Will King Charles authorize an official QEII biography only to censor it?

There’s been a lot of talk in recent weeks about Queen Elizabeth II’s legacy and what’s said about her legacy and who gets to curate information about her historic reign. Interestingly, a little while ago, there was a kerfuffle among historians about a footman being appointed to go through QEII’s personal letters and diaries. Paul Whybrew was one of QEII’s most trusted aides, and he was assigned the task of going through all of QEII’s written words. Historians are like: nope, he’s not qualified, you should get a historian to do it so that nothing gets destroyed or overlooked. I get that complaint, and I would have thought that they would simply dump everything into the archives and put a 100-year ban on ANYONE reading any of it. Speaking of, an official biography of QEII will be commissioned, except that King Charles will probably ensure that the biography will fail to include criticism of QEII’s heir.

It will be the most extraordinary biographical undertaking. The search is on to find a suitably eminent historian capable of writing Elizabeth II’s biography, with soundings currently being taken at the highest level. But many believe that such an intimate exploration of the late Queen’s innermost thoughts would not be welcomed by her eldest son and heir, who may prefer to kick the project into the long grass.

Robert Lacey, the royal historian, said: “Any serious book has to examine the more difficult aspects of the King’s relationship with his mother. That’s why I wonder whether it can possibly be published in his lifetime. The years of real crisis in the Queen’s reign revolved around the breakup of Charles’s marriage to Diana. There is the testimony of a private secretary that the Queen told Charles she wanted ‘nothing to do’ with Camilla – whom she described as ‘that wicked woman’ – and that Prince Charles himself was close to tears over this.”

He added: “I can’t see any way that the candid verdicts on Prince Charles among some very senior figures in the palace and No 10 during the monarchy’s dark days of the 1990s can possibly be published during his reign.”

There are several aspects of the project that could prove problematic for King Charles, events that can hardly be skirted over in an official biography. Chief among them is the breakdown of his own marriage to Diana, Princess of Wales but there is also the downfall of his younger brother, the Duke of York, and the noisy exit of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Other potentially sensitive topics include the late Queen’s opinions about her elder son’s lifestyle, his staff and spending habits. The Duke of Windsor’s dealings with the Nazis and Lord Mountbatten’s sexual preferences may also prove contentious.

One way of avoiding some of the more recent controversies in the shorter term would be to commission more than one volume. Some historians believe it could be divided by time, with the earlier part of her 70-year reign syphoned off to be published first. The project could also be split by theme, with separate volumes on the Commonwealth or the Queen’s love of horse racing, for example.

[From The Telegraph]

I’m sorry but it will be absolutely hilarious if Charles gives the go-ahead to an official biographer, demands a multi-volume biographical set, including one volume solely devoted to horses, and then makes the biographer completely blank out all of the Charles-critical information. Come on, no one will read any of that. Why would palace-authorized biographies even exist in the first place? This absolute groveling and sycophantic need for “access” to King Charles’s court, and then after they get access, they can’t use it to actually tell the truth about the Windsors. Anyway, I’m sure some sycophantic drivel will eventually be written and copies of the book will be carefully placed in the Buckingham Palace giftshop and that will be the end of that.

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  1. Alicky says:

    Yikes — in that top photo, Chuck’s face is absolutely florid.

    • BeanieBean says:

      It looks like a windburn. Do they not have dermatologists who could help him with that? Or at least, a makeup artist?

      • Cali says:

        He has rosacea. So does Harry. Medication and LED therapy can help a lot. In Charles case his problem has become much worse as he aged. He didn’t have a noticeable flushing problem when he was younger.

  2. Yes he certainly will censor it heavily! He will probably change history with it too by trying to make it look like maybe he was her favorite. Wouldn’t put it past him. He likes to change history and this would be a golden opportunity.

  3. Eurydice says:

    I can’t stop laughing. What’s the point of censoring anything when Lacey points out all the things that would be censored? In any case, there will be plenty more unofficial biographies coming out before anyone gets around to writing an official one.

    • Brassy Rebel says:

      Lacey is basically telling us he already did an official biography back in the seventies and any update will be impossible. An official biography will consist of blank pages only, unless they go with the 🐎 idea in which case it will just be 🐎💩.

    • Christine says:

      I can’t stop laughing either!

      “It will be the most extraordinary biographical undertaking.”

      You guys have really got to take it down, by many degrees. This isn’t a newly discovered first person account of Jesus, FFS. QEII was nothing special, except for the fact that she managed to live for longer than most, during a time of world-wide upheaval.

  4. Amy Bee says:

    Any biography that comes out about the Queen will be heavily sanitised and untruthful.

  5. Jais says:

    Charles will absolutely censor everything he possibly can.

  6. equality says:

    All these topics have already been covered in numerous books. There are books available on her childhood, her early reign, books put out during jubblies on her reign, her horses, her dogs, Charles and Diana…. Not to mention all the articles and documentaries. How are any more needed? The only ones that might draw interest would be if H&M are included. Unless she kept a journal or personal letters she wrote that they are going to publish, why would any new books tell anything more about her?

    • BeanieBean says:

      Eh, people still write books about Joan of Arc and Cleopatra (not that QEII was in their league). There’s always a good reason for a re-examination of someone’s life, it’s just not necessary at the moment. Maybe after/while William is thoroughly effing up the institution of monarchy they can really start to examine when & where everything went wrong.

      • equality says:

        Just because Joan of Arc and Cleopatra are still written about doesn’t mean it’s fresh material or factual. They also don’t have video, media interviews, photos, SM, etc. covering them exhaustively, so their lives are a little more mysterious. And, nobody sealed any of their papers (or hid them away) for 90 years (plus if they decide to extend). To thoroughly examine, the RF needs to release more materials.

  7. Snuffles says:

    King Charles, the Censorer.

    One of Charles biggest goals as King is to rewrite history as much as can. That’s why he flipped his shit at Season 4 of The Crown, Harry’s autobiography, and the Netflix series. Those are things out of his control that he can’t destroy.

    I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he already ordered his people to go through the Queen’s personal diaries and destroy everything negative ever said about him and Camilla. There is no way in hell he would want that to live on.

    Part of me hopes that the Queen knew that and had her loyal friends or someone like Eugenie to take possession of them and hide them from Charles.

  8. Mary Pester says:

    “dear diary, well that’s it for me, 4 children and done.
    Dear diary, I haven’t written in you for a while as I’ve been on a royal tour, where I had to put up with bloody Philip phoning that bloody woman every other day.
    Dear diary, what have I done to deserve this? My youngest wants to do some bloody “it’s a knockout thing” , he says it’s for charity, but Edward has always been a bit strange and liked to dress up, other than when it was his marines uniform, then he couldn’t get out of the bloody thing quick enough. Dear diary, I don’t know what’s going on with Andrew, but he’s sweating rather a lot and acting even more shifty than usual, and who is that strange American man he hangs around with now he’s divorced from red!
    Dear diary, I told him, Philip told him, in fact everyone told Charles that he couldn’t continue to see that dreadful woman and marry Diana, he has two young sons and is a bigger brat than either of them!
    Dear diary, why has Charles sent some of his staff to Paris? I’m not buying him a flat there!
    Dear diary, such terrible news, beautiful Diana has died in a car crash in Paris!!!, what the hell was Charlie thinking, I must keep those boys away from the press, and keep Charlie in Scotland until all the rumours die down, God help us because dodis dad is on the warpath. I hope to goodness we can shift the blame.
    Dear diary, I’ve been quiet for a while, because I can’t believe the actual little bastard William has turned into, and that drip of a wife he has, does my head in, she is so lazy.
    Dear diary, Harry has married a lovely young lady, but I smell trouble, Kate is an insecure nutter and William looks as if he would love to jump Megan’s bones!!
    Dear diary, I’ve given up, so sorry, last entry, they are all a load of Royal bastards. They can’t even wait until I’m gone before dividing up the spoils
    Well Andrew has had his share already, the spoilt little sex pest.
    Charles has “that bloody woman” as his wife, but she must never be known as queen. I don’t know why I bother. They will ignore my last wishes, so let them sort their own mess out, because it will be a mess. Bye bye diary, I’m so sorry that you will never see the light of day, Charlie wouldn’t be able to stand it, so I’m sure you will end up cremated, BUT I have a cunning plan, maybe I should send it to Harry!!, then I will come back and haunt the ungrateful bastards from beyond the grave, yes, that’s it, the answer is harry!

    • antipodean says:

      Huzzah @Mary Pester….the answer is ALWAYS Harry.

      • Mary Pester says:

        @ANTIPODEAN@PARACHUTING AND PUPPY 1,oh how I would love this to be true lol. We know the Queen met with Harry privately at her last jubilee, and before invictus. I wouldn’t be surprised if she gave it to him then. I would love it to be so. THEN we would see the Royals fall

    • Parachuting says:

      Brilliant! I even read this in her voice! And you might be on to something. I’ve always thought her smiles in her last photos (like the green cape above) looked a bit like “hehehehe I know a secret and soon all y’all will too!”

    • Puppy1 says:

      @Mary Pester, that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh 😂

  9. @BelizeEmpower says:

    Sounds like QEII saw the handwriting on the wall by recognizing Camila was “a wicked woman.” Charles’ life & his entire monarchy will be defined by his obsession with Camilla, the choices he made because of her, the neglect of his own children because of her, sending Diana to her untimely death because of her, and everything he continues to do because of her. A Pyrrhic victory…he got Camilla and the crown but at what cost?

  10. MoBiMo says:

    Those knee britches…. everytime I see that photo I’m struck by how utterly ludicrous those men look. What is wrong with these people?

  11. Truthiness says:

    Charles will have to censor it. Elizabeth was alive over a decent chunk of the fall of the British Empire. I doubt there will be any full account of the Mau Mau Uprising, The Troubles, and her personal thoughts about these and other fked up wars going on in her reign.

    Yeah Charles wasn’t her favorite nor was William but for me the juicy details would be her personal positions on ‘work’ as a head of state, from Churchill onward. Doubt we’ll get any of the really good stuff, personal or job-related.

  12. Visa Diva says:

    Unless the author has unrestricted access to her diaries, papers and can interview who they want the biography will be pretty useless.
    James Pope-Hennessey set the standard when he did the official biography of Queen Mary, and he had tons of access, interviewing her children, exiled Russian nobles who !lived in grace and favor flats, Swedish Princes, and he had her papers. The result was a pretty candid look at her life. If Charles can’t meet that level with QE2, they might as well not write it until he’s gone.