Robin Thicke isn’t stalking Paula, he’s being ‘artistic’ during ‘a difficult period’

Robin Thicke

These are photos of Robin Thicke in NYC yesterday for a “GMA” appearance. Robin smiled for the cameras, but that douchey grin covered up a deep, burning pain within his soul. Oh, never mind. Robin Thicke may not even have a soul. He’s still continuing his sob story promotion of Paula, the stalker-y album based entirely upon losing wife Paula Patton. I’m still laughing about Robin’s PR disaster of a Twitter Q&A. He really had it coming after his creepy “Get Her Back” video that included threats of violence and suicide. Plus the BET performance. Plus everything that Robin has ever done to Paula.

Some people have floated theories about how the album and Thicke’s separation from Patton could be a publicity stunt. If it is a stunt … it ain’t working. Paula is only projected to sell 20-25k copies in its first week. It definitely won’t even come close to a #1 spot. That’s a far cry from “Blurred Lines,” which sat at the top of the charts for several weeks last summer. This record hasn’t been called “rapey,” but the consensus is that it’s a really inappropriate album.

The Atlantic called Paulaone of the grossest, most manipulative records ever made.E! Online piles on with a huge collection of uncomfortable lyrics. Jezebel has set some lyrics to photos of pathetic, soaking wet animals. Go read them (“Don’t leave me out here in the cold/At least open the doggy door/Throw a friend a juicy bone/Baby please give me a little hole“) to see how gross Robin Thicke is for recording this album.

Robin is still talking #songstogetherback. He sat down with Hot 97 & GMA to pour out his misery and tries to explain why he’s stalking his wife with a record:

Does Robin think this album will bring Paula back? “I actually have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just kinda flying by the seat of my pants on this one.”

Why is he being so public about his marriage? “I just wanted to make something artistic out of a very difficult period.”

Has he seen Paula lately? “I haven’t seen her in four months. And you know what, we’re cool. She’s the best girl in the world, a great mother and still a good friend … But because we weren’t ever together anymore and I still had so much I wanted to apologize for and things I wanted to take responsibility for. So that’s pretty much what the album is about.”

What happened anyway? “I’m a man. I messed up. And I had to lie for a while, and then I stopped lying. That was actually good for me, because I was tired of lying. So this whole album is me revealing everything.”

Did he cheat? “We’re apart because we just couldn’t be together anymore for a while. There’s a hundred different reasons, there isn’t just one.”

[From Hot 97]

Yeah, he cheated. A lot. And this album isn’t about apologizing like Robin claims. It’s pretty much, “Bitch, I wrote a whole record for you in four months. That means you take me back, no questions asked.” For real.

Robin’s not done with his creepy games. He just released the video to “Still Madly Crazy,” and it features a bunch of children (!) helping him serenade Paula.

Robin Thicke

Robin Thicke

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet & Interscope Records

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  1. Lady Macbeth (ex HiddlesF) says:

    Gosh, he is creepy. And stalking her, could swear on that…

    • Twofer says:

      If you are in doubt over the stalking aspect just try and imagine the genders were reversed. Imagine for a second a woman wrote and named an album after a guy. Performed songs from it while in tears. Gave interviews about the relationship and featured private text messages in the videos. Wouldnt that woman be labelled a bunny boiling stalker? Then thats what this guy is – a crazed bunny boiling stalker.

      • Ag says:

        of course a woman would be labeled a crazed scorned stalker if she did half the $hit that this douche is doing.

      • Mel M says:

        Totally agree. If a woman did this everyone would think she was bat sh!& crazy.

      • kimber says:

        That woman would be labeled miss Luna mcCrazies of the house padded walls

        I will now only refer to robin as:
        Sir crazypants of the house of venereal

    • LIVEALOT says:

      I think it would be more “stalking” if they never were in a relationship. O_o. He loved and still loves her, so the children video is a hilariously sweet yet hot mess gesture. lol.

      • cr says:

        Putting the video in context with the rest of his behavior, it’s creepy, not sweet.
        And his behavior isn’t less stalky because they were a couple for 20 years. Stalking is stalking.

  2. Skins says:

    My God, could this dude be any more pathetic? Paula, do us all a favor, don’t take him back, in fact, find yourself a new man. It would be worth some laughs to see how he reacts to that

  3. MrsBPitt says:

    Whenever I look at him, I gag!

  4. elo says:

    He’s being “creepy” during a douche period.

  5. Brown says:

    “so what happened?”
    “I’m a man. I messed up.”

    ………… “I’m a man” is not a legitimate excuse for why you messed up.

    • Savanna says:

      Uh YEAH no. Not a valid excuse. Thanks for giving cheating men some more validation, d-bag.

    • Jenna says:

      THIS!

      Makes me nutty. Not all men are self-involved knuckle dragging abusive cavemen. My husband isn’t. My dozen or 5 adopted big brothers (I seem to collect them. Must be the cookies.) aren’t. It’s teeth clenching rudeness when a woman lumps all men together as monsters – but when a man seems to be so dang blase and just shrugs “I’m a man, what do you expect me to do” Actually? What do I expect? I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE A REAL MAN, NOT AN APE! (Sorry. Sorry. Have to go my my mother in law in 20 and I’m twitchy) Not all men are asses. Not all asses are male. And frankly, I’m not really comfortable lumping him in AS a ‘man’ – can we all just now go with ‘regressing self-pleasuring ape idiot’? I’m open to other suggestions. He may be male, but he sure as hell isn’t a MAN.

    • Maria says:

      Yup, the “I’m a man” part irked me to no avail.

      I also loathe it when men refer to women as girls 😒She is the mother of your child, a grown ass woman, not a girl.

  6. t.fanty says:

    “I’m a man. I messed up.”

    Go crawl back under your rock, you untalented, Oedipal douche.

    That is all.

    • Faye says:

      I agree with most of this but let’s leave his mother out of it – she may have had nothing to do with his douchitude.

    • LakeMom says:

      “I’m a man. I messed up.”

      So demeaning women isn’t enough, now he has to denigrate his own gender? Hey, Robin, a REAL man doesn’t cheat in the first place and he certainly doesn’t humiliate his woman in such a public and pathetic manner.

      What an idiot.

  7. Sarah says:

    One hit wonder.

  8. M says:

    I don’t know why she hasn’t served him divorce papers as yet. It is gross. Dedicating a song to a loved one is one thing but having an entire album about your ex marriage is too damn far. I would feel uncomfortable as hell.

    He had a couple good songs until he hit it big and now he has turned into an ass. I. She hasn’t seen him in 4 months, she is damn lucky, as we hear or see him everyday. I am so tired of it,

  9. Kiddo says:

    #layingitonthicke
    #ignorethetrollrobinalltheattention

  10. Sam says:

    I just feel for Paula because its clear that Robin has no sense of propriety. He’s basically laying all their personal issues out bare in public, and that’s pretty embarassing. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I would resent that – let’s keep such personal issues, uh, personal (unless it’s something that both parties want to be public) – but since Paula isn’t talking, how do we know that? Never mind that their son will at some point be old enough to listen to this stuff and realize how simpering his dad was.

    It also reeks of emotional manipulation. He’s basically trying to lay the guilt trip on her by proxy. He’s basically telling his fans and the public “look at how much I love her, and she still won’t take me back!” It feels so…gross.

  11. joy says:

    Subtitles for this album include diary of a breakdown, and attention whore.

    • kri says:

      Oh, god. I can’t take it. Can someone tell this fool that being a man is not a valid excuse for whinging your dong around like a yo-yo? What kills me is, it appeared that they had an “open marriage”. So, if that was the case, he must have f8cked up grandly. He is an idiot, and the only suitable woman for him is LIfe Size BlowMouth Barbie Kim. Wait….she may too good for him.

  12. TC says:

    Why can he not see how low classy he looks for putting his personal business out on the street for all to witness?!?! I just don’t understand this type of behavior. He’s turning his personal life into a reality show, and a bad one at that. Please stop. Just, stop.

  13. Faye says:

    Just. Go. Away.

  14. lisa2 says:

    I will admit that when they first announced their break up that I thought it was all stunt.. They were photographed together and all. But not I have to say that he is a nut. And she seems to be distancing herself from him big time. He says he has not seen her in 4 months. How is that possible; is he seeing his son. If so then they must have a 3rd party that is bringing the child back and forth. That speaks to some serious issues. That to me opens more questions.. is she scared of him.. has he been threatening or just won’t leave her alone..

    There is a lot going on. Maybe someone told him that he is creeping her and the world out.

    I remember when the begging tour started some people were saying how sweet and romantic it was. Hmm.. now not so much.

  15. Dolce crema says:

    I don’t think we have any reason to believe he’s really “stalking” her
    He’s just making a fool of himself with terrible “art” and also probably embarrassing her (unless she’s in on it?!)

  16. Savanna says:

    I used to be a huge Thicke fan and this makes me so disappointed. The Evolution of Robin Thicke is one of my favorite albums ever. Goes to show he was probably better off as Alan Thicke’s son who was married to a C-list movie actress. The music was definitely better.

  17. Christin says:

    I was so entertained by the twitter questions in yesterday’s post that I completely missed the album’s title.

    As if it wasn’t clear enough who inspired his so-called artistic endeavor, he needed to make it very clear by pulling her name into it front and center.

  18. Lara K says:

    I really feel bad for Paula. Being with someone for so long, I’m sure she thought she knew him and she felt safe in her marriage.

    And then this whole explosion of public douchery…. It’s got to be really painful.

    I have to say, though I don’t really get it. He’s a squinty-eyed dumb creep. Why would anyone dirty themselves with him? Ugh!

  19. Rice says:

    Dear Robin,
    I know you’re trying your “Still Madly Crazy” trying to “Get Her Back” so let me help you out.
    Stalker – a person who harasses another person, as a former lover, famous person, etc., in an aggressive often threatening and illegal manner. – reference.com.
    I think you got it now so carry on.

    Regards,
    #stopthecrap.

  20. Size Does Matter says:

    His hair is also going through a difficult period. Must be systemic.

  21. Jayna says:

    There’s some good songs on the album and his vocals sound really great, and it’s more soul music than a straight R&B sound. His vocals are smokier, scratchier at times, which sound great. He’s more old school on this album. I’ve always followed him as an R&B singer before Blurred Lines, but he just did overkill on the album regarding Paula. Less is more and it would have been a really good album. And naming it Paula was stupid and manipulative. Still, I enjoy the album, although there are some weak songs on it. It has way more energy to it than I thought it was going to have, not put to all slow, depressing music at all. It has really big sonics to it. I can disassociate myself from the whole Paul shtick to the album and just enjoy it. I like a lot of douches’ music. LOL

  22. Wallamalooo says:

    I just can’t forgive that font. 😛

  23. Malificent says:

    Baby please give me a little hole?
    I’d say this whole problem started because he was already getting a little hole….

  24. ella says:

    He reminds me of one of the cats I had growing up… teeny little head and progressively larger body, so he looked like a cartoon. My kitty’s arms (legs) worked right, tho.

  25. BunnyBabe says:

    Can we just go back to the “Lost Without You” days? I used to love his music. Associating with Miley is certain career death. I don’t recommend it to anyone.

  26. Lord of the rings says:

    I think he kind of looks like George Michael in the first pic.

  27. Jaded says:

    This guy has the emotional/sexual maturity of a pubescent schoolboy.

    Go away, grow the f*ck up and stop being such a filthy, misogynistic tw-t. No amount of public grovelling can fix your issues.

  28. Triple Cardinal says:

    I remember reading somewhere several weeks ago of Robin inviting himself over to Paula’s new place and of him hearing her “entertaining” a fellow through the open windows of her bedroom. There were also pap photos of Robin. The text said he was becoming agitated at the thought of Paula being sexually involved with someone new. Friends eventually got him to leave.

    But he was — allegedly — listening in at her bedroom window.

  29. Nat says:

    “I’m a man. I messed up. And I had to lie for a while, and then I stopped lying. That was actually good for me, because I was tired of lying. So this whole album is me revealing everything.”

    Here’s what I get from that: “I have a dick, let me just remind everyone I am a man with a penis because that is somehow relevant to the fact that I’m a cheating scumbag. I HAD to lie for a while… I didn’t have a choice, my aforementioned dick just went off and did its thing and I HAD to cover for it. BUT THEN I STOPPED (I’ll take my rewards in cookies or stickers please). It was good because I was tired of lying so once doing the right thing became the easiest thing I did it, yay for me! Now I wrote an album about it to make money, everyone go buy it”

    • MaiGirl says:

      NAILED IT!!! Essentially, he felt entitled, as a man, to be a dog. But the stray canine life wasn’t what it was cracked up to be, and so he’s sowwy baby! Can’t you see that despite all the lies, he’s sincere now? He wrote a whole album where every song is about his one true love. Now give this sensitive, heartfelt little f–ker a Grammy, y’all!

  30. Emily C. says:

    I’m so glad that the entire world now sees him for the creepy douche he has always been. I feel bad for Paula, but mostly I am cackling. It’s far too rare that a male celebrity actually has to pay for being a horrible to women.

  31. Sozual says:

    I liked the song GET HER BACK and I like this song too. I still wont take time to listen to the album snippets until hes done acting ridiculous in public. Until hes done with trying to win someone back that gave him multiple chances. From what I read, even though they met in high school they did break up while they were dating at times so.

  32. Caz says:

    Did Thicke really think an open marriage wouldn’t implode?

    #RobinThickeisreallythick

    Kudos to Paula’s PR team…Paula saying nothing during this enduring fiasco is earning her massive respect from the public & media.