Lindsay Lohan celebrates the tabloid that calls her out on her cocaine use


Here are photos of Lindsay Lohan out last night to celebrate something to do with Star Magazine. Star regularly reports on Lindsay’s dumb, drugged-out ass in highly critical terms, so I have no idea why Lindsay was there to celebrate the tabloid, other than she loves going out and getting high, so why not do it in a room with a bunch of tabloid reporters, right? Incidentally, Star Magazine has another big “Lindsay is a f-cking disaster” story this week, this one about Lindsay’s cracked-out tangle with a paparazzi/cactus/cocaine/milkaholism. Star (via Jezebel) reported:

Remember the night Lindsay Lohan fell into a cactus? That night, “She was wasted and causing such a scene, talking loudly and making extended trips to the bathroom,” says an eyewitness. She knocked over some cups and followed Jesse McCartney around. A few nights before, she hooked up with Adam Senn even though he was with someone else — “she screamed in the girl’s face until she left without Adam,” says a source. The mag says it’s well known that Lindsay Lohan is into cocaine, but hints that she’s “moved on to harder drugs,” quoting a source who claims to have seen her “nodding off.”

[From Star Magazine via Jezebel]

Eh. I buy just about every Lohan story these days, so I’ll buy this. CB has thought in the past that Lindsay’s drug problems were about Adderall and alcohol, but I’ve always thought her sh-t of choice was stronger. Like coke. Like crack. Like heroin. Like anything she can snort or smoke or shoot up that will get her eyes to look that dead.

Anyway, Radar ran an interesting little report about Lindsay too – apparently, she and Leonardo DiCaprio were in some kind of deep conversation a few days ago. Now, Leo and Lindsay have a past. Allegedly, she gave him a lap dance once, and I’ve always suspected she was consistently trying to hit that. Has Leo ever hit it? I don’t know. You decide:

Hollywood’s elite flocked to Sunset Strip’s newest celeb hot spot, Trousdale, on Tuesday night. But two stars stood out from the gorgeous A-list crowd – Leonardo DiCaprio and Lindsay Lohan – and an eyewitness tells that the two looked like the best of buddies!

“Lindsay and Leo were talking for ages,” the eyewitness dishes. “They were engrossed in some really deep conversation, heaven only knows what it was about, I mean what kind of deep conversation do you have with Lindsay Lohan?

“I didn’t pick up a flirty vibe from them, well at least not from Leo, I’m sure Lindsay would die to date him! But they looked like really good friends and I would definitely say this wasn’t the first time they had spent time together. Lindsay was totally holding Leo’s attention and he was even ignoring all the gorgeous girls that came over to hit on him – very un-Leonardo like of him!”

Don’t worry though ladies, our source assures us that as soon as he was done with Lindsay he was back to scoping out and flirty heavily with all the beautiful babes.

“Lindsay was an absolute hot mess though. She was sweaty, and dancing all over the place with a cigarette and drink in her hand continually all night long. She was chain smoking and was really knocking back the drinks, she was clearly messed up.”

[From Radar]

I really want to believe that Leo isn’t so gross that he would bone a Lohan, but he might. Another possibility that I’m working on is that Leo was trying to talk to Lindsay about getting help. In his recent Esquire profile, Leo spoke about River Phoenix: “When I was eighteen, River Phoenix was far and away my hero. Think of all those early great performances — My Own Private Idaho. Stand by Me. I always wanted to meet him. One night, I was at this Halloween party, and he passed me. He was beyond pale — he looked white. Before I got a chance to say hello, he was gone, driving off to the Viper Room, where he fell over and died. That’s a lesson.” Doesn’t Leo seem like the kind of guy who would be trying to talk Lindsay into getting help? I think so.

Sidenote: Her hair looks God-awful, doesn’t it? Ugh.


Lindsay in LA on March 31, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. andrea says:

    did not read article. skipped immediately to comments section to ask WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT ON HER HEAD????

  2. Sigh. says:

    @ Andrea —
    Bird’s nest that dropped out of that catus she molested a few days ago?

  3. kai says:


    It’s a dead raven. They’re all the rage nowadays with the trendiest, coolest crackheads.

    But seriously, i bet she paid big bucks for that hideous thing…that is, if she didn’t steal it. God, she’s a worthless mess.

  4. guilty pleasures says:

    @Andrea, you beat me to that question!! WTF is she wearing on her head? Kate’s possum with a dye job?
    And her hair looks bad? HER WHOLE SELF looks bad! Her hands look like she’s a freakin’ farm hand- typical of druggies.
    I agree with other commenters who have suggested papa Spears as her saviour.

  5. lilred says:

    The only way Leo would hit that is with a stick!

  6. Mimi says:

    @sigh wow very good one hahahaha… but WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING WITH THOSE HAND’S? i would NEVER want to shake hands with her ewww

  7. Praise St. Angie! says:

    yeah, I’m also wondering what is on her head? weird.

    and Leo talking to her about her addictions is the FIRST thing I thought of.

    and I thought you couldn’t smoke in bars/restaurants in CA? SHEE-it, they practically take you outside and give you a beat down if you try that in NYC! (that is, if you’re one of the “common folk”…)

  8. Erin says:

    that entire outfit…hooker in Poland in 1985.

  9. mins15 says:

    it’s a Phoebe Price hat.

  10. Tia C says:

    Yes, her hair almost always looks God-awful. You’d think with as many trips as she makes to hair salons, they’d come up with something pretty once in awhile. The blonde was way too harsh with her pale skin, and this too-dark brunette isn’t working, either. How about a nice, soft auburn? Dark red would look great on her. Be what you are. It always looks better.

    Wonder if she’s ever going to do any acting work again or if her “career” is now just going to consist of being tabloid fodder…

  11. ering says:

    I think it’s more likely that Leo pities her and wants her to get help for her addiction(s). I’ve read in interviews before where he’s said that Basketball Diaries really scared him away from drugs along with him advising the Zac Efrons or whoever not to go down that path.

  12. Jenny says:

    It looks like her teeth are rotting, another problem with drug addiction.

  13. Saor says:

    It looks like she has very few eyelashes left on her top lids. The clumpy stalks always bother me.

  14. ogechi says:

    that hair style! When will this kid learn?

  15. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Totally agree that she’s prob on much harder drugs – sure thats why she’s in such denial as they are so addictive, esp heroin

    Peaches Geldof allegedly does heroin & she & Lindsay are pals (read drug buddies)…so wouldn’t be surprised at all

  16. sonola trip says:

    This is the first time I’ve ever noticed her teeth! They look chipped and brittle. Dear god this girl is in trouble.

  17. Chrisspo says:

    Is it not pathetic that as a society we are watching the decline and potential suicide of a once talented upcoming actress? That her family has abused her fame to vomit their dysfunction in front of the whole nation? We should be more concerned with the fact that we are allowing this continue by giving her this negative attention, that we feel better about ourselves watching her kill herself…

  18. Victoria says:

    I swear I dont know how much longer she is going to last. Look at her eyes, those are the eyes of someone stoned, drunk and bombed out of her mind. NO ONE around her seems to care-Does she do drugs with and drink with her mom? When I heard that Corey Haim had died I thought of her. When is it going to be her?

  19. LindyLou says:

    @Erin – “hooker in Poland circa 1985″ Too funny!

    Has Leo hit that? Who knows? A year ago if someone asked if Tiger Woods would hit any one of those skanky sluts, I bet the answer would have been “No way!” Celebrities create a persona they want you to see and just because someone is a celebrity doesn’t mean you KNOW what they are like behind closed doors.

    That’s my take anyway….

  20. Lizzard says:

    Nevermind what is on that girls head- when was the last time she washed her dang hands? MY GOD they look dirty and gross. She’s obviously into stuff worse than coke and smoking many substances. YIKES! Lindsay- please don’t pose with your hands like that if it looks like you tried to wipe with them just moments ago. Purell is a wonderful thing.

  21. Obvious says:

    Her hair might look bad, but the color looks great. She looks better with darker hair. that being said please get this girl some help!

  22. princess pea says:

    @ Chrisspo – I’m fine with my part in it. To be honest, I’m far more saddened and concerned by the homeless guys who look through my recycling for cans than I am for a spoiled little rich kid who blew away every good thing she had. I’m far more affected by stories about the poverty level in developed nations than I am by those about a woman who’s had countless opportunities and pissed on them all. Honestly, if she dies, I will not be sad. You will not read a comment from me about what a loss it was. Her fame, alleged talent, and former good looks don’t make her more deserving of sympathy than any of the hundreds of thousands of drug addicts ruining their lives, and those of their families, in North America, and it doesn’t absolve her of making no effort to change her own situation. I’m not sorry that I don’t care about her.

  23. california angel says:

    ya tiny pupils=opiates : P ech

  24. Anonandonandon says:

    @princess pea


  25. Mimi says:

    @princess pea PREACH

  26. Meekohh says:

    Princess PEa you stole the words right out of my mouth! I was just ranting about the Britney post and realized that this is my problem; we’re cutting so much slack for these people who have every opportunity and mean given to them to succeed and do well and yet they choose to blow it all away. We have real families right here in America who are hungry, losing their homes, no medical coverage, et al. We have football players making millions while their fans eat Ramen. Im so sick of us feeling sorry when something bad happens to one of these multimillionaires. They were blessed with an opportunity to be,do and live amazingly and they squander it on rapper style infused drama, drugs and shopping. No excuse and DEFINATELY no pitty. I kinda felt meh about Brittany Murphy’s death. I wasn’t happy but I wasn;t sad; it’s not like she was a great actress or anything note worthy. The only reason anyone cared was to see if she died because of drugs otherwise once it was confirmed a clean death, no one spoke of her again.

  27. boo says:


  28. Huma says:

    Leo is TOTES using her reported crush on him to sway her toward getting help. It just sounds like something he’d do. And he’d put keeping someone from meeting River Phoenix’s death OVER gorgeous girls trying to get his doodle in their poodles.

    Trust me, you guys. I got this. I got this.

  29. christina says:

    I agree with Princess Pea. I care as much about Lindsey Lohan as she cares for me.

  30. city says:

    look at her fingers in that one pic….how they are all blackened on her left hand – sign of smokin’ somthin’

  31. KLaw says:

    Who has enough power and influence to intervene? (Clearly her parents won’t.) How about Oprah?

  32. Lady D says:

    $50 bucks says that within two hours of Lindsay’s death, Micheal is giving Radar Online his fir$t interview. Anybody wanna take me up on this bet?……Anybody? It is going to be just sickening the amount of pre$$ he is going to flog with her death. Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised he’s already taken a down-payment on the exclusive.

  33. Jen says:

    I saw photos of her at MTO and she is on something. Some guy hs his hands under her shirt. I hope her momma does something stat.

    Not a good look.

  34. CB Rawks says:

    Where can I get one of those hats made of human hair?

  35. paranel says:

    Lindsay is in deep trouble. I hope she outlives it , whatever drugs she is hooked on because she looks just like a drug addict. I feel sorry for this girl. Hollywood in general is not a place for kids.

  36. cbolton says:

    please stop posting stories about her. she needs to fade away or just OD already

  37. Alecto says:

    her hands look nasty and scared up

  38. Jazz says:

    @Lady D – I’m with you! Dina will be giving exclusives to Entertainment Tonight or The Insider before Lindsay is even cold.

  39. crash2GO2 says:

    Meth mouth and pin point pupils. Yikes.

    I’ve always thought Leo was trying to get her help too.

    I have plenty of sympathy to go around. I don’t feel the need to apportion it depending on my judgment of someone else’s life. You have no idea if that homeless man rooting through your garbage had an equally privileged upbringing that he blew away in Lindsay-like fashion. My cousin did. And anyway, that’s not even the point. A human being is a human being.