Lindsay Lohan is probably going to jail, finally

Lindsay Lohan Heads To NYC!

These are photos of Lindsay Lohan headed to New York yesterday. She looks… healthy. Ugh. Is this rock bottom? I know we ask that practically every week, but Lindsay is seriously not looking good. She’s not going to be feeling good either, once whatever this (above) is wears off and she’s faced with this news: her ass is likely going to be sent to jail. TMZ reports that Lindsay has violated the terms of her probation, and the judge is one of those “send her dumbass to jail” types who will probably follow through. Say your prayers. For the judge, I mean:

Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation and is headed for a showdown in court next month that will almost certainly land her in jail.

Lohan — who is on probation for DUI — has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge … TMZ has learned.

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.

The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.

Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

We’ve learned what’s going to come out at Lindsay’s progress hearing on May 20 — that she has habitually violated the judge’s requirement to attend classes at least once every 7 days.

Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay — no more chances. If probation is violated, she’s going to jail … and probation was repeatedly violated.

We asked Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, for comment and received the following email: “We have received no negative written report from the program and contend Ms. Lohan is therefore in compliance.” Good lawyering for sure, because — as we just told you — the program may not have a problem with Lindsay, but the judge is going to have a big problem.

[From TMZ]

Oh, a technicality! That’s rich. Wouldn’t it be funny (disturbing) if Lindsay got sent to jail on a motherf-cking technicality? That the only thing standing in between Lindsay and the big house is a judge’s whim? Sometimes I really hate our justice system.

By the way, I put this in the links yesterday, but it’s worth repeating: Lindsay turned down a $1 million offer to appear on Celebrity Rehab. Honestly, though, I can’t say I blame her. I don’t think I would take $1 million to hang out with Dr. Drew either. That man makes my skin itch. Lindsay can’t say that though, because her skin always itches. Because of all of the drugs.

Lindsay Lohan Heads To NYC!

Lindsay Lohan Heads To NYC!

Lindsay Lohan Heads To NYC!

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  1. Kitten says:

    Why does her face look so bloated, seriously? It’s very strange..I’ve only seen that sort of thing in bulemics.

  2. meme says:

    she ain’t going to jail and you know it. celebrity justice will prevail until she finally OD’s and dies.

  3. Tia C says:

    Yeah, what meme said.

    Her face does look really weird in these pictures. If it was just one photo of her looking weird, I’d say it was the camera angle, but there are several. Her face looks unusually round. Not a good look.

  4. Kolby says:

    I think they call that “coke bloat,” Kitten.

  5. lucy2 says:

    I hope she does go to jail, if only to make her see that there are consequences to her actions.
    She is so stupid, thinking she can get away with all this – she’s documented by photographs, out practically every night partying (probably not the best idea if you have court mandated alcohol classes), shopping when she’s supposed to be in depositions, etc.

  6. lin234 says:

    kitten- I thought bulemics get chipmunk cheeks and not double chins. That double chin seems like it is from taking too many drugs and alcohol over a period of time. She’s still really skinny if you compare her to her Mean Girl days – which looked like she was at her natural weight then. So she shouldn’t have that double chin at her current weight and whatever is going on with her has to do with drugs and alcohol. Alcohol can dry you out and leave you with a puffy face.

    She seems to be losing her hair. She already has a receding hairline and her hair is always limp and stringy.

    I hope she goes to jail!

  7. Ruby Red Lips says:

    She looks as high as a kite in these photos..this girl does not have good odds

    Finally Lindsay will face consequences for some of her actions…this is evil to say but I almost felt a tinge of happiness that she should go to jail as it may finally help to wake her up & stop flouting the law that the rest of us have to live by. Is a joke that she hasn’t been picked up way b4 this as she has been violating any terms of her probabtion for a good while all evident in paparazzi shots

    I really hope Meme is wrong – the law should be the law for plebs and celebs, so pls let this be true

  8. Praise St. Angie! says:

    well, at least her nails look better.

    OK, I said something nice.

    yup, bloated, pale, out of it…she used to be such a pretty girl, and she is really ruining everything she had going for her – looks, career, friends, etc…

    I know it’s not nice, but I hope the judge does sentence her to a month or two in jail. it will give her a true reality check and might just jump start a REAL recovery.

  9. Kaboom says:

    This is still L.A. county .. you couldn’t keep a celebrity in jail if you glued the doors shut.

  10. Wow says:

    Celebs (or more so their money) can buy themselves out of anything including jail time. Paris Hilton, anyone? She had an awesome PR team and lawyers back then to handle that scandal. She was able to get away with a lot of stuff normal people wouldn’t.

    I think Lindsay will be the same. Shouldn’t she already be in jail or have a warrant out on her for
    missing some court appearance recently?

  11. YT says:

    What happened to her naturally wrinkly forehead? It’s smooth in the photos. Tons of Botox?

    Celebrity justice being what it is, Lindsay will probably walk, but it would be nice if she is thrown in jail for a long time. She has done everything she can to deserve it.

  12. Kitten says:

    @Lin-yeah that’s sort of what I was wondering because as you said-she still looks pretty thin, body-wise. I didn’t know that about alcoholics. *sigh*
    I know it’s mentioned in every post about LiLo but it bares repeating-she needs to take better care of herself!

  13. GrnMtGirl says:

    Classic Alcohol bloating.

    My guess is that if she does get any jail time it will end up being like Paris and she will be in less than 48 hours. Ugh.

  14. Victoria says:

    She’s back to the puffy face again. Actually if I were her I would NOT do Celeb Rehab because Dr Drew is so annoying. However she may have turned down rehab because as she’s said over and over agian “Im fine!” Didnt Dina Lohan say that as well?

  15. Hautie says:

    Didn’t Paris spend over a 3 weeks in county lockup?

    If Lindsay spent at least 3 weeks in lockup, she would have to detox. The hard way. She just looks awful to only be 23.

    And since Lindsay has no desire to stop all the craziness, maybe the Judge can help her out.

  16. Jackson says:

    Yeah, she’ll get put in one of those ’90 days = 90 minutes’ jails. That kind of thing just makes me shake my head.

  17. SolitaryAngel says:

    Wow I hope this is true and she goes to jail. What’s pathetic is that all of us are depending on a JUDGE (instead of her parents!) to force her into some kind of awareness that she is mortal and therefore must follow the law. Because you just KNOW Dina’s going to lose her shit and whine all over the place about how there’s nothing wrong with her little girl, etc. (vomit) Ugh. Put her under the jail! At least long enough to detox. I wonder how long it’s been since she’s had a clear thought in her head…

  18. freckles says:

    #8.. and her nails only look better because they were done for her for that creepy photo shoot! Lol I dunno if you saw the video but that’s the color the girl was painting them for her, it’s gotta be the same job since it was only a few days ago… hysterical!

    Let’s not get our hopes up, I would be SHOCKED if she a) went to jail in the first place, b) stayed there for more than a few hours.

  19. gonzo says:

    there is an overcrowding problem in the county jails in LA, this is the main reason most people (not just celebrities) usually only serve about a 1/10 of their actual sentence. i was sentenced to 15 days in Lynwood for a DUI and only ended up staying for a few hours. they tend to reserve space for people who have committed more serious crimes.

  20. twisty says:

    I personally think that bloat is either alchohol or Oxycontin bloat (or a combo of both). Whatever is causing it, she does NOT look healthy. Her liver is seriously damaged, I can tell just by looking at her. It’s hard to see the jaundice because of her unnatural color, but I am quite sure that it is hiding under the layers of grime and fake tanner. She is headed towards total liver failure, at least IMHO.

    And if they don’t throw her ass in jail, I’ll be pissed. I wish that she had pulled this crap here, she’d be UNDER the jail at this point. But nope, not California. What a f*cking joke cesspool of a state.

  21. d says:

    Lohan could die and her mother would still blame everyone and everything else but herself. The level of self-delusion is staggering. That Lindey’s image right now is acceptable to her boggles the mind. Anyway, Lindsey is kinda like a cockroach…no matter what goes on and what she consumes and what she does and what people say, she just keeps going. She’ll be around for a while yet; she’s young.

  22. TaylorB says:

    She has lush/junkie bloat look about her.

    Or, and this is only a speculation, she may actually have HIV some of those meds can cause facial puffiness.

    I hope that is not the case.

  23. hellen says:

    She looks puffy, jaundiced and out of it. My guess is that she has hepatitis and is swollen from all the toxins (alcohol and drugs) in her body.

  24. original kate says:

    yeah, she looks healthy…for a 70 year old. however, for a 23 year old she looks bloated, exhausted and dirty.

  25. Dallas says:

    What I really do not understand is why she does not have to give a UA every week, while on probation! If the judge imposed this, she would definately be put behind bars………

    Remember what Elvis looked like just before he died……..It look as though someone had stuck an air hose up his rear. Eventually the drugs and alcohol take a serious toll on your liver and one can not detox that crap out of their system!

    I adore Dr. Drew and thik he is the best thing to hit reality TV in a very long time. He keeps it real and speaks honestly. To bad Lohan did not take whomever up on their offer……..

  26. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Who wants to bet that she no-shows this court date? I think that’s actually the best case scenario for her b/c then the judge WILL lock her up.

    @ Wow – I don’t know if she can hire a PR team like Paris did, because her pockets aren’t that deep anymore.

  27. Dallas says:

    Dina Lohan………..

    D E N I A L: Don’t Even No I Am Lyin

  28. MissyA says:

    Classic Oxy bloat.

    That girl is sniffing some heavy pills. But it’s ok if she’s got a script for it, right?

  29. Kat says:

    She looks sick and coke bloaty and gross in those photos. Throw her ass in jail. And none of this “in jail for a day” crap, either, a la Paris and Nicole.

  30. Katija says:

    I want to force this girl to live with my strict-ass old-country parents for a week. My dad’s motto is “family issues, whether happy or sad, are meant to be private, not shared with the outside world.” Pssha! Her twitter account would be the first thing to go.

  31. bellaluna says:

    If I’m not mistaken, this is her second or third shot at fulfilling the “alcohol awareness” requirement of her probation. I also believe she was threatened with jail when this last chance was extended to her by the judge. Throw her ass in jail.

  32. Belle Epoch says:

    Had to Google cocaine & facial bloating.

    “One of the most common health issues encountered by cocaine users is a sinus infection. For individuals who snort the stimulant, the nasal passages become exposed to too much of the drug, causing blockages and tissue damages. Cocaine is too strong for the nasal and sinus membranes to handle. This results to the irritation and sensitivity of the nasal passages to the foreign particles that are forced to pass through them. Pressure on the face near the sinuses is felt when the sinuses get aggravated by cocaine. Headaches soon follow. Nasal congestion, facial swelling, runny nose, post nasal drip, and a deviated septum can also develop.”

    She sure looks puffy. Sad.

  33. GatsbyGal says:

    JAIL! YES! Oh please god let this happen.

  34. Lem says:

    I’m gonna be pissed if this B!tch gets a new liver or kidney. One or both of which are obviously shot.
    She’s bloated now, skinny last week, bloated the week before

    I have enough dead family members to recognize that as a VERY bad sign!!

  35. Jeri says:

    Most alcohol schools do at least random UAs. One of the many reasons she’d avoid going.

  36. MingMing says:

    LiLo should seriously reconsider Dr.Drew’s offer bcz nobody in the industry wants to work w/her at this point.
    She brings too much crap.

  37. Camille says:

    Poor thing looks damn terrible. I hope she does go to jail, it might *finally* be the thing that wakes her up to what a mess she has become. Youth really is lost on the young.

  38. Kitten says:

    @ Belle-Funny because a friend of mine who used to snort Oxys like crazy had the ‘swollen nasal passage’-very very noticeable. And I’ve noticed recently how Lilo’s nose has looked wider in the bridge area. Not to over-analyze things but just seemed really obvious..I was wondering if it was weird camera angles or coke/oxy swelling. God, I hate myself for spending this much time on garbage like “lilo gossip” but I can’t help it! Her face just looks so different……

  39. beardreader says:

    she looks like death warmed over!

  40. gg says:

    Alcohol bloatface. I know she didn’t gain 40 lbs last week.

  41. canadianchick says:

    I’d rather see her in jail than hear about her death. I’d also rather see her on Dr. Drew than death, though I know he can be annoying. At this point she seems like she wants to die and is doing it in the most chemically laden fun way possible.

  42. J W says:

    is it just me or does that last pic look like a younger version of rosey odonnell