Michael Bay shows Megan Fox the little bird chest she’s missing

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That was the first thing I thought of when I saw these photos of Transformers director Michael Bay showing off his little bird chest at a Lakers game last night: “He’s showing Megan Fox what she’s missing.” Michael and Megan have such a tortured history, such a war of words, such sketchiness happening in their relationship, some have theorized that they just have to be ex-lovers. After all, Michael made Megan wash his Ferrari (while he filmed her) as an audition for Transformers. And afterwards, Megan referred to Michael as “like Napoleon” and “like Hitler”. To which Michael basically said Megan was a f-cking idiot because she was only 23 years old. There was a lot more happening between them, I’m sure.

Anyway, Michael Bay is 45 years old, and he should know better. He should know better than to engage Megan Fox’s stupidity, and he should know better than to wear this cheesy, breezy shirt. The shirt has buttons, I don’t know if you can see. It’s a Henley – buttons at the top. Bay just chose not to button. Bad call.

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  1. ruru says:


  2. Icecat says:

    God he is unattractive…

  3. LolaBella says:

    He reminds me of a younger version of Dateline, NBC’s Keith Morrison.

    Thanks Kaiser, now, I can’t stop staring at his chest and you just KNOW he was trying to be all nonchalant and sexy leaving those buttons undone.

  4. danielle says:

    SO not hot. And you can tell he thinks he’s stylin, lol.

  5. LindyLou says:

    Just goes to show you – money doesn’t always buy good taste. He looks ridiculous.

  6. Eileen Yover says:

    Good lord I thought that was Michael Bolton! Blech!

  7. Huma says:

    A seriously unattractive man in these pictures, I’m sorry to say. The thing is, he actually looks passably attractive (maybe that’s too generous – ‘normal,’ then?) when he’s wearing a normal shirt and his hair isn’t a touch too long.

    …And feathered.



  8. Obvious says:

    he doesn’t look too bad. i’ve seen so much worse. can you imagine say jack black wearing that?

  9. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    @Huma :)

  10. Just a Poster says:

    Okay here is my take on the situation with these two..

    I think he thought he was all “big hollywood” and tried to hit on the starlet and she was like “EEEEEEEEWWW NO WAY OLD MAN GROSS!”

    And the war of words began!

  11. snowball says:

    He had to unbutton it to get it over his massive egotistical head and then he forgot to rebutton it.

    Nice shoes and socks combo.

    (Megan is still stupid)

  12. Lisa says:

    He has a very good face structure, he just needs to mosturize and take better care of his skin. He looks overstressed in these pictures.

  13. Green Is Good says:

    Don’t flame me, but I think he’s good looking. *duck*

  14. lucy2 says:

    I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the shirt or the hair. I think the shirt.

  15. onyx says:

    lawdy, he is only 45 or did you accidentally switch that around? 54 is more likely. anyhoodle, yuck is what i meant to say.

  16. Jenny says:

    That must be an awfully close friend sitting next to him, otherwise it is just plain odd to have a strangers arm draped on the back of your chair. They look like a couple.

  17. jane says:


  18. lolo says:

    He needs to pay a visit to my hairdresser.

  19. truthSF says:

    Now that man needs a lip plump injection baaaadddd!!! Looks like he’s competing with a chimpanzee for who has the most non-existing lips.

  20. original kate says:

    he looks like all his clothes shrank in the dryer.

  21. gg says:

    yeeeuch, between the hair, the shirt, and the white socks and orange PF-Flyer sneakers. oy …

  22. jover says:

    He is such a wannabee poser and Megafarse is a plastic, conceited, no talent bimbo barely able to carry on an interview without coaching and pr intervention – hey, there’s a match made heaven, oops, I mean hollywood.

  23. Camille says:

    Yuck. Not an attractive man.

  24. Ruffian9 says:

    Button up your shirt, you putz.

  25. Confuzzle says:

    That hair do is so 1986.

  26. GatsbyGal says:

    Wow, Michael Bay likes to watch basketball? I’m surprised it can hold his attention without having any explosions.

  27. viper says:

    He gives off a gay vibe about him.

  28. Harper says:

    Someone is missing the 80s, Rick Springfield and the good ole days when someone thought he was hot.

  29. abby says:

    he’s blissfully unaware of his gross-ness!