It was less than a week ago that we had the pleasure of seeing Hailey Glassman’s epic cover photo for the classiest magazine in the world, Steppin’ Out. To say that Hailey appearred as the most beautiful, delicate flower in the world would be an understatement. The cover was genius, a post-modern masterpiece of sleaze, bad taste and hilarity. Personally, ever since writing about it, whenever I’ve needed a chuckle, I need only think of “JUDGE THIS HATERS”.

Anyway, in the interview, Hailey went hardcore and talked about Jon Gosselin’s “tiny” penis. In her words, Jon was “so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy…It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny… He said, ‘You know how subconscious I am of down there.’ I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.” I told my mom the “subconscious” line and she laughed so hard, iced tea came out of her nose.

Now the question is: Did Hailey just say this stuff because she’s a woman scorned? Or was Our Lady of the Immaculate JUDGE THIS HATERS actually telling the truth? Well, according to Jon’s other two exes – Kate Gosselin and Kate Major (the Star Magazine reporter who had some kind of relationship with Jon), Hailey speaks the truth. He’s very, very small. Kate Major told Life & Style (via HuffPo) that “Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting… I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not.” And now Us Weekly has a “source” who is “confirming” that Kate Gosselin thinks Jon is Mr. Stubby:

Here’s a nickname that falls a little short.

A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin’ Out magazine that Jon Gosselin’s penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny,” another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: “Stubby.”

According to the source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s, er, shortcomings, and even call him “Stubby” to his face to mock him.

Us Weekly has reported that Kate, 34, often chastised Jon, 32, over the course of their 10-year marriage, which was officially dissolved last December. Admitted Jon to Good Morning America last September, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down.”

Glassman, the 23-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s free tummy tuck, told Steppin’ Out she often mocked Jon’s penis size to his face.

“He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,'” says Glassman — who poses in lacy panties and a skimpy top on the cover of the gossip mag. “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.'”

Jon — who split from Glassman in December — is currently getting cozy with Morgan Christie, 25. Kate was recently spotted club hopping in New York City with her hairstylist Ted Gibson, who told UsMagazine.com he “didn’t think” she was ready to begin dating again.

[From Us Weekly]

So Jon is tiny. And stubby. And he has no reason to be “cocky”. Is this shocking? No. Part of me feels kind of bad when any man is the victim of vocal size queens. Sure, Jon is a horrible person and he deserves whatever’s coming to him. But can’t we just mock him and hate him without making it about his d-ck size? Jon’s a douche no matter the size.