Michelle McGee and Chelsea Handler in a battle of the words

Jesse James’ first known mistress, white supremacist stripper/tattoo model Michelle McGee, has been taking to Facebook and Twitter to lash out at her “haters” and prove that she’s the bitter, nasty person we assumed. McGee’s latest target is E! talkshow host Chelsea Handler, who made a relatively harmless joke about the stupid “Pray for Us Sinners” tattoo that McGee has in giant script font across her forehead. Chelsea said “I guess she doesn’t read magazines. Which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face.” In response, McGee made fun of Handler’s “chicken wing arms,” and then Handler took the gloves off.

The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her blog, saying, “I guess she doesn’t read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face.” In Handler-land, that’s about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke, she should have just left it go.

But she didn’t, of course. Bad move.

McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, “Chelsea, here’s some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”…

Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ b***s. So shut your face.” Pow!

McGee jumped on Facebook again to post the following response: “In all seriousness, I’m a big fan of ‘Chelsea Lately’… I was laughing my ass off… feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me…”

[From Popeater]

I think that Popeater has the timeline wrong on Michelle’s response. She wrote the crap about Chelsea being a transsexual just a few minutes after that crack about her chicken wing arms. McGee has of course responded to Chelsea’s latest response. She wrote on her Facebook pageDear Chelsea, glad to see my grandma’s old clothes put to good use in your wardrobe. Her mu-mu’s look AMAZING on you. P.S. You need to hire another midget to hold up those saggy boobies of yours…all that breast feeding from Chuy has really taken its toll.” As if this woman should be criticizing anyone’s wardrobe. She’ll be stuck with the same ugly outfit for the rest of her life.

Chelsea should take the high road and not respond again. McGee is just another stripper and hooker in a long line of skanks that James was banging. She’s not even a notable piece of trash.


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  1. Sarah says:

    I’m not really a fan of Chelsea but I’m all Team Chelsea on this one. McGee is N-A-S-T-Y. Ugh, I’m ready for her to go away now too.

  2. lisa says:

    Love it.. two skanky women fighting. Neither is better then the other. And whatever Handler’s jokes are not harmless. She can be very nasty. And I hate when people report tab/rag stories as if they are all true. Then when they are shown to be a lie people like her and other blogs never go back and correct the mistakes. I hate how she talks about children. Hope she gets hers soon.. the Skanky Jessie woman is a low life and Handler is too.. they should be best friends.

    Saying you can say anything because you are a comedian is a crock of sh**.. She needs to shut her mouth about small children. Just nasty for an adult to talk about kids.

    And yes I agree #1.. all the Tiger and Jessie women have had their moments.. Go away now.

  3. vale says:

    “has a magazine on her face” is pretty funny. I love Chelsea.

  4. Mrs. Rut says:

    I can’t believe that piece of trash had the nerve to call Chelsea a transsexual! OMG! Does she have a mirror? Besides the fact that JJ is a piece of shit, he should be embarassed he boned that skank..Gross! And btw….Team Chelsea, Team Chelsea, Team Chelsea!!!!!!!!!

  5. lucy2 says:

    Chelsea can be mean, but that was about one of the least mean jokes she’s ever done. For everything that’s been written and said about this McGee mess, she goes after Chelsea???? Not a wise move, as proven by Chelsea’s smack down. Part of me hopes she ignores the rest, but the other part of me wants her to rip this skank a new one each night on her show.

  6. Brittney says:

    It’s pretty ballsy of her to call another woman a transsexual when her own face looks how it does (tattoo or no tattoo)…

  7. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I’m sure Handler isn’t going to lose any sleep over this.

    she’s got a popular show and a successful book. she’s going to be around for a while.

    the Dollar Tree Kat Von D, on the other hand, had to make her “riches” by sleeping with a famous married man and then selling her story to a rag mag. she will be out of the news within a few months.

    that nasty skank is pretty stupid to pick a fight with someone as funny and biting as Handler…does she actually think that anybody is going to be “Team Skank”?

  8. e says:

    Um Chelsea should just say something along the lines of “So McGee called me a transexual” then put a photo of McGee next to one of Manson and say “Yeah I wouldn’t go there McGee”

  9. city says:

    @april – hahahaha….i was thinking the same thing! Bombshell TOTALLY looks like a transexual. (not that there’s anything wrong with being transexual). I love that chelsea is giving this useless excuse of a woman crap, we can count on her to say what she thinks! Go Jersey Girl!

  10. Samantha says:

    I hope she doesn’t take the high road. Generally I get annoyed with back and forth by people, but Chelsea is funny (I see a little of myself in her) and when she says things like “JJ’s balls on your forehead” I think “YES! I wish I could have said it, but I’m just glad SOMEONE did.” I just want to see the verbal smackdown to continue until Tat-toomany cries herself silly in a bowl of semen flavored ice cream.

  11. bellaluna says:

    Chelsea’s funny. Slutbomb’s not. Chelsea is usually snarky, but she’s funny and generally not too far off the mark. Slutbomb isn’t snarky, she’s mean and nasty, and I don’t just mean nasty-gross, I mean she’s nasty-evil. Why else would she wait to sell her story until she saw how happy Jesse & Sandra were at the Oscars?

  12. clare says:

    I find them both distasteful. But, that Michelle gal could looks like what I imagine the “Queen of RAW” on tv would be like. I’ve only seen the ad blurbs when I switch channels, but throw her into the ring!

  13. GatsbyGal says:

    When does McGee even have time to get online? Unless she has a monitor on her bedroom ceiling or something…

  14. Barb Reeves says:

    I can barely keep up with this type of news. Everytime I see that girl with the tattoos I wonder, “HOW could anyone?” YUCK! (shuddering as if I just ate a lemon) Enough is enough already though – her 15 minutes of fame are over unless everyone lets her continue.

  15. gg says:

    I think the forehead missive actually says: PREY FOR SINNERS, meaning essentially, “use me to your heart’s content, I am an evil slutty person”

  16. Katyusha says:

    Not only should Michelle not be calling anyone a transexual, but her comebacks aren’t even funny. They’re just…stupid.
    If you’re going to bang heads with Chelsea, you have to be a little more witty.

  17. texican says:

    I think I have a sharp wit and can hold my own but I would be a fool to go up against Chelsea, She if too sharp and very much the real beautiful woman.

  18. yadicakes says:

    Wait…wait..wait..wait..wait..wait…….this thing called Chelsea a transexual? I am so confused??? I thought this Marilyn Manson looking freak with the adams apple and bulge was the the trannie around here

  19. Belle Epoch says:

    @gg wow! what a difference an “e” makes! I just assumed it was “pray”.

    Moral of the story: assume nothing with this, um, woman.

  20. Tia C says:

    “McGee is just another stripper and hooker in a long line of skanks that James was banging. She’s not even a notable piece of trash.”

    Truer words were never spoken!! Although I would say she IS notable, if only for the degree of trash-tasticness that she exhibits. I mean, we’re talking extreme, EXTREME trash here. She is SO gross. Go Chelsea!

  21. Wresa says:

    This Bombshell chick is out of her mind! Geeze, can’t she handle this with more class, like Tiger’s whores?? :P

  22. Mel says:

    I love Chelsea! She was spot on.

  23. guilty pleasures says:

    @gg, I, too, thought it said ‘prey for us sinners,’ which means food or fodder for disgusting people. It has had me puzzled ever since she crawled out of her gutter to infect our eyes and computers.
    Did the ‘artist’ not spell check? Did she just allow any old thing to be TATTOOED on her FOREHEAD?? (not that there is an acceptable fh tat, imo).
    And to go up against a funny, talented, POPULAR woman like ch? Haha! Best go up against kate g, that would be funny!

  24. Diva says:

    I have many, many tattoos… but even to me, a tattoo on the forehead is inconceivable.

    I would love to see Handler unleash one of her fast-talking, 5-minute, pow-pow-pow monologues on Nazi-girl…

  25. JuiceinLA says:

    not a Handler fan (anymore) but it does surprise me that she is not smarter than this. She’s reducing her self to the lowest common denominator by acknowledging this crazzee whores existence in anyway other than as cartoon tabloid fodder.

    Chelsea needs to stop giving this monster a voice, a soap box and a headline…

  26. tsarina says:


    No, the women of RAW are WAY too classy, this Boobshit McGee looks like she should be taking loads from about 10 guys in some amateur gonzo porn gangbang video.

    Chelsea is hilarious :)

  27. kiki says:

    Well at least she can change her outfit McPee has to laser hers off.

  28. smilelover says:

    skank smackdown 2010

  29. gg says:

    I wonder if she ever changes her eyebrows with another color Sharpie. Think how cool she would look with rainbow brows … :lol:

    omg @ kiki – “mcpee”! I think we have a winner folks. Crapshell McPee.

  30. Jeri says:

    Chelsea doesn’t put down kids. She doesn’t want any (which is smart if she feels that way instead of having them just to “fit in”) and she shows pictures of really cute chubby kids on her show.

  31. mollination says:

    I don’t like either of them. Chelsea’s whole shtick is “I drank a bottle of vodka this, I sleep around that”. It’s tired and frankly, I don’t know that she’s ever made me actually laugh aloud.

    But, “Transexual” coming from that creature is pretty funny. I could not believe how hideous her face was when she first came out. Masculine, unpretty, and then there’s the tattoos. She acts like handler was making fun of a birth-mark, not a tattoo she willingly and purposefully did to herself. Seems to me she’s a little insecure about now (also, considering she always wears bangs over it).

  32. Icecat says:

    What Praise St. Angie Said!!!

    @e – You’re talking about Charles Manson right?? I think some people are confused.

    I saw Chelsea on Larry King last night and I thought she was very entertaining. I LOVE her even more now!

  33. Meekohh says:

    I absoloutely LOVE Chelsea and am floored that this McGee chick has the balls to accuse her of being a tranny. I mean she has fake boobs, drawn on eyebrows and has the bone structure of a chimp. I mean we could start throwing poo back and forth at each other but the realization is that Ms. *cough* McGee has more evidence pointing towards HER being the tranny than Ms. Handler… man this woman… I wish a plague of warts upon her genitals!

  34. Ron says:

    I love nothing more than when a dimwitted biggot slut get’s into an argument. A Couple of points:

    A.Chelsea is a witty self made multi-millionaire with her own television show.

    B.Dumf**k McGee is a dimwit who only got paid 30,000.00 for the biggest scandal of the year so far. Even Tiger’s mistress #72 got more than that. She is turning out to be the ultimate in dimwitted biggots, at least she can claim that title.

  35. Chris J says:

    Isn’t McGee’s 15 minutes up yet? She needs to crawl back into that bowl of Beer Nuts that she came out of.

  36. Shannon says:

    I would love to know where Michelle “Franken-Nipple” McGee gets off insulting anyone elses’ boobs. Glass house much?

  37. MoofreakinMoogetmeaburger! says:

    Why the fuck should she keep quiet? I only wish she were funnier cos this ladywhore is so inconceivably skanky there are soo many opportunities for jokes.

    I like Chealsea, but she isn’t very funny.. and next time i am at a wishing well, i’ll wish for Chealsea to be funnier because she’s on the right side and I want to love her!

  38. Feebee says:

    I know Chelsea’s unfortunately extending this creature’s 15 minutes by responding but I hope she contines to. I find it amusing. She’s not saying anything we’re not thinking.

  39. kili says:

    Glad michelle finds herself attractive because I sure don’t. Hideous!
    Love Chelsea!!

  40. Vajayjay says:

    Slutbomb McGee doesnt have a ‘magazine’ on her forehead when shes in the middle of a circle jerk! Just had to put it out there. Go Chelsea! Glad someone has the cojones to say something to this nasty woman!

  41. ogechi says:

    This picture [last one] of chelsea doesn’t look like her. She looks refreshed and prettier on Larry king this weekend. She made me smile all through.

  42. My2Cents says:

    Team Chlesea all the way!
    That other thing just revolts me.
    Is it acaully human?