Last week, Transformers director Michael basically told his leading lady Megan Fox to sit down and shut the hell up. It doesn’t look like Megan Fox is too upset by that, thank goodness. Although it would be hilarious to hear Megan’s defense. In Bay’s defense, Megan started it. Michael just finished it. I guess someone just got to Megan after Bay’s interview came out, and Megan was told “For the love of God, don’t respond!”
Now there’s a little more insight into Bay and Fox’s tortured history. According to The Guardian (story via Page Six), Bay made Megan audition for the first Transformers by having her come over to his home. A little casting couch action, perchance? It’s just as bad, actually. Megan’s “audition” was washing Bay’s Ferrari while Bay filmed her. That is just… gross.
THERE’S a video of Megan Fox we want to see.
When the sizzling star of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” went to director Michael Bay’s house to audition for the part, “He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her,” reports Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian.
“She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’ ”
Come on. Cough it up!
[From Page Six]
What’s worse – that Bay made Megan audition that way (and she accepted) or that now the tape has mysteriously disappeared? Or should I say “disappeared”. Because “disappeared” means “Bay viewed the footage so many times the cassette (and Bay’s wang) is worn down to the nub.” I guess the whole incident just proves the point we’ve been making about Megan Fox – it’s not about her dumb dialogue, or her dumb interviews, all the guys really care about is Megan Fox, scantily clad and bent over. Gross.
In other Megan Fox news, the trailer for Jennifer’s Body was just released yesterday. It actually looks… interesting. Not horrible. Of course, Megan looks like she’s barely dressed and damp throughout the entire film. The fanboys’ nubs are probably numb from viewing this.
Megan Fox is shown at the Giorgio Armani Prive Fashion Show in Paris on 7/7/09 with Cate Blanchett and Elsa Pataky. Credit: ANG/Fame Pictures
Written by Kaiser
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