Lauren Sanchez: Life with Jeff Bezos & our 7 kids is like ‘the Brady Bunch’

While I think Lauren Sanchez is kind of a vapid golddigger, I have to admit, I kind of hate-respect her. She secured the bag and then some. She carried on an affair with Jeff Bezos when they were both married to other people, then when the National Enquirer exposed them, they just divorced their spouses, became official together and never looked back. Bezos and Sanchez still haven’t gotten married and it doesn’t sound like they will any time soon, but they live together and they do everything together and she clearly believes that what’s his is hers. Lauren was interviewed by WSJ. Magazine and this piece is bonkers! She’s very confessional, gregarious and over-the-top. I kind of understand why she would end up the mistress-turned-official of the richest man in the world.

She pilots helicopters & planes: “This is one of the only places I feel entirely in control.” She formed Black Ops Aviation, one of the first female-owned aerial film and production companies with a focus across television and film, in 2016, when she realized she was one of only a few women doing the job. “I don’t know why more women don’t do it,” she says. Sánchez often pilots Bezos and their families around the world and tries to get in the cockpit at least three times a week to stay up to date on instruments.

She & Bezos do everything together: “He stole my trainer!” she says of Wes Okerson, who pops up occasionally on her Instagram. “Jeff is extremely dedicated to his workouts. I mean, you have no idea. He really puts in the work.”

Their life together: Sánchez and Bezos, who respectively have three children and four children from their prior relationships, share a historic Beverly Hills house built by Hollywood founding father Jack Warner, which Bezos bought from media mogul David Geffen for a then-record-setting $165 million in 2020. (The couple has other homes, including one in Seattle, where Bezos founded Amazon in 1994, and another in Washington, D.C., where the Washington Post, which he bought for $250 million in 2013, is based.) “On a typical Saturday, we hang out, we have dinner with the kids, which is always fun because you never know where the conversation is going to go with this many kids,” Sánchez says. “We are the Brady Bunch!”

Working with her boyfriend on the Bezos Award for Courage & Civility: “Jeff and I think [civility] is what’s missing in the world right now. Everything’s driven by negativity or conflict. When we called [Dolly Parton] two weeks before [the award announcement], she goes, ‘Is this real? Did you say $100 million?’ She couldn’t believe it.”

How Bezos will give away his money before he dies: “Jeff has always told me, since I’ve known him, that he’s going to give the majority of his money to philanthropy….[It wasn’t] surprising to me at all. He just never felt the need to have to say it.

Working together with Bezos: “It’s the greatest experience I’ve ever had. I’ve always had a career very separate from my partner. I think now that I can work with my partner and be with him all the time…. We love to be together and we love to work together. He’s helping me with the book. He’s getting his pilot’s license. We fly together. We work out together. We’re together all the time.

The best business advice Bezos gave her: “Living with Jeff is like having a master class every day. What he’s really taught me a lot about is management. Biggest pieces of advice? I hold a lot of meetings and I would talk first in a meeting and he goes, “No, no, no. You’re the boss. You talk last. You let everyone else talk so that they don’t get swayed by your opinion.” Keep meetings under an hour if you can. I don’t know how he does it; he can read documents for hours. Another thing he taught me is: If you’re going to have a meeting, have the person running the meeting write a document about what you’re going to discuss and why. And it can’t be more than six pages.

She’s a gossip: “It’s hard [not to talk about my relationship]. I’m a very open person. I talk a lot. I like to tell all my secrets. I have had to learn that I can’t do that. It’s a good lesson. [I used to] say stuff to people and no one would care! [I catch myself] All the time. I want to tell everyone everything. I want everyone to be my friend! I learned how to not give the location of where I’m at. I can’t Instagram things that I normally would before. I have to be more private, a little more controlled, and that’s fine.

Sunday mornings with Jeff Bezos: “Every Sunday morning, Jeff makes pancakes. He wakes up early. He gets the Betty Crocker cookbook out every time, and I’m like, “OK, you’re the smartest man in the world; why don’t you have this memorized yet?” But he opens it up every time: Exact portions make the best pancakes in the world.

[From WSJ. Magazine]

See what I mean? I sort of like her. Well, I don’t hate her. She seems like fun, she seems like she’s terrifically indiscreet and she loves having a good time. It also sounds like Bezos never really sat down and said “I’m giving away all of this money, babe.” Maybe she knows she just has to ride this to the finish line and have a lot of fun doing it. They criss-cross across the country and the globe, they live in crazy mansions, he makes pancakes from a Betty Crocker recipe… not a bad life.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Instagram.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

42 Responses to “Lauren Sanchez: Life with Jeff Bezos & our 7 kids is like ‘the Brady Bunch’”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. ME says:

    Well she didn’t really “secure the bag” as you said. She’s his girlfriend. He could meet some new hot thing and she’d be out of the house in a week. It happens. I heard the one thing they truly have in common is their love of flying. She’s a licensed pilot which I think is pretty cool.

  2. TIFFANY says:

    If she has Bezos as a boyfriend, you would think her surgeon would be better.

    • Layla Beans says:

      Her face is so jacked.

    • May Bench says:

      Her face and tatas look so fake. One would think with her money, she could have afforded a better surgeon.

      • Noo says:

        Pls correct me if I have the timing wrong but I thought at least one of her breast implants was done after she got together with bezos, noticeably giant boobs popped up as their relationship was rolling out. Since Mackenzie was a very natural beauty I figure Jeff must really like the manufactured/plastic aesthetic and wanted to have more of a showy/look at me woman on his arm? I feel he is extremely insecure.

    • Lemons says:

      I think some things are unrepairable at a certain point. In the red dress, it looks like she upgraded her makeup artist. Much better job.

    • Whyforthelove says:

      Right?!? Her face is so messed up

    • TQ says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Not subtle at all! She needs to call Cate Blanchett’s surgeon — those tweaks are subtle. But then again, maybe LS doesn’t want subtle? Maybe she wants over the top?

      • Debbie says:

        Maybe? Maybe she wants over the top? You looked at the obvious-even-to-me facial and body plastic surgery, the skin-tight dress, the legs, and the SHOES(!?) and added “maybe” to that sentence? My dear, you are a master of the understatement.

        And I agree with the others, that face will not end well, the body maybe, but not that face.

    • TQ says:

      Totally agree! Her face is pretty messed up. Subtle tweaks would be much better, although she may be going for being over the top!

      And @Noo I agree — she seemed to get new, very large & perky implants when things broke with her and Bezos.

    • The Recluse says:

      It’s unnerving to see what she’s done to mess up her naturally pretty face.
      The picture at the top – frightening.

      They deserve each other.

    • Margaret Ann. Murphy says:

      Stop the cosmetic surgery you already look crazy. So sad you ruined your very pretty face.

    • Caryl says:

      Looks to me like they shared the same plastic surgeon, too!

  3. Jess says:

    Naw don’t care for her at all. I get why she intrigued him though. Jeff Bezos grew up in Miami and she reminds me of quite a few Cuban women I’ve come across. She’s familiar to him in a way.

  4. Tulipworthy says:

    So civility means having an affair while both you and your affair partner are married?

    • Truthiness says:

      Apparently so. Forcing employees to hellish conditions with no quality of life must be civility too. I’d prefer the civility of taxing the rich.

    • candy says:

      Civility is also a form of oppression. And both of them have a long way to go before they can lecture others on anything.

  5. Lens says:

    I’ve seen her in her previous life in media and although I think her over the top plastic Uber-sexy look is not my esthetic she’s one of those very gregarious friendly and hard not to like people. The husband she left is a famous player and agent of Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Christian Bale etc Etc. I like that she left him first as he was likely to have left her for a younger model anyway as per countless mid life crisis lives of powerful men (and in fact he is already remarried to a model of course) Now she gets to do anything she wants including I heard a 2 million dollar independent movie she shot last summer. And I agree exact measurements are important for any baking/mixing you do.

    • ama1977 says:

      No doubt, I bake a ton. But if he makes the recipe weekly, he should know it by now! I make homemade pancakes a couple times a month (and have for about 10 years) and I know the recipe without having to look. Also, the Williams-Sonoma buttermilk pancake recipe is perfection. Even better if you double the melted butter.

  6. WaffleDog says:

    They are both cheaters. And while that may not be the worst thing, they did disrupt two families.

  7. Bay says:

    I mean he’s terrible, but is anything more relatable than not memorizing a recipe even if you’ve done it a hundred times.

  8. Lorelei says:

    When are all of these “Brady Bunch” moments happening? These two always seem to be off jet-setting around the world all the time. Probably better for the kids to be with their other parents, anyway. I cannot STAND this gross woman.

  9. Whyforthelove says:

    Bezoar seems to be a man of limited Emotional intelligence and he found the perfect chatting Barbie to be limited with…

  10. HoofRat says:

    So nice their “Brady Bunch” moments are funded by criminally underpaid, overworked people slaving away while trying not to get docked for bathroom breaks. I contemplated making a suggestion about what Jeff and Lauren could do with their Betty Crocker cookbook, but I believe it would be anatomically impossible.

  11. EastCoastObserver says:

    Say what you will about Lauren Sanchez – she constructed a plan and implemented it ruthlessly. This is the woman (allegedly) whom Gavin de Becker (the security consultant Bezos hired to trace the origin of the photo used in the blackmail attempt) suspected gave the photo to the person who leaked it (Sanchez’ own brother, allegedly) to end Bezos’ marriage. He’ll be with her until circumstances require accepting he has been duped. Gold Digger/Side Piece Hall of Fame.

  12. Debbie says:

    God bless that girl and her inflatable aura. And, as for Bezos, he looks like there ought to be a meter next to his bedroom nightstand.

  13. Queen Meghan’s Hand says:

    Lauren gives me hope: you can golddig at any age!

  14. C R says:

    Oh ouch, there’s a definite dig at Bezo’s ex (one of my heros), “He just never felt the need to have to say it.”

    Considering how LITTLE publicity Mackenzie Scott has sought out, that’s a very bitter statement.

    • TwinFalls says:

      Interesting because she was coming across so above it all but that’s pretty insecure to swipe at his ex like that. Maybe she doesn’t like just being the gf after all.

    • bisynaptic says:

      Remember that Scott stood by Bezos while he built his market-democracy-wrecking machine.

  15. Grandma Susan says:

    The thing that has always struck me the most about Lauren Sanchez is that she and Kimberly Guilfoyle both look like they came off the assembly line at the same plastics factory. I said what I said.

  16. Shai says:

    It’s so weird seeing her looking like this since I used to watch her on tv years back, her face frightens me. Although I highly doubt she’s secured any bag since he’s not marrying her, it feels like she’s trying very hard to make him relatable & be on equal footing with his ex (her comment about him not having to say anything about giving away his money hints at this).

  17. Macheath says:

    Meh, I’m old school; I miss the days when Mistresses were more discrete. These New Age side pieces are brazen. I just can’t like cheaters. No matter how charming a person is, to me cheating is abusive and I can never like or tolerate people like that. Even begrudgingly. It speaks to a sinister character/personality defect.

    That type of selfishness/coldness/recklessness/callousness will rear its head in multiple ways. Especially if they get out of it relatively unscathed. Both Bezos and Sánchez are gross to me, no matter how much gold they try to stick to their faces.

  18. HeyKay says:

    Macheath, well said. I agree.

    And, this “Jeff is leaving the majority of his money to charity.” Well, why wait?
    Start donating $10M, to the charity of his choice. Have a photo op, big dumb smile put out a press release. Get on with it.
    Can you imagine the good that could be done if these billionaires would start writing checks?
    Buffett, Murdoch, Bezos, Gates, Musk, are the first that come to mind.
    Like the railroad tycoons did, write your flaming name all over it, but start doing it.
    Wealth hoarding is sickening. And Bezos made the majority of his money by treating his employees like garbage.

    • JanetDR says:

      Right?! How about he starts paying his workers more? Yearly bonuses, let them have breaks, etc.

  19. The Recluse says:

    Time is the enemy of us all, but for those clinging to their self-perceived sexier, younger selves, it’ll be brutal.

  20. bisynaptic says:

    Just read an interesting set of articles on Bezos and how he built his business on tax dodging and how he intends to replace the “free” market with Amazon.
    https://ilsr.org/trustbusting-power-of-corporate-tax-policy/
    If we are to have a free country, Amazon must be broken up.

  21. kirk says:

    “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

    Speaking of lips, hers look gigantic here compared to when I first heard about her after it came out she was cheating with Jeff.

  22. candy says:

    “you’re the smartest man in the world!” And I just gagged.