Johnny Depp & Amber Heard raided bulk food bins with their hands: gross?

Amber Heard

Somehow we never published these photos of Amber Heard walking through NYC in late December. These pics were taken right before Amber went brunette. With all of that blonde hair and the little dog, she reminds me very much of Blake Lively. It’s nice to see some “new” Amber pics since we don’t have the photos of Johnny rocking out at a recent charity event as Amber flashes her ginormous ring. She’s even making the “look ma, no prenup!” face in those photos.

Okay, that was an exaggeration. I’ll try and behave.

Today’s Amber and Johnny story is super strange and can be found in a tiny sliver of this week’s Enquirer. Remember how we heard that Johnny proposed to Amberbecause she’s such a free spirit“? I keep wondering what qualifies Amber as a free spirit. Certainly chaining oneself to a scarf addict doesn’t compute. How about randomly shoving bulk food from Whole Foods bins into one’s mouth? Hey, that’ll work:

NEVER TRUST A GUY WHO WEARS A DAMN PIGEON ON HIS HEAD DEPT.: Acting like disgusting slobs at a Hollywood Whole Foods Market, Johnny “Tonto” Depp and fiancee Amber Heard got their germ-y hands slapped when the manager caught them grubbing in granola bins with bare paws — then stuffing samples down their blowholes! “Amber started it — she couldn’t resist when she saw those bins crammed with one yummy granola after another,” said an eyewitness. “She reached in, grabbed handfuls to taste, then started feeding Johnny — who began finger-dipping as well!”

Suddenly, the manager approached and snapped: “It’s highly unsanitary to touch food wtih your bare hands. That’s why we put scoopers in there!” Like kids caught with their hands in the cookie jar, the red-faced pair apologized, filled plastic bags using the scoops, paid up — and split, pronto as Tonto, Kemo Sabe!

[From Enquirer, print edition, February 11, 2014]

MUNCHIES. A recent story from People makes this story a bit more believable because one of Johnny’s old buddies paints Amber as an uber-quirky lady: “Amber is a female version of Johnny. She’s sort of kooky and outspoken, and while that would intimidate many guys, it is a turn-on for Johnny.” The friend goes on to say that Johnny is “lovestruck” and Amber is such “an old soul,” so the age difference doesn’t matter at all. Well it may not matter at all right now, but in a decade, Amber will be 37 and Johnny will be 60. We’ll see how that plays out if they even make it that far together.

Amber Heard

Johnny Depp

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News & WENN

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  1. Lucy says:

    She looks stunning in these photos, suits no makeup

    • Mia4S says:

      So do a thousand other girls. I still haven’t been given a good reason to give a damn about her. No great performances or fascinating characters. No, we are supposed to care because she bagged an older rich man. How very 1950s….yawn.

    • Kiddo says:

      She is much more beautiful without make-up than with.

    • velourazure says:

      Stunning? I’m getting more of a drowned rat vibe…

      • deehunny says:

        Wow really? I think she is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood.

        This story made me like them more together (not that my opinion matters). It’s cute.

  2. eliza says:

    I am not sure I equate being quirky with acting like savages at Whole Foods grabbing food out of bulk bins.

    • Hello Catty says:

      Lol @ savages. So true. What a gross pair.

    • minnieder says:

      Not kooky either. Or indicidive of having an “old soul”. Just childish, immature, terrible manners, and embarrassing!!!

    • jaye says:

      Why would they even think it was ok to do that?! You can’t miss those scoops in the bins and I’m sure there wasn’t a sign over the bins that said “Please feel free to help yourselves to these free samples, and by all means use your filthy, disgusting hands to do so.” GAH!

    • Violet says:

      Agreed. Entitled and disgusting, with no sense of boundaries or regard for others.

      • SnarkySnarkers says:

        I actually witnessed an older, well dressed man, on his phone, grab a handful of granola from the bulk bin with his bare hand and walk away. I was beyond disgusted. I do not buy things out of those bins anymore unless its like rice or something that needs to be cooked first. Shame on you Johnny.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Right? They are just gross.

    • Shazz says:

      thank you

    • Nina W says:

      How about a common everyday occurrence? I see people munching in the grocery store every time I’m there. It’s gross but people do it all the time, everyday.

  3. blue marie says:

    Not only is that really, really gross but it’s stealing as well.

    • doofus says:

      REALLY, REALLY gross. I will never understand how people can do that and not think it’s rude or gross.

      I was at the grocery store and watched a girl serve herself from the lo mein noodles. she used the tongs they provide to serve but apparently she decided she had taken too much and USED HER FINGERS to put back what she didn’t want. Then, I watched a guy touch all of the rolls in the bin to see how soft they were before he took a couple.

      it’s stuff like that that makes you NEVER want to buy anything that’s not in a package.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Good point.

    • Whoop says:

      Especially when Johnny did it. He is know to be allergic to soap and water.

      I had a friend who worked a salad bar in a grocery store. The stories he would tell me! The reason I will NEVER eat food from a salad bar again.

  4. Kali says:

    “Whee! I’m so quirky and bohemian, let’s steal food and feed it to each other” /sarcasm.

    Good god, I’m going to have eye problems in the morning due to me rolling them so hard.

  5. Boodiba says:

    He looks really awful & paunchy in that picture!

  6. Beatrice says:

    Bare hands in the bulk food bins = quirky? More like entitled brats with no parental supervision. This is the reason I never buy bulk foods despite the savings.

  7. Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

    She looks SO much better without makeup. Finally she doesn’t have perpetual smelling-a-fart-face.

  8. QQ says:

    EEWWW Walmart Johansen and keith Richard’s Ken strike again

  9. paranormalgirl says:

    I’m really glad my Whole Foods doesn’t have bins that open on top. They have the kind with the spouts at the bottom. I thought all Whole Foods did.

  10. Frida_K says:

    Narsty.

    And it’s not quirky and amusing. It’s narcissistic and immature.

    I hope the manager emptied that bin out after they left.

  11. Kelly says:

    I thought they were raiding trash bins and eating food scraps for kicks, jeesh, what a non-story.
    It’s more unsanitary to swap saliva or suck other people’s genitals, yet it happens daily everywhere and no one bats an eye…

    • Tulip Garden says:

      I believe it is customary even in saliva swapping and genital sucking to wash before the next, new unsuspecting person partakes. These poor Whole Foods customers didn’t know that their granolas was tainted ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • paranormalgirl says:

      I would prefer they not do THAT around my potential granola either.

      And I think I would bat more than an eye if someone partook in genital sucking in the bulk food aisle of Whole Foods.

  12. eliza says:

    This is an example of why I do not like bulk bins in stores or buffet tables.

    People have no regard for the health and safety of others.

    The LAST time I ate at a buffet at a LOVELY hotel a child of about 10 ( who knew better) was at the dessert section and took the spoon out of this custard dish and ate it, put the spoon back and walked away. I imeediately alerted staff and showed them the table where the child sat with his family. Do you know moments later the PARENTS went to the bread/pastry table and fingered several pastries before selecting something?!. This time, someone else ratted to staff and the manager spoke with them and pastry trays removed with fresh ones brought out.

    • Bert29 says:

      @ Eliza, I hope they charged those ppl extra for all the food that was wasted. I once saw a kid stick his hands in a chocolate fountain at a wedding then lick them off and stick them in again. His dumb mom just stood there grinning like a jackass.

    • paranormalgirl says:

      pastry fingering should be illegal.

      • GreenTurtle says:

        I don’t need to see genital-sucking or pastry-fingering. That’s a lot of action for shopping/dining.

  13. ElizabethLair says:

    I know who said that and he is one of those who is jealous of his friends wealth. It is a guy that played in the band with him before and is on facebook. He uses the same words. Now I know who the inside source is. Johnny should tell his friend Bruce to send him back to Florida. I guess he has to make money on the side by calling tabloids. He can go back to Florida, stop calling tabloids with false information for the extra attention. If only Johnny Knew what he says on Facebook about him he would cringe.

  14. Kiddo says:

    On the upside, any stoners who go to Whole Foods for granola will get the added surprise of pot resin on their cereal.

  15. marina says:

    She should talk to Catherine Zeta-Jones and see how that’s worked out for her. Yeah, it helped her career early on, but now she’s married to an old man and her career is as stagnant as their sex life probably is

    • Tulip Garden says:

      Yeah I agree. I read recently that a certain age men are looking for one of two things: a nurse or a purse! My FIL recently married is long-time live-in (much younger). I thoroughly believe that it is because he is aware of encroaching old age and he needs someone there to take care of him.
      Oh, I don’t Johnny’s there yet but he will be but I can almost guarantee that Amber won’t.

      • paranormalgirl says:

        One of my best friends just married a guy 17 years older than she. She’s 48 and he’s 65. He’s also a very vibrant and active 65 and can beat my ass in a 5K without breaking a sweat.

    • sam says:

      I actually think the marriage between CZJ and Douglas is geniune.

      • Artemis says:

        Yes, I agree.

        I think fame and longevity are always a factor to take in account when somebody like Douglas woes you but considering his reputation she could have been the flavor of the month, something she wouldn’t stand for if you know her dating history. Her exes were all rich and more than willing to marry her but she thought there are bigger fish in the sea :).
        Unlike JD who is a serial monogamist, AH didn’t take a chance, she knows she’s in it for at least 3-4 years.

        Furthermore, CZJ is classically trained in musical theatre and acting from a very young age. She’s a triple threat. AH is not even great at acting ๐Ÿ™‚

        She also already received praise from an Spielberg after the series Titanic and because of her good reputation, got leads in the blockbuster hit Zorro (already filmed when she met Douglas) and had Entrapment (with Sean Connery and also a BO hit) and The Haunting (with Liam Neeson) under her belt so her career was on the rise based on her talent (and beauty of course) when she met Douglas.
        AH’s projects are all duds and nobody cares for her besides JD. JD buys her exposure through magazines but she can’t coast on that alone, CZJ was already doing that on her own.

        At one point, between 2001-2005, she was working more than Douglas and he admitted he didn’t mind taking a backseat being mr. mum (!) while his wife was working steadily in critically and/or commercially successful films. Now can you imagine AH ever working with the Coen brothers (you need more than a famous BF for that) and being a lead in a critical movie while JD takes a backseat??? No.

      • laura says:

        keep in mind that CZJ is and always has been lying about her age (aka the white house situation when they had to check he real birth age)…So the age difference is much smaller than 25 years

  16. Dani says:

    My dad is 50 and my sister is 27….just gonna throw that out there. She’s closer to his kids age than she is to his age.

    • Moore says:

      Um yeah so they are not the only couple with an age gap? We know this already and it really shouldn’t be a big deal. His daughter is a teen and Amber is pushing 30 so pulllezzzz

    • Nina W says:

      My Mom was 16 years younger than my step-dad and it was fine until he got sick with Alzheimer’s and eventually died. Now my mother is alone and misses him very much and is having a really hard time. This is after going through a grueling seven years as his primary care-giver. She kept him at home right up until the last week of his life and she feels guilt that he died in the hospital and not his own bed. Age means nothing when you’re truly in love but age imbalances can leave one person doing all the heavy lifting and alone.

  17. Rachel says:

    I don’t like Amber Heard – never have. She strikes me as fake – someone who is whatever others want her to be. If they get married, they’ll get divorced – of this, I am sure. I’m also tired of this “old soul” nonsense that’s supposed to justify large age gaps. Everyone says it, but how often is it true? When I read “old soul”, I think of little kids dressing up like their moms and dads. They’re not really grown up, they just want to play the part.

  18. Artemis says:

    LMAO, does anybody believe this? Hello, it’s the NE! The writing is ridiculous and vague (no date). How hard is it to snap a picture first? That photo would be a moneymaker.
    JD is weird but weird doesn’t mean you’re dirty or impolite. Same goes for AH.

    If we have to believe this, we might as well believe the AJ & BP story too and all the other NE stories on A-listers.

    And now I want to stuff ‘yummy’ granola down my ‘blowhole’ using my ‘germ-y paws’ ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. Lala says:

    Most stupid story/news ever. Love how the “National Enquirer” always exceed itself, because this won the award!
    Also Johnny can paid for all the food in the whole market. He can inmerse his hands wherever he and his fiance wants! for real

    by the way, the dog in the picture isn’t her dog (Pistol) I wonder if she is such a good step-mother that she even walks Boo-Radley (Lily-Rose’s dog) now?

    • Artemis says:

      If you check Lily Rose’s social media, you can tell she gets on very well with AH.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      Haha—she named her dog, Boo Radley!! Love the Mockingbird reference. Should’ve named the other one Ms. Dubose.

    • frisky says:

      Yeah. I think it’s boo radley in the picture but behind you can see also pistol’s collar, so she was walking the two dogs.
      I think maybe Amber gave the dog to Lily. Because it was in 2012, around the time that you may think Johnny was already trying to introduce her to the children and it’s too much coincidence that Lily gets the same kind of dog than her dad’s new girlfriend. And those are the kind of things that adult does to be accepted by children (gifts) and it seems it totally worked here. All the stories on the magazines the past week said that Johnny’s children love her

  20. mebee says:

    He’s giving me Mickey Rourke vibes in that last photo.

    • Lou Bug says:

      It just hit me…
      He really does look like an old man having a hard time walking down the stairs.
      It’s gone Johnny…

      • Carla says:

        He’s just walking the stairs while there is sun and paps at his face for god’s sake. He looks great and youthful I don’t see how he looks old? He’s still good looking and in shape so no it’s not gone ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Lou Bug says:

        I said “looks like.”
        It just caught me off guard, made me feel some type of way.
        Not the normal way Johnny used to make me feel.

        But congratulations, I’m glad you still have the tingle. Enjoy!

      • Carla says:

        Well, apparently he is still making his fans and admirers go crazy and drool over every single new picture of him on Twitter & Tumblr, fansites so yeah so many people still have the “tingle” and it’s apparently not gone.

      • Lou Bug says:

        @Carla

        Okay…. And again, Enjoy!
        You’re so defensive and I haven’t even said anything bad about him.
        Have at it!!!
        To each its own.
        Drool away!!!

      • Nina W says:

        The can of red bull also just makes him seem like the wreck of what was, I agree, it’s gone.

  21. Bee says:

    She should stop wearing makeup and ditch old Johnny.

  22. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Ewww…..I hope this is made up. There is nothing free spirited, or old-soul’d about sticking your hands into a bulk food bin. That’s nasty….

  23. tredd says:

    Fkg elitists. Don’t think twice about doing exactly as they please.

    • Shaydie says:

      I used to sell trail mix at the Las Vegas airport in a little booth when I was 19. You wouldn’t believe the entitled people, dripping in fancy jewelry and expensive leather, designer carry-ons — who would REACH AROUND behind the counter and grab trail mix out with their bare hands out of my bins to sample. It was a tiny booth and I was standing right there, two feet away. All they had to do was ask. I wanted to slap their hands. It was always the uber rich ones who did it, too. No sense of boundaries.

  24. K.Kelly says:

    So when it’s about these two it is 100% reliable? It’s hilarious how people here are willing to believe the worst about them!

  25. Curious George says:

    LOL! They sound like me when I’m PMS-ing.

  26. Blue Sky says:

    I truly believe that Amber & her PR team are “milking ” this situation for all it’s worth….

    I don’t think her being good w/ the kids should count for much considering they are under supervision 24/7- bodyguards, family members…….. If she wasn’t she couldn’t be around them anyway….

    & I truly believe if Tasya had the upper hand in this situation- she wouldn’t be “wearing/ flashing” a ring from John…..

    But if John knows & thinks this & doesn’t care then too bad- could be different ๐Ÿ™

    I don’t trust her reasons are sincere…