Kate Moss has achieved “Pamela Anderson-esque Hot Mess” status

Love Ball London - Inside Arrivals

Oh, God. Look at Kate Moss’s face! What’s wrong with her? Is it the cocaine? Is she ill? Or has she reached the age where she thinks slathering on a bunch of makeup will somehow “fool the eye” into thinking she’s still some great beauty? This is Kate at the London Love Ball, which raised money for Natalia Vodianova’s charity, The Naked Heart Foundation. The foundation does a lot of work for Russian children, and considering Kate was made an appearance for charity makes me go a little bit easier on her. However, if you’re going to show up at a charity event, why would do this to your face?

HuffPo noted that it looked like Kate had something up her nose. Gee, I wonder what? Houston, we have a dangler. Jesus, she looks coked out of her skull.

Love Ball London - Inside Arrivals

Love Ball London - Inside Arrivals

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  1. Lem says:

    hmm? Was there a time when Kate Moss wasn’t a hot mess?

  2. Roma says:

    She looks like she is on a LOT of coke. What I don’t understand is how her nose isn’t constantly running when she’s in public. Either she doesn’t stop for even an hour or homegirl is on some incredible stuff.

  3. bellaluna says:

    What is in her nose? Is that a piercing gone wrong, or some left-over cocaine? More likely the latter, I believe.

  4. lilred says:

    Hard to achieve hotness when you have paps taking photos of the boogers in your nose.

  5. princess pea says:

    If you don’t want photos up your nose, maybe don’t stick it out and tilt it up at the camera like she’s doing in that pic.

    I haven’t understood her appeal since the anorexic Calvin Klein ads, to be honest. She only photographs well with a lot of makeup and good lighting…

  6. Victoria says:

    Kate Moss WAS a natural beauty but drugs and booze took that away.

  7. Lisa says:

    If you look at the second picture, it seems like she smeared some of her black eye shadow all over her nose.

  8. Sumodo1 says:

    She’s a little old (sorry, I am too old) to go out with just eye makeup on. And, that’s a booger.

  9. Madelyn Rose says:

    I don’t think these shots are very good angles….I am not a coke head and even I wouldn’t look good with a bright flash at night at that angle!!! I think Kate has aged harshly due to her habits (I think it’s mostly the smoking), but she is still a beauty to me. I’m about her age, and so I can sympathize with not looking as “fresh” as I used to. I don’t quite party as hard as she does, though!

  10. city says:

    it’s the coke

  11. gg says:

    It’s coke, and she’s also got a chapped nostril from doing it another recent time. Coke makes your nose run, unless you are such a cokehead that the inside of your nose has been burned away, when it sticks in there and turns into a white booger (Exhibit A, above).

  12. Tru says:

    looks like her nose is going to collapse from the drug use, before she’ll be forced to stop. SAD

  13. cindy says:

    That shiny white thing in her nose is the back of her skull

  14. tooey says:

    Sorry but Kate Moss was NEVER a beauty, great or otherwise…

  15. Ben says:

    tooey, back in the day Kate Moss was a great beauty. She had something captivating about her (I guess that cliche X factor). If you go to youtube and watch old videos of her you’d see (or you wouldn’t – thing such as beauty being subjective and all).

  16. gg says:

    Never did like heroin chic. Sick looking models are gross and promote poor nutrition in young girls.

  17. ThunderC*nt says:

    And that is a nose job! See teen pics of this makeup job who’s bone structure really isn’t elegant at all.

  18. yae says:

    @cindy

    “That shiny white thing in her nose is the back of her skull”

    I needed that laugh to wind down from my work-day. Thankyou.

  19. Mouthbreava says:

    She’s just aging. Shock horror!
    Her eye make up is a bit messy thats all I can see thats wrong with her.

  20. elsive says:

    she looks great. i’d look like a horse with a camera that close and i do no coke and little drink

  21. isabelle says:

    Hard living and chain smoking does this to you.

  22. Mingo says:

    Looks like snot to me. SCANDAL!!!!