Lindsay Lohan will design “handbags” for douchewear Ed Hardy

Celebs at VIP Room in Paris

Just know that my original title was “Blohan to ‘design’ cracked-out crack bags for Ed Hardy”. But I thought it was a tad too harsh, and I promised CB I would try to tone down the crackhead talk. It’s difficult with this story, though. I mean, Lindsay is already a world-class “stink-eyed leggings designer” and “heart-shaped-nipple-pastie-Ungaro-designer” so handbags for douchewear design house Ed Hardy seems totally in line. Is it just me, or is “handbag designer” the career choice of failures? Granted, sometimes some new handbag designer comes along and actually wows me (Tory Burch, anyone?), but I don’t think Lindsay will be one of them. Here’s more:

Let’s hope for Lindsay Lohan’s sake she has better luck than Jon Gosselin working with the folks over at Ed Hardy.

A source exclusively reveals to us that Linds is in talks with the L.A.-based clothing company to launch a new line of handbags…

“Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner,” our source says. “They thought she’d be a good fit and so did she.”

So far, it sounds like the collaboration is running smoothly. “As of last week, there are three collections in development and numerous more are expected,” our source says.

“Lindsay is very directly involved with the project, and she’s always pulling things online and from magazines for ideas.”

This isn’t Lohan’s first involvement in the handbag business. In 2007, she was the celeb face of Jill Stuart handbags, and in 2004, she did the same for Dooney & Bourke.

She currently has her own line of leggings, labeled 6126, and self-tanning products called Sevin Nyne. In a less successful venture, she was canned earlier this month by Emanuel Ungaro after serving as its artistic director for just one horribly received collection.

No word yet on when the Lohan-Ed Hardy collaboration will be released.

[From E! News]

Can we start taking bets on just how derivative this handbag line is going to be? And who it will be derivative of? My guess is that Lindsay will copy handbags from Kate Spade, YSL, and Marc Jacobs. And my guess is that Dina will think Lindsay is a “genius” for it too. Ugh.

Sidenote: Haha, the first images I got when I searched for “Ed Hardy” were of half-naked strung out girls and Kevin Federline. Chuckle… Lindsay, this is your future.

Kevin Federline Makes Ed Hardy Instore Appearance

Yeah, you can run but you can’t hide, Lindsay! Hide your face in shame! This is actually a photo of Lindsay hiding her face in shame last night. Jesus, Linds. But some pants on. You’re not Taylor Momsen.

Lindsay Lohan legs it from Teddy's nightclub in West Hollywood

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  1. scotchy says:

    ugh perhaps ya’ll can do lohan posts without the pictures.. egads.. she looks worse than madonna.

  2. snapdragon says:

    another failed career.

  3. DoMaJoReMc says:


  4. GatsbyGal says:

    Hahahaha Ed Hardy? Really?? Hahahaha.

  5. Ruby Red Lips says:

    OMG! Look at the state of her in the first photo…honestly why don’t people stop employing her and then her lack of funds may force her to seek help, (or steal more I guess) plus she is the worst role model going for young girls….

  6. Praise St. Angie! says:

    the problem with Ed Hardy stuff is that it has that colorful, tattoo-looking, horrible “artwork” on EVERYTHING.

    (that’s not the ONLY problem but it’s the biggest one, for me.)

    and yes, I agree that she’ll probably rip off some established handbag designer.

    re: the banner pic…looking past the 40+ year old face she has, the “outfit” she’s wearing looks like some little girl got into her celeb mommy’s clothes and put something ridiculous together out mom’s finery.

  7. hatsumomo says:

    Is ‘pulling things from the internet and magazines for ideas’ the same as crack-copying another designer’s goods?

  8. TaylorB says:

    Charming photo. Her mother must be very proud… oh, nevermind.

  9. meme says:

    ed hardy is fugly trashy crap. perfect for hohan.

  10. ams says:

    what the hell is she wearing in the top photo? a fairy outfit & leopard coat?!?!

  11. juiceinla says:

    That sounds just about right. a match made in the trailer park.

    Poor Lolo. If only she’d listen;ed to Tina Fey.

  12. sassy says:

    it seems to me that they are on purpose trying to destroy the label. First Jon Gosslin, now Lindsay. No one will wear that stuff. Ed hardy at first seemed cool to me, I liked the artwork. But now I can’t go near it for fear someone will think I’m a crack smoking, fame whoring, balding, hair plugging, premature aging, false sense of talent-ing, bad pastie designing, douchebag. Too bad.

  13. Novaraen says:

    Yeah…Ed Hardy is some tasteless trashy puked up crap. Perfect for Lohan.

    Oops…just like meme said! 🙂

  14. TaylorB says:

    Ed Hardy is the official uniform of Jon Gosselin and ‘The Situation’, so not nearly as cool as silver moon boots or even a nifty Members Only jacket.

    The only people who will wear Ed Hardy crap at this point are either total dooshballs or members of the Jersey Shore cast, not that there is an actual distinction between the two. No offense to Snookie, gotta love that little puffy haired Smurfette.

  15. gg says:

    Ed Hardy has screwed themselves – they are way overexposed. There are more fugly knockoffs on sale every day at Marshall’s and Kohl’s. And I went into the Ed Hardy store in NYC and laffed my ass off – they wanted $80 bucks for a basic t-shirt, that was trash in the first place. lol

  16. SolitaryAngel says:

    Ick. Nast. Will not wear—EVER. That is all.

  17. Bodhi says:

    You should post the video from X17 that Lainey has up on her site! Its some girl that LL got in a fight with at some club & the chick just tears into LL. Its really funny!

  18. TaylorB says:

    Seeing this photo just above the one of Madonna is really sad, LiLo looks older than Madonna who could easily be her mother. Cheese and Rice, that girl needs serious rehab, for about a year or so, not the ‘vacation’ style crap rehab she has been doing but the stuff they offer at Hazelton (not sure how to spell it)in MN.

  19. dee2 says:

    why would anyone buy anything that has anything to do with LL? She’s not trendy or newsworthy anymore.
    I think that Ed Hardy line is utter crap, can’t believe people actually buy and wear that stuff. If Jon G didnt doom the company Im sure LL will.

  20. TaylorB says:

    dee2 wrote: “…think that Ed Hardy line is utter crap, can’t believe people actually buy and wear that stuff. If Jon G didnt doom the company Im sure LL will.”

    Ain’t that the truth.

  21. Jackson says:

    LL designing for Ed Hardy? Yep, that sounds about right. A much better fit than Ungaro. Ed Hardy crap can’t get any worse so, really, she can’t do much damage there. A match made in Heaven….or somewhere.

  22. Beth says:

    I’m surprised that this hasn’t happened years ago.

  23. jetcitywmn says:

    hahaha… okay first off.. who dresses this twit? the salvation army? cuz i could swear my grandma gave that coat away about 30 yrs ago … and secondly … how does she get to scoot around partyin (and we know booze and gawd knows what else is involved) and yet she’s under court supervision for her past legal (drug and alcohol) activities? man i wanna know what lawyer she uses cuz he is GOOD.. and lastly.. ed hardy?? really LOL .. well that makes sense.. they both couldn’t put together a cohesive fashion statement if their lives depended on it.. if only it did ..

    but i am still laffin about it.. so its good for something

  24. Shannon says:

    This is the best career move Lindsay has made in years, they’ll love the bedazzled, rhinestone-encrusted, fake tattooed crap she comes up with. Of course it won’t be original, this IS Lindsay we’re talking about. But Ed Hardy is all about followers anyway.

  25. TaylorB says:


    You are so right. Ed Hardy is a total joke at this point, the only people who are still wearing his t-shirts are folks like LiLo and the cast members of crappy reality shows. I would rather wear something from Fleet Farm than an Ed Hardy (aka. he who dresses obnoxious douchbags) shirt.

  26. p3rp3tu4 says:

    Will her lips ever be less kermet like

  27. Madisyn says:

    Lindsay’s “directly involved” alright, SHE’S the one actually stealing the other designers ideas!

  28. ViktoryGin says:

    Further prove that companies will attach themselves to a sinking ship, just because the ship has a name that people recognize.

  29. terry says:

    She will be doing porn next!

  30. on ya! says:

    Oh Lord!, Ed Hardy just when we thought your designs could not get more gawdy. Just think, this will be the first line of douchbags designed with not only an internal pocket for your mobile phone, but sshhh…wait for it….. dont tell anyone…. a hidden pocket sewn into the inside lining for ya narcotic, amphetamine, doobie stash !. Ya never know, these bags might be popular, winehouse might just her name on the waiting list.

  31. ME says:

    What the heck is wrong with Lindsays face???? Have I been so out of the loop that Ive missed some disaster that happened to her?

  32. Neelyo says:

    Why do I feel like with Lohan, designing is just a euphenism for prostitution? These companies are just using her for what’s left of her reputation and funding her drug habit.

    ME, I think the coke use is catching up with her. Her nose looks like Yasmeen Bleeth’s did shortly before it collapsed.

  33. lilred says:

    In that second pic I think her shirt says “LAME OLD CHICK” lol.

  34. TaylorB says:

    Me wrote: ‘What the heck is wrong with Lindsays face????”

    That is what people call ‘booze face’, puffy, bad skin, shifty eyes (thankfully not yellow yet but if she doesn’t stop that is coming soon with liver failure), she needs serious detox and rehab.

    Just breaks my heart to see such a promising person flat out tank themselves so horribly.

  35. JaundiceMachine says:

    Her face looks like a leather handbag, so I guess this is the next logical step. . .

    I wonder if “her” bags will feature fun little pockets to hide your prescriptions in. You know that’s what she’s bringing to the table. A keen eye for ripping off someone else’s hard work and making it her own by adding “pockets”.

    The ultimate poseur working for the ultimate poseur brand. Sometimes, you just have to smile.

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