Jessica Simpson wants to be in love & a mom, but she’s “picky”


Jessica Simpson is attacking her gay boyfriend Ken Paves with her nasty tongue of DOOM. This is an actual photo that Jessica put up on her Twitter. It’s funny how she’s always trying to get Ken to make out with her. And he’s all “no thanks, I know where that sh-t has been.” Speaking of Jessica’s dating past, she’s got a new interview with Fox News Pop Tarts where she’s going a little overboard about what she’s learned about dating and men. Granted, she makes some good points and I can see how some of the stuff she says might be enlightening to a 12-year-old girl, but in general, Jessica is annoying me:

It’s no secret that Jessica Simpson has had more than her fair share of failed romances, including a divorce from Nick Lachey in 2006 and very public break-ups from Tony Romo and John Mayer. But the VH1′s “Price of Beauty” star still believes her Mr. Right is out there – and even has some tips for other ladies who too are lost in the love world.

“It’s important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you. You have to own that,” Simpson told Pop Tarts in an exclusive interview. “So if you’re ever with anyone who says you should change something about yourself then they should never fall in love with you in the first place.”

And while the 29-year-old has managed to conquer the pop world and stay in the spotlight for over 12 years, she is still faced with one of her biggest challenges.

“By ten years I would love to be a mom, I would love just to be in love and be a mom,” Simpson said. “It sounds simple but it’s a lot harder [ than you think.] I’m pretty picky.”

And after hitting the headlines last year for having added a few pounds to her petite frame, Simpson traveled the world to film the reality series “The Price of Beauty” to explore how beauty is defined by a multitude of different cultures and heal herself from the hurt of being subjected to such tabloid fodder.

“I personally needed it for myself after going through all the scrutiny I went through for gaining a couple of pounds. It was really hard on me and I felt I needed to find some light in the very dark place I was in,” Simpson said. “I realized that people’s judgments about me and about my weight are really just none of my business, it’s not something I should be listening to or taking to heart. People can say whatever they want to say and I cannot take it personally. I know it’s the business I am in and I put myself in a position to be criticized, but I’ve found something that will help me deal.”

Simpson says one of the most shocking experiences she endured while filming was visiting a fattening hut in Uganda and seeing women strive to be called “fat cows.”

“The fatter you are the more beautiful. Brides-to-be go into these huts and gain up to 90 pounds. They just drink loads and loads of milk. They gain weight solely off of milk,” she said.

“These women want you to compare them to cows – they literally want to be called a fat cow. I’ve never heard of that in my life, and being able to live that with these women and to see them go through their routines was definitely shocking.”

And speaking of beauty and body parts, what feature does Simpson treasure most about herself?

“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part,” she said. “I do have a bump, but I like my profile – I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”

[From Fox News Pop Tarts]

I believe that Jessica’s goal in life is to get married and have babies. At least, that’s her goal at this point. Maybe at one point she had dreams of being a real actress (like Pinocchio had dreams of being a real boy), but I think even Jessica knows that her “careers” as a singer and actress are done. Now she’s just a “personality” and a clothing designer (which isn’t bad). Oh, she’s also a “farter” but that’s not a career choice. Anyway, I do think Jessica will end up married with a few babies, and we’ll probably hear all about it.

Jessica Simpson Supports The Price of Beauty

Jessica Simpson Supports The Price of Beauty

Photo of Jessica and Ken, courtesy of Jess’s Twitter.

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  1. oh_mr_grey says:

    Ugh…she’s gross. And *she’s* picky…uh huh. Right.

  2. Dhavy says:

    I think the only person who really loved her for who she really is was Nick Lachey and I don’t think she’ll find that again

    I do feel bad for her because she really tried to make it but she never had any luck and she seems to be a real nice person. Poor thing though, no matter how many times people around her claim she’s very smart she somehow manages to destroy that notion

  3. Diva says:

    Nothing wrong with wanting to be a wife and mom.

    And after two failed marriages, I’ve finally learned to be picky, too, and I’m 36! LMAO

    I like Jess and her naivete’, even after all this time in Hollywood and how she should really know better by now, lol. She probably keeps her friends laughing all the time!

  4. Kate says:

    That last picture sums her up perfectly…. nice, but vacant.

  5. nAynAy says:

    I really wouldn’t call her taste ‘picky’, I mean, come on, John Mayer?? She is just a pathetic has-been, who couldn’t hold on to a man, if her life depended on it.

  6. Ana says:

    I thought it was hard because she kept getting dumped. I agree with Dhavy. Nick loved her unconditionally (from what I saw on the show.) He wasn’t perfect, but it did seem like he genuinely loved her. Her last two boyfriends seemed embarrassed to be dating her.

  7. Mistral says:

    I hope Jessica finds a man who loves her, who she loves back, and has a whole herd of children. That seems to be her wish, and there is nothing wrong with that.

    I think if everyone in this world was happily in love, we wouldn’t have as much conflict. Everyone would be too busy enjoying their life to fight.

    Maybe she and Nick will find each other again? I think he really did love her–he waited to sleep with her for years until they got married (if I’m not just naively believing what they said)! How many guys are willing to do that these days?

  8. oh_mr_grey says:


    Nick did wait for her and loved her, and in return, she cheated on him with at least one co-star from the Dukes of Hazard movie.

    She’s nothing but a gross skank. Nick is simply too good for her…and to wish them back together would be like telling a cancer survivor you hope their cancer returns.

  9. lucy2 says:

    I hope she gets what she wants, but it seems like she learns nothing from guy to guy. Don’t declare he’s the one and you’re madly in love after a few weeks. Don’t tell magazines every last detail. Don’t let your father try to get involved in his career. Etc etc etc. She seems to consistently make the same mistakes.

  10. e says:

    I don’t think it is bc Paves knows where her tongue has been I think it is bc Paves likes dudes. And Paves was the one who grabbed her breast. I think they just like joking around with each other.

  11. Mistral says:

    Whoah, Mr. Grey–that’s a little bit of a harsh metaphor! If she did cheat on him, it’s not cool.

    I thought her daddy convinced her to divorce him because he thought it would be a better career move…

  12. Sumodo1 says:

    Jess is so needy in front of the media. If she would keep her trap shut about men (wish she had on Letterman) there would be less press about it. In the words of Bethenny Frankel: “Get a hobby!”

  13. Zelda says:

    Very sick of people saying we should buy and support her because she seems “nice” and “normal”.
    That’s great. But is she talented? Because I don’t want to see people on tv/ in movies/in magazines because they are “normal.” They are supposed to be worth paying extra attention to because they are special. I can meet real live normal people in person.
    Since when is being totally average a selling point?

  14. Lana says:

    Believe it or not there is quiet a list of disgusting men that she was with while married to Nick. Why do you think Nick hasn’t re-married people? He’s leery, he doesn’t ever want to experience that pain and heartache, again. It is an absolute fact that Nick would never, ever get sucked into the dark pit of the Simpsons’.

  15. Shannon says:

    I have absolutely no sympathy for her. She only dates famous people, how can she expect that she won’t be disappointed over and over again.

  16. city says:

    i feel sorry for her. how awful to be picked apart by the media like she was. if you put any one of us up in a pic, we would all say how fat our arms are, etc. it took me years to learn how to be myself in relationships! I was a lot older than jessica, for sure!

  17. Jessica says:

    If Jessica DOES NOT like being picked apart by everyone, then she needs to leave Hollywood for Good.

    I for one, DO NOT feel sorry for her pathetic lying ass, (and yes, she has said in two magazine interviews that she is a liar).

    Jessica can just go ahead and keep on showing her cleavage to Daddy. ( I’m sure he loves it).

    WTF (who the F***) at 29 years old wears cleavage bearing tops in front of their father? Jessica Simpson that’s who.

  18. Sakota says:

    “She’s nothing but a gross skank. Nick is simply too good for her…and to wish them back together would be like telling a cancer survivor you hope their cancer returns.”

    Then of course spreading those nasty false rumors about divorce, trying to cheat him out of his fair share when SHE was the one who refused to sign a prenup when he was the one who was more famous.

    She’s not having luck because her standards are too high. She has marketed herself as a sex object and men are going to treat her that way. Even if she believes in God, even if she prays ten times a day, she still dresses and acts the way she does on camera and men treat her accordingly.

  19. MoofreakinMoogetmeaburger! says:

    ~*~I dream of being a faery princess~*~

  20. anonymous says:

    She has gotten picky since the jerks ahe has been with is what she is saying. She will try to make better choices so let her do that.
    Mayer & ROMO were & are total idiots when it comes to there treatment of women.

  21. Popcorny says:

    Her arms, that material, the unwashed hair, the farting, unbrushed teeth, the powdered-over dirty looking skin, the dumbass overdone and played out cliche self-therapy quotes, etc., what a disaster.

  22. benny says:

    She’s picky? Isn’t she “in love” with every man she goes out with, and they’re “the one”? Until they dump her.

    And women should be loved for who they are on the inside? That’s a nice notion — especially coming from a woman who’s “inside” is fake (filled with silicone).

  23. kili says:

    Maybe she would have better luck if she actually brushed her teeth instead of rinsing with mouthwash and using her sweater as a toothbrush, nasty %$#@*.
    She blew it when she thought she was to big and famous for Nick.

  24. lola lola says:

    Uhm, Jessica….it was way more than “a few pounds”..

  25. Why is she even looking for a relationship? She seems to have no actual life skills (sheltered by mum & dad her whole life) and she seems to think that she has something to offer a relationship – why she thinks that is, I have no idea? How about learning who you are at your core instead of changing every couple of years to fit what will be able to be sold to the public to make money. Christian singer, then pop star, then reality show star, shoe designer, variety star, actress, pop star again, country singer, now tv presenter. She changes herself to be with every guy (Lachey/Romo/Mayer) to fit his needs only, which no self respecting women would do for a guy, but never seems to be happy. If she had treated herself with respect whilst with Mayer, he would never have dared to say what he did about her as he would have known there would be consequences. If she doesn’t know who she is as a person instead of a commodity, then how can she have a healthy relationship?
    She wonders why no guy wants to build a life with her? She is nothing but exterior which makes her good for a fling but not to take home to meet mom. There is no substance to her whatsoever. She is all about the way she looks, the lifestyle, being rich, designer gear not to mention to the super creepy family attachment. Great to love your family, but having them run your life (not just your career) is pathetic for a woman of her age. She seems genuinely incapable of running her own life. Something goes wrong; call the folks to fix it.
    Guys want to have sex with her so she has sex with them to get them to like her. She seems to think that if she has sex with them, they will fall in love with her. She is too stupid to realise that once they have had their fun, they will discard her leaving her confused (which is part of the problem of being a virgin when you get married – you equate having sex to be about true love not just a physical urge which it is to most people). She thinks that she can use sex to make a man fall in love with her and then they can live out some fairytale ideal of what she thinks love is.
    She needs an opportunity to develop and grow into her own person so that when she does have a relationship down the line, she actually has something of worth to offer it. She needs to lose the family intrusion and the hangers-on and actual figure out who she is and what she believes in.

  26. bb says:

    She should be more picky about her personal appearance. Yuk.

  27. anonymous says:

    Let me give many of you a small hint here. Many of you seem to post as if fact so you must be terribly brilliant or have absolute fact for your knowledge.Make sure when you post you knwo it is fact. Its all in how you post it & many are on the brink of liabilty. You can be traced so does anyone want to speculate on NICK,Romo or Mayer & infidelities?
    Be very very careful.

  28. Rianna says:

    It is easy for people to say that she needs to leave Hollywood. But I think that even if she moved to the backwoods of Alaska she will still be photographed. Easier said than done.

    @anon above me… this is a gossip site most people on here say what they want. If you don’t like it don’t read.

    and @boredatwork. Goodness gracious that was a long post.. Ima need a coffee refill to finish the whole thing lol!

  29. Shadowd says:

    I remember in one the “Newlywed” shows she did with Nick, the one with the skiing, and Nick threw a tantrum because he could not ski, which was funny, but I remember Jessica was bitching because Nick didn’t handle something with confidence and élan?

    Jessica can crawl on her hands and knees in a hallway sick and eat lunch on the bathroom floor and whine about everything and cry when her hair guy got stuck in Vegas, but Nick can’t throw a tantrum and leave when he falls down while skiing? Plus he had to apologize to HER for getting mad at himself for not being able to ski.

    All I could think after that was, Dude, you got to divorce her. Anyone who lives such a double standard will never make you happy.

    And if she is still living her life like that, then it is no wonder men bail on her, who wants someone in their life who will cut you down when you fail at something?

  30. Tiffany says:


    “She is too stupid to realise that once they have had their fun, they will discard her leaving her confused (which is part of the problem of being a virgin when you get married – you equate having sex to be about true love not just a physical urge which it is to most people). She thinks that she can use sex to make a man fall in love with her and then they can live out some fairytale ideal of what she thinks love is.”
    Please do not place the average virgin in the same category as Jessica. I’m a virgin and I do not equate sex with love. They CAN go together, but it is not necessarily the case for every relationship. I also do not expect marriage to be a fairytale. Yes, marriage can be absolutely wonderful, but it can be hell at times. Virgins lack sexual experience, but they do not necessarily lack life experience.

    Even though Jessica is technically an adult, she still acts like a lost little girl trying to find her identity. She’s nearly 30 and she still has no identity of her own…sad.