Miley Cyrus to kids: “Don’t go on the Internet, it’s dangerous”

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Miley Cyrus’s promotional express keeps on rolling. I know some of you may be tired of this little girl and her inanities, but quite honestly, this might be my favorite Miley promotional tour ever. She’s growing up before our eyes, y’all. And not everything she’s saying is dumb. Of course, she’s conceited and full of sh-t and entitled. But I also think she’s trying to figure some sh-t out, beyond her narrow Disney world.

First interview up – Miley talking about her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth yet again. Only this time, Miley’s added some old-school creepy to the mix by admitting that her mom Tish (she of The Real Housewives of the Trailer Park) found Liam attractive too. Ugh:

No awkwardness here!

When Miley Cyrus first met beau Liam Hemsworth on the set of their film The Last Song, she wasn’t the only family member smitten with her new Australian costar.
“I don’t know who had a bigger crush on him at the beginning, my mom or me,” Cyrus, 17, tells Entertainment Tonight of Hemsworth, 19; her mother Tish Cyrus was an executive producer on the film.

“I was like, ‘No, maybe he’s just too pretty. I don’t want to be with someone who’s better looking than me. That’s, like, awkward,'” the star recounts.

In fact, it was Tish Cyrus who convinced her daughter to go for it.

“My mom was like, ‘No, he is cute–he is!'” Miley says.

It was also a family affair when it came time for Miley and Hemsworth to smooch on screen. “Her mom was watching,” Hemsworth tells ET of the kissing scenes. “Her grandma was also watching, which was really funny. [The grandma] was on set everyday and she’d be right at the monitor with the headphones on… She should have been directing the film. She knew more about it than anyone.”

“Intimacy’s always tough,” Hemsworth says. “I feel like it’s the hardest thing for me as an actor.”

Of admitting their real-life romantic involvement, Cyrus adds, “I was so over denying it. It’s stupid to lie about it. It’s good news!”

[From Us Weekly]

The fact that Tish approves of Liam makes me think less of Liam, actually. But what do you even call this situation between Miley and Tish? The thing between Miley and The mullet is all very Electra Complex, but what is this Tish and Miley thing? Just “gross”?

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Anyway, second Miley interview. This one is Miley talking to Movieline about how and why she deleted her Twitter because she was sad she didn’t have any “real” friends, only Internet friends. Miley tells her fans: “I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet, it’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something.” Which is not the worst advice for kids, you know?

In a swank Santa Monica hotel overlooking the Pacific Ocean this weekend, Miley Cyrus spoke to reporters about her upcoming film, The Last Song — the latest romantic weepie from best-selling author Nicholas Sparks, and the first for which he also wrote the screenplay. Also a first for Sparks: Song was conceived and specifically written for Cyrus, who was looking for a project to help her break out of Hannah Montanadom and graduate to more mature roles.

“It’s interesting to leave my security blanket behind. It was such a huge deal in so many kids’ lives,” Cyrus said about the upcoming Hannah Montana finale. But as for revisiting the character in another film, she made it clear where she stands. “[Hannah’s] wig is,” she whistles, “out. One will be in a museum, and one will be… burned, or something.”

I admitted to having developed a guilty pleasure addiction to her Twitter feed, and went into Miley tweet withdrawal when she abruptly pulled the plug in October with a message reading, “FYI Liam doesn’t have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason.” (Liam, or course, refers to her Song co-star and now boyfriend, handsome Aussie discovery Liam Hemsworth.) So what, exactly, was that reason?

“I was kind of, like, tired of telling everyone what I’m doing,” Cyrus told Movieline. “I hate when I read things and celebrities are complaining like, ‘I have no personal life.’ I’m like, well that’s because you write everything that you’re doing.”

“So I was that person who was like, ‘I’m so sad. I have no real, normal life, everyone knows what I’m doing.’ And I’m like, well that’s my own fault because I’m telling everyone,” Cyrus said. “And then I’d tweet, ‘I’m here,’ and I’d wonder why a thousand fans are outside the restaurant. Well, hello, I just told them. So I’m just, like, kind of thinking doesn’t really make a lot of sense. Everything I’m saying is not really going with what I’m putting on the internet.

Asked if the change has been for the better, Cyrus took a moment to consider, then said, “I’m a lot less on my phone, I’m a little bit more social. I have a lot more real friends as opposed to friends who are on the internet who I’m talking to — which is like not cool, not safe, not fun and most likely not real. I think everything is just better when you’re not so wrapped up in [the internet].”

“I just think it’s kind of lame,” Cyrus continued. “I feel like I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing. You’re going to look back and have a million pictures, but you’re not going to be in any of them. Because you’re not having fun, you’re too busy clicking away. So I think just enjoy the moment you’re in, and stop telling people about it. Just enjoy it.”

Does she realize she sounds like a mom when she says stuff like that?

“Yes, I do,” she answered, smiling. “I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet, it’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something.”

[From Movieline]

So, she’s growing up in some ways, and she’s still bratty in other ways. We’ll see how she turns out in the end. I always wonder about these young kids who probably grew up watching the career and personal highs and lows of former teen stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Does Miley see them as a cautionary tale? Or does she think their sh-t is a buffet, you can take what you want from them? Do you know what I’m saying? Like, does Miley think she won’t fall in the same traps as Lindsay and Britney, or is she trying to fashion a career that is completely unlike both of them because she’s scared she’ll end up like them? I really don’t know.

By the way, I had these jeans when I was 8 years old and Reagan was president. They might be the same hideous pair, actually.

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Miley in LA on March 15, 2010. Miley & her mom Tish at the Oscars on March 7, Credit: WENN.

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  1. LolaBella says:

    Let me see if I understand Professor Cyrus correctly…she is telling kids to stay off the internet because it’s dangerous, but she/her family members continue to upload videos to THE INTERNET of her 9 year old sister dancing/modeling lingerie where any Pedo can look at them and get their jollies??

    Yes, then what she is saying makes perfect sense. 🙄

  2. Melanie says:

    Is this the lil’ genius who claims to be more talented than Radiohead? May the countdown to obscurity begin. I am starting to love to hate this one.

  3. N.D. says:

    I’m not sure she’s all that wiser all of a sudden, it’s just she’s completely immersed in her new found love at the moment and doesn’t want anything that takes time away from it. They’ll break up and she’ll be back on twitter sending him rays of hate and posting oh-not-so-cryptic messages about how she’s better off without him.

  4. annaloo says:

    Not a bad quote from her regarding the internet….

  5. lucy2 says:

    I know, LolaBella, that was my first thought too. Those parents are just courting trouble, letting those videos go up and letting their very young kids dress inappropriately. Bad enough on its own, but when your family is famous? Creepy.
    I do give Miley credit for recognizing that she herself was part of her privacy problem, now all she has to do is learn to not discuss every moment of her private life all the time. I find her pretty annoying – if she grows out of that, OK, but if not, I can’t see her movie into a serious career.
    Those jeans are HORRIBLE. I think I had the same pair back in the 80s too.

  6. Scout says:

    LolaBella – that is hysterical! And right on!!

  7. bellaluna says:

    Yes, and the interview is available on line. I’m amazed she didn’t tweet it out there. This chick is ridiculous.

    If you were a kid in the 80’s, you owned a pair of those jeans. Mine were plum acid wash. I’m shamed.

  8. ogechi says:

    Yes, it is dangerous really. I tell my younger siblings that too.

  9. snowball says:

    Miley Cyrus interviews make the best drinking game.

    Every time she says, “like,” someone does a shot.

  10. CB Rawks says:

    Tish would totally bang him if she got the chance.
    She probably has the Dina Lohan manual on how to fully exploit all the benefits of having a famous daughter. Including double-dipping the male friends.

  11. waldemar says:

    I just wondered outloud what the hell that kid was wearing.

    Back in the 80’s we had no choice. Now there is. Why oh why are they still buying AND wearing these?!

  12. vocality says:

    “I feel like I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing.”

    I can see what she means by that, sort of. That’s one of the reasons I dislike Facebook, scrolling through the status updates “At a party gonna get drunk woo!!!” and hundreds of pictures of them apparently “drunk” and captioning them as “Look a mess here :”

    However, I’m sick of these celebs and their fake looking extensions. Damn it, how can they have so much money and still manage to look like a tramp?

  13. Allen says:

    I believe she’s a Scientologist, her parents are long time friends with famous Scientologists Travoltas.
    Scientologists have deep dislike
    for Internet which God forbid may enlighten their members, and discourage them from using it, they also install blocking devices on computers to contol how a Scientologist uses the Internet, this along with “I’m deeper than other people” comment and her extremely limited English Vocabulary makes her sound like a typical Scientology drone.

  14. Dawn says:

    Oh god! I had those jeans and the skirt to match in junior high.Please don’t tell me their making a comeback!

  15. Other Laura says:

    Can we hold the comparisons to Dina Lohan until she actually does what DLohan has done?

    Dina allowed her then, barely 17 year old daughter to move into the Chateau Marmot by herself and live with her 25 year old boyfriend. Dina has never once said that her daughter has a problem and Dina AWLAYS gives interviews.

    Let her be an actual famewhore worthy of the Lohan name before we start being so mean. Her mom and her grandmother are ALWAYS on her ass and follow her everywhere. That to me speaks volumes.

    Ps, I don’t anyone *couldn’t* find Liam attractive. With that body and that accent…whooo weee

  16. weslyn says:

    don’t bite the hand that feeds you.. sweetness

  17. tam tam says:

    comparison to Lohans- wasn’t her last boyfriend living with her…ummm sounds like the same thing to me..

  18. mollination says:

    I’d call the Tish/Miley thing, 1 part Nepotism, and 2 parts Regression. And of course, add a heaping spoon of famewhoritis marinated in Gerascophobia.

  19. Becca B says:

    Well, we better listen to Miley. She’s deeper than us, you know.

  20. Mistral says:

    This is the only intelligent thing I’ve heard her say. I, too, am sick of people constantly taking pictures and posting it on Facebook. Can’t we just hang out and enjoy ourselves without it having to be splashed all over the internet?

  21. GatsbyGal says:

    If she manages to get some tweens off the internet for good, I don’t see how that’s a bad thing. That’s just a few less tweens I have to deal with during my time online! If only everyone under the age of 18 was banned from the internet, just think of what a wonderful place it would be.

    Sigh…a chick can dream.

  22. Aussie Mama says:

    Well said Miley. If kids were out playing in the sunshine, instead of sitting on the net, there wouldn’t be such a fat epidemic, from early years.

  23. Emily says:

    Lol snowball I will happily join you in that game! Not now, though, as I probably shouldn’t get paralytic at work.

  24. judyjudy says:

    Like, like, likety like like like.

    “Like” overuse is way more dangerous than the internet.

  25. ViktoryGin says:

    @ LolaBella…my sentiments exactly!

    Don’t go onto the internet, kids. You just may find an instructional video from La Noah Cyrus on how to dry hump the floor to Gaga’s Love Game.

    Lesson #1: How to drop that ass to the floor.

  26. victoria says:

    If this does get some of her fans off the interweb then Im all for it! Leave! Go! It’s going to be more effective than the kill the noobies campaigns where back in the day

  27. Bandie says:

    She should have just said not to take the internet seriously…

    For some people who lacked the basic means of entertainment, it’s almost like a lifeline. I’m one of those people still.
    x D

    My younger brother’s most likely going to be one too for a long time, if I don’t pass my Driver’s License test soon.

  28. Weloatoerie says:

    Hey everyone, I ran into a link for nudism. It’s a new place to look at many different kinds of nude teens, kids, parents that are living their lives within a nudist community. Can anyone let me know if it is a good website to go too or if it is just another scam. I believe it was solid cause none of the torrent sites carry anything like this.