“Kelis needs to get it together” links


Oh, Kelis. Get it together, girl. [Bossip]
You know McConaughey just wants to strip down like old times. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Repo Men‘ looks… um… what? [Agent Bedhead]
Is Padma Lakshmi‘s baby-daddy some dude named Adam Dell? [Gawker]
Naomi Watts just can‘t get away from boys. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Reese Witherspoon‘s classic bitchface. [PopBytes]
Now, when I see Cindy Crawford, I think “Elisabetta Canalis”. [CoverAwards]
Ali Larter: Vadge Attack! (Actually, she‘s wearing panties) [The Superficial]
The first four minutes of the Lost premiere. I‘m devastated. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Jeez, Kingston Rossdale is such a cute little sweetheart. [Pop Sugar]
Tila Tequila. F-cking disgusting. [Lightly Salted]
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like an extra from Kramer v. Kramer. [ICYDK]
Britney Spears donates a dress (not a pink wig of doom) for Haiti. [Celebnewswire]

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  1. Icecat says:

    I just wish people would stop trying so hard. She tried to “Shock” with the outfit and ended up looking like she went through GaGa’s trash…

    It’s horrible.

  2. Anna says:

    Looks like she went for an Avatar-mixed-with-fugly-nineties-jacket kinda look. This is dismal. And please, please, will someone tell the “fashionable” women of this world that the Armadillo shoes are the most bats**t crazy fugly kind of shoe EVER invented? I don’t think they’ve gotten the memo. These shoes make me want to barf.

  3. macaquinha says:

    what the f%#&?????

  4. slymm27 says:

    something is going wrong with everyone in hollywood…this is a joke!!!

  5. Ellie says:

    Is that a magical unicorn tail???

  6. grisgris says:

    The sweat stain around her camel toe is particuarly revolting.

  7. Jano says:

    grisgris: The sweat stain around her camel toe is particuarly revolting

    Oh snap! It’s bad.. very bad.. was looking at her head and shoes

  8. lucy2 says:

    Rapunzel meets the Statue of Liberty. Plus a whole lot of other weird things.

  9. Sumodo says:

    @Jano. That’s disgusting. I’ll bet she was ashamed of herself once she saw pictures. Her eyeballs got seared for good. I know mine are aching. Oooooh, hurt!

  10. lilred says:

    Do we know for sure it’s just a sweat stain?

  11. princess pea says:

    Heh. Frankly, she doesn’t look any worse than Gaga does on a regular basis…

    Go ahead, flame away.

  12. .acapella says:

    lady gaga was still on some norah jones shit at open mic nights years after kelis was batshit crazy/weird/~edgy
    Kelis been doing this! Do your research people.

  13. ligeia says:

    this got her some publicity so i say mission accomplished

  14. hatsumomo says:

    dlisted had closeups, and it does look like sweat.

  15. Sincerity says:

    Girlfriend really needs a stylist to help her out! She’s done much better in the past! What in the devil was she thinking? She really looks like a “hot mess”!

  16. Seer says:

    I think she looks like this to call attention to herself. That way, people will take tons of photos of her raging about how awful and strange she looks, while Kellis smiles and smiles in complete satifaction. She achieved her goal.

  17. Michelle says:

    She looks like something my cat threw up.

  18. Shane Gentry says:

    I think she’s just trying to have fun.

  19. Ana says:

    Does Padma even know who the father of her baby is?

  20. Bete says:

    Those McQueen heels are horrendous, ridiculous and a testament to the way female celebrities worship idiotic misogynist gay designers. It’s nice to see her paying tribute to Lady GaGa.

  21. ohsofabulous says:

    My only question is: how did she walk in those shoes? Did she gallop? She looks like a nightmare.

  22. ViktoryGin says:

    Sigh…..for the past decade she’s been attempting to be eccentric and it manages to fail most of the time. She wore a lime/split pea soup dress with a white fur jacket as a wedding ensemble.

    ps. and the camel toe, indeed, is really apalling.

  23. I’m not sure what I feel about anyone who’d want to be photographed in those weird McQueen shoes.

  24. dylanscandybar says:

    Holy ugly crap! That hair and gross gray “ponytail”?
    This all shows she’s either stupid, delusional, or both.

  25. MrEd says:

    The shoes are for fashion victims only!

  26. alin azmi says:

    this outfit is beyond ridiculous!

  27. nana says:

    sweaty camel toe… iiiiiiikkkkkkkk

  28. Sigh. says:

    “Sweaty Camel Toe” is a hot name for a band.

  29. loldongs says:

    Well… whomever set out on a mission to make Kelis look as ridiculous as humanly possible.

    Mission accomplished.

  30. Jano says:


    I just quoted grisgris: ….