Princess Kate finally has the sister-in-law of her dreams in Harriet Sperling

The Princess of Wales is rather famously not a girl’s girl. Princess Kate does not get along well with most women, especially women she views as threats to her position or her marriage. Sources always claim that Kate has a handful of old Marlborough friends or St. Andrews friends, but I have my doubts. I think Kate’s social circle is basically her mother, her sister and (a few of) the wives of Prince William’s friends. Kate could have had an ally and friend in her sister-in-law, but unfortunately for everyone involved, Kate decided to be consistently horrible to the Duchess of Sussex for years and years. Well, now that Prince William’s cousin Peter Phillips will marry Harriet Sperling in a matter of days, it looks like Kate finally has the (white) sister-in-law of her dreams. Harriet, you in danger, girl.

Royal wedding bells will ring for Peter Phillips and Harriet Sperling next weekend, marking not just the start of married life for the happy couple, but also the official arrival of a new, close companion for the Princess of Wales.

Take one look at the NHS nurse fiancée of Princess Anne’s son, and it’s not difficult to understand why she’ll be a celebrated new arrival for Kate. Not only are Kate and Harriet of similar backgrounds, with both hailing from upper-middle-class families in neighbouring Berkshire and Gloucestershire, respectively, but they’re also of a similar age, with Harriet being one year older at 45. Both also have a keen interest in fashion, each owning an unmistakably similar wardrobe filled with brands like Beulah, ME+ EM and Self Portrait.

Their interests, meanwhile, are similarly intertwined: Kate is an avid supporter of all things childhood development with her Early Years work, while Harriet is a trained paediatric nurse specialist – and according to an online bio, ‘passionate about early brain development in babies and seeing children thrive’.

Enter the future Mrs Phillips, a like-minded, discreet ally for Kate – a relationship she’s scarcely enjoyed, given Meghan is living in Montecito, having waved goodbye to royal life, while Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been shrouded in scandal since the House of York’s associations with paedophile financier, Jeffrey Epstein, came to light.

Harriet is a talented freelance writer and recently contributed a candid essay to Woman Alive, detailing her experiences as a single mother and her unwavering Christian faith. Writing is a skill Kate also possesses, having penned a moving essay, The Power of Human Connection in a Distracted World, via the Royal Foundation Centre for Early Childhood.

Meanwhile, Harriet’s open-armed acceptance into the Royal Family ahead of her engagement last August appears similar to that of Kate’s experience. Harriet was seen laughing with King Charles and chatting with Zara Tindall at Royal Ascot last year. She was given the ultimate seal of approval as she arrived at the racecourse in Berkshire in the official carriage procession with senior royals. Kate, meanwhile, quickly gained a deep sense of respect from senior members of the Royal Family, including the late Queen Elizabeth II.

Now a regular at Wimbledon and Cheltenham alike, Harriet has earned praise for her fashion choices that appear to be inspired by the Princess of Wales’s immaculate royal style. For her first royal Easter service, Harriet took a leaf out of Kate’s playbook as she wore pieces from four of her favourite brands – and her wedding dress next weekend will no doubt be an even bigger hit.

[From The Daily Mail]

I laughed out loud at “Writing is a skill Kate also possesses…” IS IT?? I said last year that the British tabloids’ coverage of Harriet showed multiple things all at once. One, the British press is starved for interesting, fashionable and attractive royal or royal-adjacent women, which is sort of an insult to Kate and her closet full of buttons and Victorian coatdresses. Two, that the excitement over Harriet’s arrival would irritate Kate to no end, and if Kate really starts to view Harriet as a threat to her turf, Kate would make Harriet’s life a misery. Kate isn’t going to like this “Harriet is the sister-in-law Kate never had” narrative, because Kate never wanted a sister-in-law of any kind.

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13 Responses to “Princess Kate finally has the sister-in-law of her dreams in Harriet Sperling”

  1. JayBlue says:

    Uh, isn’t her brother married? She already has a sister in law, and the wives of your husband’s cousins don’t count, surely?

    • seaflower says:

      Her 2 real sisters in law are much smarter than her. Her brother’s wife is apparently Head of Private Equity and Venture Capital in a finance firm. Kate can’t have smarter sisters in law.

  2. Hypocrisy says:

    If they keep up with these “Wonderful world of Harriet” articles Waity is going to bury her in horrible headlines.. I almost feel sorry for Harriet but history should have warned her away.

  3. Jais says:

    Hmmmm. Since Harriet and Peter will likely not ever be working royals, Harriet might be safe.

  4. Meri says:

    “Their interests, meanwhile, are similarly intertwined: Kate is an avid supporter of all things childhood development with her Early Years work, while Harriet is a trained paediatric nurse specialist” – comparing Sperling, who is a trained professional and has years of actual experience working, and Kate’s half-baked early years nonsense is just insulting.

  5. Loretta says:

    Kate has already two sisters in law. Poor James Middleton, nobody cares about him

  6. aquarius64 says:

    Kate and Harriet are cousins in law and Peter is 19th in line to the throne. Harriet poses no threat to Kate because where she and Peter are in the royal pecking order.

    • BLACK ELDERBERRY says:

      For Kate, any woman better than her who is around her is a threat to her, which is to say, every single one.

  7. Teagirl says:

    Hah! Writing skill? IIRC Kate had to look at a crib note to write a sentence or two on a whiteboard, a simple sentence, nothing deep or thoughtful, Something along the lines of Kate was here. And the handwriting was appalling. I can’t remember the occasion but it was some kind of visit to a station or arena or something.
    If I were Harriet, I’d start wearing a stab vest.

  8. BLACK ELDERBERRY says:

    This “friendship” seems rather threatening, as another fulfilled woman with considerable professional achievements is joining the RoyalFamili, so Kate plummets again.

  9. Gabby says:

    Nice try. KKKate and Harriet will not be hanging out. The woman is busy and has an actual life. They will run into each other tangientally at rare functions where the extended family show up. If anything, Harriet will bond with Zara more.

  10. Hope this new White sister-in-law plays really dumb and kisses ass on a regular basis so as not to upset the airhead mean girl lol. Kant doesn’t like other women no matter who they are!!

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