that barely look like LL! That is such a crock of horse sh*t. I hope Ungaro dumps her ass

  13. Firestarter says:

    She’s a genius you guys!

  14. BiggieShortie says:

    I think she got a butt-load of Botox all up in her face. For a CHANGE she doesn’t look all haggard.
    I ain’t convinced it’s cuz she’s toning down the partying, she just laid off the meth for an hour to squeeze in an appointment for her busted face.

  15. Susette says:

    Of course she looks less strung out in the States. Her regular dealers are here. Less withdrawal to deal with.

  16. Prissa says:

    Several years back I remember Raven Symone did an interview and said she and Lindsay were living together. This must be the other girl Lindsay was living with at the age of 17 (Isn’t Raven like 25 now? She’s two years older and would have been 19 at the time…) Ummm. I don’t see Raven wilding out like Lindsay. Perhaps, Raven had a better support system and upbringing by parents who have genuine concern for her? Just a thought, Michael. He’s a master at placing the blame where it doesn’t belong (just like Lindsay). Why can’t he just admit he (and Dina) provided the framework for the trainwreck Linday is today?

  17. Lem says:

    I find that looking at her makes my own forehead wrinkle uncontrollably. I look at the pic. read the story. By the time I’m done I have a headache and all the forrowed brow lines hurt

  18. terissa says:

    I don’t know why people are so hard on this girl. It’s not like she has been given anything without working her butt off like other celebs. I look at Paris and just cringe because she’s always been taken care of and has the best of the best of everything at her fingertips. On the other hand Lindsay doesn’t have that and when it’s gone it’s gone and her family can’t pick her up.

  19. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “It’s not like she has been given anything without working her butt off like other celebs.”

    except that she DOESN’T work her butt off like other celebs.

    did you forget the famous “open letter” that the head of the studio wrote her? about how she wasn’t professional and how her partying led to her not showing up on set?

    and the editorial that appeared with a recent photo spread detailing her unprofessionalism and how she showed up 12 hours (yes, TWELVE) late for the shoot?

    please, this girl does NOT work her butt off, hence the “sense of entitlement” that is constantly mentioned.

  20. Mel says:

    Where does she get money to support herself? Nobody in the movie biz will hire her. I’m guessing she’s dealing coke to celebrities, like Michael Douglas’s son.

  21. Firestarter says:

    Uh, I may be dumb but when has she worked hard to get anything? Seriously, she worked hard as a child actor, but as an adult, I think her hardest job has been finding someone to pull the jewel/safe heist at her Cali home, oh and finding a dealer who would take credit.

    Maybe you are right, she has had to work hard for what she has (coke). You have to turn a few tricks to get it for free! (no, I do NOT speak from experience *looks around nervously*)J/K

    To be honest, I don;t think celebs really work their butts off, say like a nurse, construction worker, peace corps worker, teacher, scientist looking for a cure for a disease do, but that is just me.

  22. thedomesticgoddess says:

    The only people making money are the scabs and parasites taking photos, her parents and whoever else takes advantage of this one truly messed up young woman. Out of all the people that have come through her life, not one person has managed to stop her? Yeah ok. Too busy collecting their money I guess.

  23. gg says:

    Kaiser, you are in love with the word “sketchy”. :?

  24. Bambi says:

    If the pasties weren’t her idea, then did she originally intend to have half of the models walk out with their nipples showing?

  25. Jazz says:

    Michael Lohan needs to STFU already!

  26. gg says:

    I can’t believe how immature her dad is. He’s just a selfish pig with a huge ego, and mouth to match.