Sparkles grew a burly beard. [Pop Sugar]
Johnny Depp thinks it‘s “insane” to leave his house. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Britney‘s Tricky Dick. [D-Listed]
Camilla Belle‘s absolutely ridiculous dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Jesus Luz naked (with Madge‘s haggard, ridiculous face)! (NSFW) [The Blemish]
Extraordinary Measures is a heaping turd. [Pajiba]
Kitty Kelley‘s next book: The Oprah. [PopEater]
Video of Elisabetta Canalis spanking some dude. Classy! [LaineyGossip]
Coco‘s final Tonight Show – there might be tears! [The Frisky]
Kinda sexy picture of Hillary Swank and Aaron Eckhart. [Jezebel]
Shauna Sand promotes her sex tape on a pleather couch. [A Socialite Life]
Is James Franco throwing Tobey Maguire under the bus? [Starpulse]
I don’t think Victoria Beckham has anything on underneath the coat. [Hollywood Rag]
Lily Allen‘s cellulite. [Yeeah]
Zoe Saldana‘s nipples (NSFW). [Egotastic]
Kylie Minogue without makeup. Yikes. [Celebslam]
Ew dnw.
HOT! I like it… Rowr…
Aw, is Robert Pattinson trying to appeal to an older demographic? Awwwww!
F*CK YEA!!! I HOPE ALL OF HOLLYWOOD’S MEN JOINS THE BEARD CLUB, THEN BRAD WILL BE THEIR GOD, MUAHAHAH!!!
Oh Rob, you Grizzly Bear.
He’s a lovely person.
Yuck. It messes up his gorgeous profile.
I keep having a comment, and then I scroll past the picture of Hugh Jackman and Sparkles flies right out of my mind. *sighs* I love Hugh.
Poor guy’s still trying to come up with ways to keep from getting recognized in public, eh?
Also, on that Jesus Juz naked photo…WTF is wrong with his penis? It looks so small and shriveled. (Could it be shrinkage? “I was in the poooooool!”) Oh, and I think I see foreskin, which is never pretty. Ew ew ew ew ew a million times ew. And Madge is gross too.
Kylie looks good for a 41 year old cancer survivor.
Gosh, I love beards.
This makes me so happy.
Even though it’s the weekend where the writers of Celebitchy usually kick it elsewhere …. -PLEASE GIVE US A SUPER CONANDO/COCO’s LAST PUFF ON THE ‘COCK UPDATE, seeing’s that tonight’s his last gig and we’re all going to be emotional, inconsolable and searching for somewhere to weep openly (and somewhat anonymously).
Please.
I love the beard. I think it’s awesome. I’ve been waiting for it to return for months. 😀
What is up with all the facial hair in Hollywood? Is it some sort of macho flashback!? James Franco now appears to be sporting one too… 5 o’clock shadow I like, these grizzlies are too much!!
Oh, Now Robert looks like an old vampire! 😀
That’s nasty.
I dont see the appeal of ANY of these twilight guys. Young girls have no taste! The beard does NOT help. The only beard these guys should have is the girlfriend type. HA!
well i guess as soon as Joaquin phoenix is outta the basket he is in!!
Ewwwwwww
He looks Morbid.
Actually he is quite ugly n nutty in true self and he is getting worse.
But i still think the twihards will call this moron as “sexy beard guy” *pukes*
Maybe this is the IN thing sooner than later, macho flash it is!
Welcome to the new face Hollywood people.
Don’t worry guys what’s good about being IN is that eventually it will be OUT!
lol
This guy has a flat wide face. How is he good-looking? I just do not get it. How does one find Hamm, Franco, Depp, Lowe handsome and then this pancake face, wide cheeked boy good-looking? With that permanent blank, ‘special’ look on his face.
Mind boggled. Must be a teenager thing.