Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez ‘discreetly donated to local charities’ in Venice

What a week for Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez to get married, eh? Bezos did everything he could to get Donald Trump back into the White House, and now Trump and the MAGA clowns are marching/staggering the United States into a war with Iran. Members of the Trump klan have been invited to the Bezos-Sanchez wedding this week as well, and I suspect that no matter what happens in the next few days, many klan members will still show up in Venice. Donald Trump might even show up in person too – he’s reportedly been invited. Still, Bezos and Sanchez know that they look like tacky a–holes, and they pay people to publish positive stories, so enjoy this one. Apparently, Bezos and Sanchez have “discreetly donated to local charities” in Venice.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez are giving back to the City of Water. A source tells Page Six that the power couple — set to tie the knot this coming week in Venice, Italy — discreetly donated to local charities back in April as part of their wedding planning.

They are also involving their wedding guests — which include 200 A-list names like Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kim Kardashian, Bill Gates, Barbara Streisand and Ivanka Trump — in on their philanthropic efforts, making donations in their name as a gift.

Guests were notified in May, we hear, that in lieu of gifts, the couple was making contributions in honor of attendees so that “Venice will continue to inspire wonder for generations to come,” say sources. The festivities surrounding the wedding are set to take place over three days, with speculation that events could happen on Koru, Bezos’ $500 million superyacht, the island of San Giorgio and Scuola Grande della Misericordia, a large exhibition space.

According to the AP, the Amazon billionaire and the journalist are sourcing 80% of their wedding goods from Venetian vendors, including the city’s oldest pastry maker, Rosa Salva, and Murano glass blower Laguna B. There are also reports that guests will receive a keepsake from Laguna B, which is known for colorful cups called goti de fornasa.

The romantic floating city is divided on its reaction to the couple’s upcoming nuptials. Italian protesters under the banner “No space for Bezos” are gearing up to block the canals and streets in order to disrupt wedding festivities for various reasons tied to ongoing issues like over-tourism and anti-capitalism. However, Venice Mayor Luigi Brugnaro has welcomed the wedding, saying it will have a “million-dollar” economic impact on local businesses.

[From Page Six]

“There are also reports that guests will receive a keepsake from Laguna B, which is known for colorful cups called goti de fornasa.” Imagine flying all the way to Venice to attend a three-day yacht wedding and all you get is a cup. Anyway, Bezos and Sanchez are aware enough to know that people think they’re tacky as f–k, but instead of toning it down or (gasp) just getting married in the US, they’re forging ahead with this international catastrophe. I’m really curious to see if we get any photos of the guests circulating in Venice, and I also wonder if we’ll get any photos of Lauren’s wedding look(s). There are rumors that Anna Wintour will be in attendance, and that Vogue might have the exclusive on the wedding pics. Ugh.

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21 Responses to “Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez ‘discreetly donated to local charities’ in Venice”

  1. Winnie Cooper’s Mom says:

    Could she *be* any more tacky? It’s like she thrives on looking cheap and hung up. Gross.

  2. Indica says:

    Personally I think there should be a bidding war between DC and Marvel as to who gets the wedding … pictures.

    Sometimes I should be not allowed out in public… 🙂

  3. Henny Penny says:

    Could they possibly try any harder to look like Batman villains?

    • Kristin says:

      LOL! Thank you for this comment. Was having a shit morning but now I’m laughing my ass off because you nailed it. Like, “right? do you people know how to try to NOT look like grifters or the worst people on the planet”. Clearly not, because their guest list alone looks like the cast of villains from a bad Marvel Comic movie.

    • Teddy says:

      @henny penny: 🎯

  4. seaflower says:

    Are we taking bets on the “girls” being hung out in the wedding dress? Bets on the designer who would hang the “girls” out tackily?

  5. Dainty Daisy says:

    What did MacKenzie see in this guy?

    • Persephone says:

      He probably wasn’t as objectionable when Mackenzie first met him,

    • Robert Wright says:

      He wasn’t this guy when they met. They both had money as they worked for a hedge fund and Amazon wasn’t even a concept yet.

      And I have to say, regarding the story, that their donations aren’t very “discreet” if everyone is talking about it.

  6. Eurydice says:

    Lol, I think the cup is the least of it when you’ve been invited to the wedding of the second richest man in the world. In any case, Laguna B was started by a woman, which is a relatively new thing in the Murano world – so if they’re buying Murano glass, it’s nice that they’re supporting a woman.

  7. Mario says:

    Yep, they donated so “discretely,” it’s being leaked (complete with amounts, brands, etc.) in advance.

    Or did they mean a discrete number of publicists each had a discrete number of papers to leak to within discrete periods of time?

  8. Bumblebee says:

    Ugh, money really doesn’t buy class.

  9. Tn Democrat says:

    1. The bourgeois have completely lost the plot and are gleefully and arrogantly poking the proletariat. 2. If ya donate discretely, no one knows ya donated. They are just YIKES and ICKY. 3. Cancel Amazon and all related subscriptions. Boycott all Bezos owned companies.

  10. Vicki says:

    All the money in the universe can’t buy better plastic surgery?

  11. J.Ferber says:

    So discreet that they leaked that info to every gossip site in Europe and America. That’s how you do discreet (eye wink).

  12. fwiw says:

    @Barbara, speaking of floatation devices, I think she has deflated her lips somewhat in recent months, reducing her resemblance to a blow-up doll.

  13. m says:

    “discretely” + “local charities” = good old bribes.

    You know it

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