Man, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps looks terrible. Granted, I’m not going to see this movie in the theatres. I might rent it if the reviews are solid enough, or if I need a fix of Shia LaBeouf. But is it just me, or is the trailer cut in a weird way? Like, the studio is financing this expensive sequel to an acclaimed, Oscar-winning film, but they’re worried that their old star (Michael Douglas) does not have any kind of fan base anymore, so they hire the young kid with some zillion-dollar franchises under his belt (Shia LaBeouf), so why not feature Shia more heavily in the ads?
Or, even more to the point, why not feature Shia’s junk more heavily in the trailer? I mean, the studio seemed to take issue with Shia wearing underpants during filming, as evidenced by the numerous photos that came out of the set of Shia freeballin’ (below). I mean, someone must have said something to Shia about his lack of man-panties. And he either disregarded the warnings, or his balls got studio approval. Either way, the trailer needs more balls.
Michael does look like he was having fun with the role, though. Grampa Viagra needs a hit, so bless his heart. Oh, and the suits are great! Isn’t it nice to see Shia in a great suit?
Freeballin’ in wool pants? And is it me or are those pants kinda short? Or maybe his balls take up so much space they hike up around the ankles. The pants that is, not his balls. Don’t want to think of Michael Douglas doing this though. He’d be lowballin’ with one hanging out the cuff. Which reminds me of a joke. A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doc, I got a problem, one of my balls is hanging much lower than the other one lately and I don’t know why.’ Doctor says, ‘Well, what have you been doing that could cause this?’ The guy thinks for a minute and says, ‘Well, you know, every night when my wife and I go to bed she likes to hold one of my balls in her hand while she sleeps’, to which his doctor replies, ‘Well, that’s not odd, lots of women do that’ and the guy says, ‘Yeah, but we sleep in twin beds.’
Lmao I am having trouble thinking of what to write because I keep laughing at Phowie wrote. Those pants really are a little too short. I am a Shia fan but I doubt I will see this movie.
Has he been growing?
LOL @ Phowie, good one!
Shia looks so handsome and well groomed there! The pants are definitely too short, though. I’m curious to see this sequel, but I’ll be renting it.
That’s a funny joke
I can’t help but to stare at the pants
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