Can I admit something weird? I’m listening to Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” on repeat as I write this, and it’s f-cking awesome. I love this song, and it strangely goes with this story. So… People Magazine is reporting that Charlize Theron and Ryan Gosling are maybe/probably hooking up. It was in People’s print edition, via Wonderwall and LaineyGossip, who have the most important details – Ryan, Charlize, flirting, dancing, exchanging digits. Damn, that Charlize bitch gets all the good hookups.
Charlize Theron sure seems to be making the most of her single status. The Oscar-winning looker, who kicked longtime love Stuart Townsend to the curb in January, was spied trading digits with Ryan Gosling after they slow-danced together at a Los Angeles shindig a few days back, reports People magazine.
The easy-on-the-eyes pair was said to be “super-flirty” and “beyond giddy.”
Charlize, 34, was last seen sharing a hug with Keanu Reeves after a dinner date in Los Angeles, while the swoon-inducing actor, 29, appeared oh-so-affectionate with his “Blue Valentine” co-star Michelle Williams at the Cannes Film Festival. Michelle, however, was quick to deny romance whispers, and Ryan’s rep downplayed, “He is cozy with everyone!”
[From Wonderwall]
Is this a total love match? Eh. I think they’re both beautiful, obviously, but I’ve always wondered if Charlize is a mega-bitch in real life. And Ryan? He seems like a decent guy to fans and coworkers, but he also seems self-absorbed (to me, at least). Why do you think “You’re So Vain” fits so well? “You had me several years ago and I was still quite naïve, when you said that we made such a pretty pair and that you would never leave…” Sigh… clouds in my coffee. Can you tell how tired I am? Anyway, my guess is that they are hooking up, that it’s really hot, but that it won’t last. Although Charlize surprised me consistently with Stuart Townsend – they seemed to really care about each other, and they were more stable than most married couples. Maybe she’s looking to settle down with The Gosling.
“Some underworld spy or a wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend…” Sorry, I love that line too.
I still think Stuart Townsend and her will go back together someday, they were so right for each other. If not, Ryan would be a good choice, he’s a nice handsome guy too.
I always kinda got a gay vibe off Charlize, not sure why.
I will have to kill her. He is mine mine mine.
MINE.
They would be great together.
i think they’d be fabulous together. super hot.
I think Ryan has some mommy issues too. He’s super close with his mom, and don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with that, but she apparently butts into his relationships and he will ALWAYS take her side. She was apparently no fan of Rachel McAdams…
i dont think she is a bitch in real life-she smokes pot out of an apple bong, so she can’t be that bad. she seems genuine and very laid back and I remember reading about how nice she is to everyone on set. I also love that she has her real teeth and not chicklet veneers.
Pretty + pretty = ugly babies
Jesus Christ Kaiser you are on FIRE today!! LMAO at every post today
I love that song too, and oddly enough, it reminds me of a d*uche that somewhat resembles the Gosling…
No, he is MINE! 🙂
Noooooooooooooooooo! First my Keanu Reeves now Ryan! Noooooooooo! *cries into my laptop*
I saw this guy and that chick he used to date from the notebook once at a restaurant. They looked about as exciting as a wet mop :-/
Yeah, I mean if Charlize wants to take a second seat to me driving the Gosling love bus, that’s fine with me. Just so long girlfriend knows who is in charge of RyRy.
She’s newly single for the first time in almost a decade, and she’s dating around, which is completely healthy and normal. I doubt she’s looking to immediately get into something serious and monogamous, especially since she seems to be having a great time hanging out with Jeremy Renner, Keanu, Ryan Gosling…girl has good taste!
He’s really not that good looking. He’s a fine actor and a reasonably attractive man, but I really don’t see why all of you are swooning over him.
She’s gorgeous. Stuart is the one for her though, anyone watch bones? He’s her guy.
He’s growing on me…..but she isn’t. I’m kind of in the “she’s an uber bitch” camp, and well, there’s just no room for her to be snatching all the guys my age!
They’re both talented but if he’s got mommy issues then…run Charlize RUN!
kitten + miss milly: i will team up with you against charlize for ryan. but then i will have to double cross both of you and take him. because he’s mine, bitches! MWAH HA HA HA! (insert evil laughter)
Aw man! What happened to him and Michelle Williams, Charlize and Ryan isn’t going to work at all! Maybe she should try John Stamos THAT would be hot and pretty babies!
Hahaha this is so not true, isn’t Ryan Supposed to be with Michelle, and that Keanu story…those are the same rags creating stories over and over for stupid ppl to buy it again, that their work selling craps to the max, funny how you guys buy all the craps the rags feeded you , it’s obvisouly a created story like the so many delusional stories they created, those rags did it for living, since this woman is single they are trying to link her with every single friend it’s crazy, for ex Renner is an old friend from both Charlize and Stuart, Keanu old friend of Charlize….lol funny how you get easier into the crap.
Oh and i forget the most hilarious part according to a ” spy” lol hahahaah
Wow, I don’t know who’s luckier here.
Mmm…I hope so.
Am I the only one who does not think this guy is very attractive? He’s got little piggy eyes and doesn’t shave.
No gg, you are not the only one. He is a fine actor but he’s never done it for me either. Snapnhiss agrees!
Oh…..so she and Stuart Townsend really did break up? Wow. I’m late. Thought that was just a rumor.
I was such a huge fan of Townsend in the early 2000s that when I discovered that they were dating, I was hugely disapppointed. She eventualy grew on me. Smh.
I like her and I really like Ryan, so if they are bumping uglies and want to take it further, more power to them. I like her better than Michelle Williams.
I believe the Renner is gay rumors. They are just best girlfriends
I heard about his mommy issues rumor as well. He really wanted to marry Rachel but his mommy swayed him against it. She’ll always make the decisions on who he gets serious with. He can screw around all he wants but when it comes to serious, mommy decides. Get some balls Ry Gos.
And you know what…if this breaks up who will be waiting in the wing? Cameron Diaz. She picks up where others have left off but always shoots for famous men who were involved with famous women and either had the upper-hand or dumped them…. Guess this psychologically messed up aging bitch needs to prove that she’s really better than those who got dumped (hudson, britney, etc.) She’s fugly, ruffled looking with weird flat nose, skinny, no bod, don’t know what these men think…not a trade up for sure……..
He doesn’t fit the looks profile that normally floats my boat, but he’s such an awesome actor (I’ll beat this to death – Lars and the Real Girl!!!) that he is VERY appealing. So, if he’s not able to appear on my doorstep, Charlize is not a bad alternative…
gg: You nailed it with the “piggy eyes.” I don’t see this guys appeal at all.
Nope: Huh?
Ryan’s accessible looks are what make him hot to me. He is the kind of guy you develop a long crush on that only get worse over time.
Nooooooo, pair Charlize up with John Stamos.
I would love to see Ryan paired up with Rachel M again lol.