Jennifer Lopez overcompensates, wears glorified burlap sack


Here are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez in Paris, where she’s promoting the European premieres of The Back-Up Plan, or as the French call it, “Le Plan B”. Fancy! Not so fancy? This burlap sack Jennifer is wearing. I’m sure it’s a major designer, I’m sure it costs more than what I make in a year, but how unflattering! Jennifer looks like Humpty Dumpty. Methinks she’s only capable of extremes – either very unflattering, too-tight, too-short, age-inappropriate cocktail dresses, or oversized sacks.


Anyhoodle, The Back-Up Plan did not take the box office by storm this weekend. It ended up in second place, behind How To Train Your Dragon, which has been out for about a month, right? That sucks for Jennifer. The Back-Up Plan ended up earning $12.2 million, which is probably what the studio spent on Jennifer’s shoes for the film. Maybe Jennifer is hoping she has a huge international fan base? Does she? I have no idea. But she’s probably not winning anyone over with some of these outfits.

Here’s Jennifer wearing some kind of strange cropped-jacket puffy skirt combo for the French photo call. Chanel? I don’t know. This also does nothing for her figure though:

'Le Plan B' - Paris Photocall

Photo by: KGC16/ 2010 4/26/10 Jennifer Lopez at a photo shoot at the Hotel

Yikes! She’s not wearing anything under that cropped jacket – now we know.

She also stepped out in Paris in this little outfit, probably the least strange of all the pieces, but still way too short (another vadge-flasher). I do love the boots, though. The boots are awesome:

Jennifer Lopez Sighting in Paris - April, 25th

Jennifer Lopez Sighting in Paris - April, 25th

Jennifer in Paris on April 25 & 26, Header photo credit: Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Alarmjaguar says:

    if the first one is a coat, I might be okay with it. Would never, ever wear the other two…

  2. Huma says:

    Awful, awful, awful.

  3. ligeia says:

    never liked her dressing style. just one of these things that money can’t buy-a good taste.

  4. bite me says:

    i love la lopez, but damn she looks likea hot mess

  5. MaiGirl says:

    This woman is completely out of her mind. From career choices to fashion missteps, I’m not sure that she has any clue what to do with herself anymore. I mean, JLo was never that talented in anything but dancing, which means that her “people” have to be sharp in managing her career to make it appear as if she has more appeal than she actually does. They must be asleep at the wheel right now.

  6. ogechi says:

    Lovey Lovey JLO:)

  7. Red Folder says:

    The clothes themselves are actually cute–when you take them off her.

    Honestly, I think she’s a little too curvy and short to wear the first two outfits and her body proportions just aren’t right for these styles. It’s almost a Jessica Simpson…but not quite.

    I think that there is too much Try going on here, too.

  8. Holycow says:

    The glad bag is hillarious. The white one just does not fit and makes her look like she’s trying too hard to be younger than she is, and the last one looks like something Lindsey Hohan would wear and that is never good!!

  9. lucy2 says:

    I think that first one MIGHT be a coat. Around the collar it looks like there’s something underneath. That white cropped thing is awful and very unflattering, as are all of these fashions. She has a good figure, but that last one with the high boots and short skirt hits her at the worst spot and makes her 20 lbs heavier.

    I heard a horribly scathing review of Le Plan B. At the end, the critic said don’t bother, and if you’re a JLO fan, you’d be better off just staring at a picture of her for 20 minutes rather than paying to see this movie. Ouch!

  10. lena says:

    well the movie did leak online early last week so, I think it did pretty well given that people probably watched it online

  11. Squirrel says:

    Oh dear. She’s trying to go all french in fashion while in Paris and what might work on the model wife of the french president surely does not work on La Lopez. Sometimes clothes on the catwalk only look good on the catwalk. Hate the sunglasses, they make her look like Mrs. Fly. Oh well, at least the kids will have a good laugh one day while going through the pictures…

  12. CiCi says:

    i hate hate hate when jlo has her hair PULLED ALL TO HELL into that TIGHT ASS BUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH! she looks so lovely with soft hair around her face and bangs, etc. JLO STOP!

  13. skibunny says:

    She should take a look in the mirror before she walks out the door. All three of these outfits look ridiculous on her. The glasses gotta go too!

  14. Wow says:

    Man, I’d love to have her failures since she is still able to make a nice living off of all of them.

  15. girl says:

    This woman has totally missed her sell-by date. It happened for her for a while. It ain’t happening for her anymore and she needs to get the hell over it.

    I think if I saw a trailer for that mess she is in in a theater, I would have walked out.

  16. bros says:

    she loves squishing herself into tight-ass stuff! her back fat has been on display this year because her clothes are so damn tight! its rolling in that picture of her in the cropped suit. it was showing in that gold dress with no back at the golden globes and it was showing at some other event. go up a freaking size j-blo(ted)!

  17. Tia C says:

    The only thing I like about these outfits are the sunglasses everyone’s hating, lol. I like those big round ones, they are fun. These outfits are all awful, especially the cropped jacket/skirt outfit. Horribly unflattering to her.

    @ Cici: I think the tight bun might be kind of a NYC thing? I’ve known a few people from similar backgrounds as hers who would wear their hair that way – all micro-combed and pulled back supertight. Looks VERY uncomfortable, makes my scalp hurt just looking at it.

  18. Alarmjaguar says:

    Nope, I’ve decided that even if it is a coat, I can’t get behind it. It looks like one of those smocks you wear at the beauty parlor…

  19. Maritza says:

    Guess that’s what happens when she lets Marc pick out the outfit she’s going to wear that day. The white one looks good, but I wish she would let her hair loose that tight bun makes her look old.

  20. Bad look……..looks.

  21. Ana says:

    Those glasses are horrible. I liked the outfit in the second picture until I saw the third one. You can see she’s still wearing clothes that are too tight. Ugh.
    Those boots make her look knock-kneed.

  22. Gemma says:

    She should never wear flats, they make her chicken legs look short. Not a good look on her

  23. GatsbyGal says:

    J-Lo, will you please start dressing your age. Please.

    Why can’t celebrity women ever wear just a t-shirt and jeans?

  24. escapee says:

    If the coat had a belt it could be really cute.

  25. malina says:

    I like the middle one. It looks very girly 🙂

  26. TG says:

    Even the women in the picture are laughing at her. Her clothes are too tight creating back fat. And I saw her movie this weekend and thought is was funny.

  27. Camille says:

    Those are some damn awful outfits. And I hate her hair pulled back tight like as well, it does nothing for her at all. Hideous.

  28. n says:

    she looks like a gaga wanna be

  29. Terry says:

    She says “I’m a Fashionista!
    JLo, you’re a Comemierdista!