Happy Mugshot Day! Rudy Giuliani & the Trump cohorts surrendered in Georgia

Happy Treason Bird Mugshot Day to you! Donald Trump is due to surrender in Fulton County, Georgia today, which means we’re just hours away from getting our hands on his mugshot and his actual weight. In the meantime, a steady stream of Trump’s co-defendants surrendered at the Fulton County Jail on Wednesday, including Rudy Giuliani. Ol’ Ghouliani managed to make the most out of his mug shot, using his witchy Four Season Total Landscaping mojo to render the mug shot impossibly low-res. Honestly, this is far from the worst photo I’ve seen of Rudy in the past five years.

I saw a segment on MSNBC this week where their reporter on the ground in Georgia spelled out the logistics of the MAGA surrenders at the jail. Basically, Fulton County has blocked out a big chunk of the area around the jail, so it would be very easy for these people to simply go through booking and then drive away without interacting with the media. The media scrum has been placed some distance from the jail. Which makes it extra interesting that a few of Trump’s co-defendants are making the effort to go out to the media pen. Total famewhores. Rudy was one of those people – post-booking, Rudy wandered out to the media scrum and tried to answer some questions, all while some hero held a banner reading “Clown Car Coup” behind him. To that banner-maker, bless you and your family. Have a great day!

Nothing is funnier than “if they can do this to me, they can do this to you.” Yes, Rudy – if someone ratf–ks an election and tries to subvert the very foundation of the republic, they will put that person in prison. That’s the fundamental point of the legal system, that no one is above the law. This man used to be one of the nation’s top US attorneys. What a sad, pathetic old fool.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Backgrid, Fulton County Jail.

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  1. Losers all of them. Some are smiling and I hope the smiles are wiped off their faces and replaced with tears. Looks like Rudy was trying and failing to intimidate. Also looks like he stopped dyeing his hair because I didn’t see it running down the side of his corrupt face.

    • Seraphina says:

      The smiles are what stood out to me – as if this is a joke. I understand they are manipulating the story with optics but I too hope reality sets in soon.
      I LOVE the federal judge’s dismissal of Meadows’ and Clark’s request to block arrest.

    • StellainNH says:

      Such smug looks.

      I want to know the cheeto man’s height along with his weight. The man keeps growing taller so he doesn’t sound morbidly obese.

      • BeanieBean says:

        I am totally bummed that this jail doesn’t use the height marks behind the perps!

      • ML says:

        Me too, BeanieBean! Have mugshots changed to this since I left? These look like warped adult school/ adult daycare pictures instead of criminals.

      • Debbie says:

        Not just the height charts but the “number necklace” (I don’t know what it’s called) too. I really wanted to see it under their faces, that way they couldn’t invalidate the humiliation of the situation they find themselves in by doing “hair and makeup”. Jerks.

    • Lady D says:

      I want to see the smiles wiped off their faces too. Matter of fact, I can’t wait to see it. It’s probably going to take two years or more to see these rats in prison, but it will be worth the wait.

    • bisynaptic says:

      #LockThemUp 😆

  2. Becks1 says:

    oh mugshot day! I’m so excited!

    As for Rudy’s “if they can do it to me they can do it to you” – you know what, if I try to overturn an election by threatening elected officials and everything else they did – then I should be arrested. It’s called breaking the law Rudy.

    • olliesmom says:

      Exaaaactly Becks 1!

      Well, Rudy, I’m not a treasonous criminal, so no they won’t be doing that to me anytime soon. If I suddenly turn to a life a crime, yes.

  3. Flowerlake says:

    “Happy Mugshot Day!”


  4. Brassy Rebel says:

    All their faux victimhood just proves that they believe they are above the law.

    • BothSidesNow says:

      Well, Rudy certainly does. It’s time up for Rudy and the rest of his co-defendants to be facing the truth that they have been denying the people of this country for more than a year!!!!

      Lock them ALL up!!!!

  5. ⁷Tree says:

    You can tell the true believers from the ones looking for a payday. Kenneth and ray look shocked. Lol. They all had ample oppurtunity to stop. They didn’t have to say they was wrong. They just had to stop. Instead they kept lying and making threats. The threats are why they are facing jail time.

    Rudy has always been weird. Before 9-11 he had become one of the most hated men in New York. He turned it around. And now look at him. Right back broke and hated. He should’ve retired.

    • Truthiness says:

      Ray Smith looks like a serial killer, maybe with bodies buried in the backyard. Don’t accept a ride home with home from him.

      Jenna Ellis looks like she’s on her way to a sorority party, thrilled to be part of a big famous group.

    • H says:

      After 9/11, I had a lot of respect for Giuliani. But all my friends who were New Yorkers hated his guts. Since Trump isn’t going to pay his legal bills, I bet you Rudy turns on the Orange One incredibly fast. The other ones are just incredibly stupid and got their 5 minutes of fame. Hopefully, they’ll all be going to jail or singing like birds to avoid it.

  6. Paty Kerry says:

    I find it so bizarre that they all seem to be taking it as an enormous joke and not at all conscious of the seriousness of what they did. I just read an article that covered Trump’s interview by Carlson and they both sounded unhinged. Is it just the power they are after, that they are willing to perpetuate all these crazy lies?

    • Kitten says:

      The lies are integral to their grift because they work: the legion of cult-followers are more than willing to believe it.

    • Gisby says:

      It’s not JUST the power, it’s the protection it gives them. (Republicans voting to not punish Trump after the impeachment, Presidential Pardons…) The power is nice, but being above the Law is better.

      If they tell the truth, it all comes tumbling down, and off to prison.

    • bisynaptic says:

      It’s everything that comes with power.

  7. Pinkosaurus says:

    These are great but I still prefer the photos of Jenna Ellis being encased in Rudy’s fart cloud 😳💩💨

  8. SquiddusMaximus says:

    Between this and the dumpster fire of morons at last night’s debate, I am seriously dumbfounded. I mean, there’s clever evil (one could argue Xi is clever evil — like, he is able to achieve important goals whilst evil doing), and then there is moronic evil. Just so fecking dumb you have to concoct a new reality for it to make any sense.

    • Kitten says:

      I think DeSantis is clever evil but it’s effin bizarre because a recent poll had cons thinking Trump was far more effective than DeSantis in terms of achieving fasci—I mean, conservative goals.

  9. SIde Eye says:

    That mug shot. You can just smell the fart in the air.

    I wish they were all in orange jumpsuits but I’ll take the cheap ass suits they all have on – it’s better than nothing. Finally mug shots! The other 3 jurisdictions where Trump has been indicted should take note – this is how you treat treasonous jackasses trying to overthrow democracy! You take their mugshot and you treat them no differently than any other criminal in your jurisdiction. The Fani Imma Call All of Your by your birth certificate names Willis standard. Thank you Georgia! If anyone else is looking to charge these turds – TAKE THEIR MUGSHOTS.

    Jenna Ellis has hellah nerve smiling like it’s a glamour shot at the mall. Wtf. I read the full indictment, count 1 is over 71 pages. It blows my mind that the media hasn’t really reported what these people did warranting these charges – it’s more than witness tampering/intimating a poll worker (which is horrible enough) we’re talking impersonating election officials, tampering with machines, soliciting other officials to lie/commit crimes, forging documents posing as the electoral college falsifying the results, etc. This was brazen. These 19 people were a crime spree.

    The man holding the clown show sign is a hero.

    • BothSidesNow says:

      He is!!! I want to buy that man many, many drinks for his brilliance of stating the facts as I only watched the video enough to see him.

      Rudy is truly an delulu land in declaring that IF he could be charged, anyone could!! Of course we could because we would be be BREAKING the f’ing law Rudy…….🤷🏻‍♀️

      I have read the indictment and have kept myself informed as to the shenanigans that these fools perpetuated over a YEAR!!!!

      And why wasn’t Meadow’s included with the smug shot clowns???

      That weasel is tryin to get out of the charges with the other 19 co-defendants!!!


      • SIde Eye says:

        BothSidesNow that is a great question!!! Meadows is a piece of work. He was just doing his job. Um sir when your job requires you to break the law you can say no – Mike Pence did – I cannot stand that man but at least he didn’t go along with this hooliganism and outright thuggery. I mean the delusion of these people. It’s jaw dropping what went on for over a year.

        I cannot wait to hear who all the un-indicted co-conspirators are – they have already testified before the grand jury. I also cannot wait to see what happens to Jared and Ivanka I know those are separate charges but I cannot wait to see will they have actual accountability. I hope they never get a good night’s rest again.

        Trump and his cronies are THUGS and FELONS. Get that son of a bitch to that jail!!!

  10. Lucy says:

    They’re trying to pretend this isn’t the Finding out stage, and it’s great. The fake electors already flipped to save themselves, there’s got to be limited information the prosecution needs for conviction. So almost no one has any leverage left to flip and save themselves. Glorious.

    Rudy has his New York apartment for sale, no cash and is being Assisted in his defense for Georgia by someone who isn’t a lawyer. He flew private to Georgia though.

    Fani and Jack are heroes.

    • Moira's Rose's Garden says:

      Not sure of how true this is but the news reported that 45 is holding a fundraiser at Bedminster for Rudy’s legal fees to the tune of $100K per plate.
      Of course, knowing him, that $ will be right into his own pockets or in Ivana’s grave to keep the stolen classified documents company.

      • Lucy says:

        I saw that. Trump is doing that instead of paying Giuliani what he owes him, and hoping that G doesn’t flip on him out of gratitude. G has already met with Smith and done a proffer, so I don’t know if he didn’t have the info needed and didn’t get a deal, or if there’s new charges coming that G is exempt from.

  11. Renae says:

    Don’t count on getting Trump’s height and weight. They are asked for that info and its self-reported. So…..he will be 6’5″ and 210lbs. Or…whatever he wants to put out there.
    I despair this upcoming election.
    Pure clown show last night.

  12. Kittenmom says:

    Jenna seems to think she’s the new Bachelorette. At least Rudy isn’t leaking this time.

  13. Dara says:

    Trump surrenders on the day Starbucks drops all of its PUMPKIN spice favored nonsense. I was so confused scanning Twitter (never calling it X) and I kept seeing pumpkin-themed tweets from them with todays date. My brain literally wouldn’t compute.

    Happy mugshot day y’all!

  14. Erika says:

    All of them are hideous and villainous!!

  15. Puppy1 says:

    Rudy’s green hair made me chuckle 😂

  16. Lucy says:

    The Chesebro guy filed, demanding a speedy trial, and Fani has proposed October 23, 2023! That’s in weeks! I really hope that happens!!

    • ama1977 says:

      Nobody files a motion for speedy trial less than a month after being charged with multiple felonies. Who is this moron’s lawyer?

      They keep FAFO. You love to see it!!

  17. LyZe says:

    Chesebro is the one I find most interesting. He was a protégée of the great liberal constitutional lawyer Tribe. Chesebro started out as a very liberal democrat lawyer taking on liberal cases and defending individuals and causes of those most in need. How do you go from that to someone that tried to destroy democracy. Even Tribe his mentor is confused angry and sad at what he has become. I’d love a deep dive into that psychopathy.

  18. Eden75 says:

    This week has been a brutal one here where I live but yesterday, that Giuliani picture put a smile on my face. The one I am looking forward to most is today though.

    I swear if Georgia wins this, I will travel all 4200 kms (2600 miles) to celebrate it!

  19. one of the marys says:

    At first glance I thought Cathy Latham was Samantha Markle and wondered ‘how the hell did she get mixed up with this?’ Truth is stranger than fiction lately

  20. AnneL says:

    A few of them look a little grim or at least appropriately somber. But the smiles! I want to punch them off.

  21. jferber says:

    I’m waiting for Trump’s mug shot. No doubt, it will be the smirking, arrogant face his Nazi fans love. Imagine a REAL politician making that snide, contemptuous face and people loving it? Even f–king Putin doesn’t make those disgusting faces and he’s a real, honest-to-God killing machine.

  22. jferber says:

    I just saw Trump’s mug shot. He’s going for “defiant” and is already using it for promotion of his presidential run–and no doubt for money grabs. Incorrigible criminal. He never stops.