There’s a story on popular celebrity aggregate gossip site Oh No They Didn’t that someone “hacked” Lindsay Lohan’s supposed myspace, Gmail, and Blackberry accounts and is planning on releasing a website containing all her messages and comments. ONTD has the sketchy background story and screencaps from the hacked myspace, included here:

the hacker said there’s more to come
APPARENTLY THERE’S A WHOLE WEBSITE COMING SOON
jezekel messeged the person who’s doing this and he or she said the website won’t be up for 3-4 days,that he was hired by Paris’ camp, and that only some of the features will be free =(

The “hacker” wrote on the profile that it contained “emails stolen 4/18 via Lindsay Lohans personal Blackberry/Gmail/Myspace Messages” and it looks like they used her hacked myspace to post screenshots from Gmail. There are also screenshots that seem to be directly from Gmail.

Lohan got quite a few messages from someone who is said to be Shanna Moakler. At first Shanna is nice in the messages, asking if Lindsay wants to hang out and trying to see if she is still friends with Paris. Her last message is angry and threatening, though. Lohan doesn’t seem to have responded to her gestures of friendship, and she gets pissed off and accuses her of hanging out with her estranged husband, Travis.

Shanna Moakler’s supposed e-mails to Lohan part 1
Shanna Moakler’s supposed e-mails to Lohan part 2
Shanna Moakler’s supposed e-mails to Lohan part 3

In the last message, maybe-Moakler writes:

Whats wrong cunt can’t write back? Why r u writing me asking me how travis when your [sic] hanging out with him? Listen babe…..I know u and your whore crew thingk taking other peoples men is a game and fun….but I have 2 kids we don’t have a proper family now. You should stay the f$#^ away from me. Cause I will have words with u if I see u at winstons or any other place for that fact. Scandelous bitch.

There’s also what seems to be heated exchange between Lohan and Paris. Fake Lohan tells fake Paris that she and Perez Hilton “use each other like tampons” and accuses her of leaking bad stories about her to the reviled blogger. Paris says she only sees Perez at events and doesn’t talk to him enough to tell him gossip about Lohan.

Paris and Lohan’s supposed myspace messages

Maybe-Paris says:

dont start trouble. just because youre [sic] bored as hell doesnt give you the right to bring up all this dumb madeup shit you have going on in your head.

i dont even talk to perez so nice try with the accusation. lesbo.

Maybe-Lohan responds:

F&#@ YOU cunt! now that really does make me wonder….i know u chill with perez, thats a given, …u guys use eachother like tampons. why didnt he post not 1 article or anything regarding your “stolen storage” stunt? I hate that fat f&#@, and i know u had something to do with that story. look up my name on his page and just read the crazy stories hes been making up, then when we click on ur name, its always “paris at fashion week” or something Not negative. god knows what u 2 have against me, but i wont sit here and pretend like we are friends. this shits so old, i get headaches. go suck elliots dick.

Fake Paris responds:

i chill with perez on occasion, he gets invited to things. yes im not denying that but we do not talk on a regular basis, atleast not enough for your name to even be broughten [sic] up. he doesnt post bad things because he likes me, not because i tell him shit about you. so make sense before you talk. just because he doesnt like you doesnt mean you can blame that onme. i have nothing against you. but your bi polar ass starts drama like this and gives me reasons to have things against you. me & perez arent on any f&#@ing team, im not associate with his blog in anyway. if it bothers you so much, dont go on his damn page.

Here’s why I think this entire thing is fabricated: I noticed when I was transcribing those riveting e-mails and myspace messages that most of them have the same writing style, with almost no use of apostrophes or capitalized “I”s. Maybe this is because they’re both on their Blackberries and its easy to write that way. There are also two messages from what is said to be “DJ Samm Young,” and in one he uses capital Is and apostrophes and in another it’s all lower case and in the same style as supposed Paris and Lindsay. Again, it could be due to the Blackberry factor.

It doesn’t excite me for a couple of other reasons. One is that it’s myspace and it’s quite easy to start an account, claim it’s someone and then run other accounts claiming they are other celebrities. The story doesn’t add up that it’s Lohan’s myspace but that someone took e-mails from her other accounts and is posting screenshots there. Maybe the upcoming website with more material will clear all that up, for a subscription fee of course.

There was another “hacked” Paris and Lindsay myspace incident back in October of last year, where it was possible to see comments on private profiles using a simple formula. I have a lot of the messages saved that were there, and at that time maybe-Lohan was going by the username “Lilo” and Paris was “BabyTink2.”

The other reason this isn’t interesting is that it’s Lohan and her stock is dropping rapidly. People aren’t really paying attention to her at this point. Lohan made some weird contradictory statements in a recent interview, saying she needs her friends by her for their protection. Her supposed lesbian affair with DJ Samantha Ronson didn’t get much coverage in the gossip blogs. We don’t care anymore. If this is really Lohan, Paris and Shanna Moakler arguing it’s still kind of lame.

Thanks to Oh No They Didn’t for this story and the screenshots.