One of Jesse James’ mistresses sends apology fax to Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock On Letterman - February 2010
One of Jesse James’ tattooed stripper mistresses (not the white supremacist one who blew the lid on James’ creepy double life – the blonde one who was exposed by Star Magazine) has sent an apology fax to Sandra Bullock. When I first saw this story on TMZ I thought they were reporting on Jame’s first known mistress, Michelle McGee. McGee has done two interviews so far, in each of which she’s issued an insincere apology to Sandra Bullock saying she’d be open to talking to her about the affair. Now Melissa Smith is using 90s technology to follow suit with her own offer to Bullock, and it sounds just like the crap that Michelle McGee has been spewing about how she’s sorry and would like to talk. It must feel so degrading to get beaten to the punch like that when you’re trying to get press out of your affair with a famous married man. I bet Smith is gunning for some kind of reality show and that she’s getting sidelined by McGee on that front, too:

Dear Sandra,
I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m writing this letter to you. I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you’ve been through. And I nothing nothing I can say in this letter i sgoing to make the pain of my actions go away. But I sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.

I know that this message wills [sic] most likely go unanswered, but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you. My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgiveable. I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself.

I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology. Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person.

My deepest regrets,

Melissa Smith

[From PDF available on]

Give me a break with this “I’m so sorry” crap. First of all, these women are doing it for publicity and for no other reason. In the remote possibility that they receive any kind of response from Sandra, they’ll run to sell their story to the highest bidder. Second, real women don’t get involved with married or otherwise attached men. We have enough common sense and common courtesy not to fall for attached men or believe their lies. It takes a real fool to have a relationship with a married man. These women are apologizing to make it look like they’ve been just as wronged as Sandra when they’re just as complicit in the lie.

Michelle Bombshell at Deja Vu Las Vegas

Michelle Bombshell at Deja Vu Las Vegas

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  1. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Bottom picture of Boob-tits McGee: TOTALLY CLASSLESS, JUST LIKE HER!

  2. canadianchick says:

    Oh Mcgonorrhea bitches, please, if any mistresses apologies were actually sincere, why publicize it?

  3. ViktoryGin says:

    Damn bitch could have proofread. Geez…

  4. Crash2GO2 says:

    Please stop posting pictures of that tattooed horror. She doesn’t deserve the notoriety.

  5. a says:

    um, nice japanese war poster of death tank top… ugh.

  6. bellaluna says:

    A sincere apology would not have been publicised, and a woman who was truly sorry (as opposed to these sorry women) would not seek to make a sincere apology public.

    These scuzzy, low-life creatures just keep getting worse, don’t they? Ugh.

  7. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I somehow doubt that whoever (publicist, agent, etc) she faxed this to would actually give it to Sandra.

  8. Samantha says:

    She totally reminds me of Nortons girlfriend in American History X in the bottom picture. The crazy eyes.

  9. deeders says:

    hey there now Samantha, leave Fairuza Balk out of this! she is a strikingly beautiful and amazing actress and does not deserve to be compared to this worthless pile of skank.

  10. crab says:

    @Crash2GO2 I was going to say the same thing!! Please don’t post any more pictures of this troll, thanks!!

  11. meme says:

    please stop giving these skank whores any more publicity. it’s time to stop rewarding disgusting behavior with fame and money.

  12. Luci says:

    the best part of the bullock-james drama are the pictures of batshit insane “bombshell”

  13. Ophelia says:

    Did McGee get a boob job or am I woefully unaware? I feel like I need a shower for even noticing.
    And just cos these chicks are heavily tatted doesn’t mean all of us tatted chicks are trashy! I’m inked and pierced and I think she’s making us look bad. Ugh.

  14. Tia C says:

    And the trashiness moves to a whole new level! I don’t understand why these skanks feel the need to do these tacky “apologies” to Sandra Bullock. And why on EARTH would she want to discuss anything with them?!! No doubt she’s trying to put this whole sordid mess behind her, and this is not helpful at all. They are just trying to get their 15 minutes. I sincerely hope nobody gives it to them. McGee and all the rest need to go away.

  15. working says:

    Yup i agree with the above…sorry but PLEASE stop posting about this girl. You’re only extending her 15 minutes of fame-whore

  16. Trillion says:

    Fax? That’s so 90′s.

  17. Jazz says:

    These whores give everyone with tattoos a bad name.

  18. Pat says:

    Fucking leeches is all they are and will ever be – side show freaks that will never, ever gain any type of respect from the public. The only reason why people give them attention in the first place is because it gives them something to sneer and spit at. These women will never be known for anything other than ignorant, backward trash.

  19. Wow says:

    Totally agree. All of these after-effect apologies and thd mistress wanting to have a sit down with the wife blows. I think Angelina said something like wanting to get together and talk to Jennifer Aniston in one of her magazine interviews once. It’s like, what wife wants to hear what a mistress has to say? I guess it could help with closure of some sort, but still.

    I say think BEFORE you do the act then you won’t have to apologize for it later. Then again, that would be too much like “right”.

  20. MsTriste says:

    Maybe one good thing will come out of this – McGee’s tattoos are so ghastly that perhaps there will be a backlash and people will realize how stupid tattoos really are. It used to be a rebellious thing to do, now it’s just mainstream.

  21. sauvage says:

    “[...] real women don’t get involved with married or otherwise attached men. We have enough common sense and common courtesy not to fall for attached men or believe their lies. It takes a real fool to have a relationship with a married man.”

    Thank you, celebitchy. Sometimes, this just needs to be said.

  22. lolo says:

    I agree sauvage!

  23. Raven says:

    I guess I’m still focused on the basics. How did she get Bullock’s fax number? Or did she just fax it to TMZ to be passed along? Probably so she could sell something.

  24. Tattoo Fade says:

    Well said Sauvage. I hate to sound preachy on the subject, but no one truly wins on this deal. Everybody ends up worse on this deal. Poor Sandra.

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