Here are some photos from the Global Ocean Gala in Monte Carlo last night. Prince Albert of Monaco has several big causes, and the environment and protecting the oceans are two of his biggest (he’s also a huge supporter of the Olympics and the Red Cross). You know the Global Ocean Gala was important because Princess Charlene even came out for it. And good lord, she looks like she’s been “medicated.” Her gown is terrible, as is her makeup. And hair, for the matter.
The big story from the Ocean Gala was that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom attended… and this is their first time making a coupled-up red carpet appearance. They’ve been at the same events before, and Orlando has even been Katy’s “date” at some events, but she’s never let him walk the red carpet with her, which is sort of funny. She’s like “actually I don’t want to remind people that we’re together, we cool?” Katy’s hair, makeup and gown are also hideous, almost like she was really trying to look as awful as Charlene.
Oooh, look at Pierre Casiraghi and his wife Beatrice Casiraghi. She’s crazy-beautiful, but her terrible gown made me laugh. Even beautiful women sometimes choose terrible clothes.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Her hair…
Why does she insist on keeping that haircut? It is just so awful on her.
Terrible, so unflattering.
If she would stop bleaching it, it wouldn’t be nearly as bad. Like – it COULD be cute. But the combo of the extreme cut and the bad coloring is just a huge mess. I don’t even like her but I’m like “KATY. WHY.”
Katy Perry is a natural blond (although not a very pronounced one, so there may still be bleach involved.)
I don’t mind the hair on her, but I do think it calls for edgier styling. If you’re going rock and roll on the hair, follow it through with the rest of your look.
Katy looks so much better with dark hair. It just works well with her eyes and complexion. That said, she obviously is having fun with this hair and may go back to dark one day.
I like her cut. She’s having fun with it. No harm to anyone else.
I had no idea Katy was so tall! I don’t love either gown, but I think she and Charlene both look elegant.
That is….. the ugliest dress…. atually both of those peach ones are.
Its that dress that both Dorothy and Blanche bought (S3 E12), only 10x worse and picasso’d to hell
Why would you choose something so timed and trendy to an important meeting… and I agree, Katy’s face is so rough and aged by that haircut.
The bottom of Katie’s dress is like the one that Dorothy and Blanche both bought…but the top is different…and the color was sherbet…I thought that dress was AWFUL on BOTH of them (but better on Dorothy, because of her statuesque height)…however, Katie’s is so bad…I’m rethinking my opinion!!!!
Seriously…it’s a bunch of not GOOD dresses and hairstyles in those photos….
Don’t like her hair nor his tbh.
Katys haircut is so bad and charlenes right behind it. Stahp
Katy to Charlene: Help. Get me out of this relationship.
Charlene: Ma petite, he’s not royal, and you’re not even married. You can just break up. Run for it. Run for all of us who can’t.
Charlene’s dress came to the party, but not her face… no visible makeup, signs of life.
I shouldn’t read anything into the fact that her dress was a fancy muumuu, should I?
I had that EXACT SAME THOUGHT. I hate womb watch, and I am terrible at it. But with Princess Charlene, I truly thought she was pregnant. I actually love her dress. Would wear 100%.
Wait ..katy and orlando are still together?
When did Orlando start morphing into Josh Brolin? And I’m definitely on the “Katy’s hair is AWFUL” train. I’m not too crazy about the dress, either. Maybe if it weren’t for the weird silver sleeves it wouldn’t be so terrible. Still bad, just not so terrible.
He lost all of his hot!
Yup. That’s what I came here to say. OB is not aging well at all.
Charlene’s eyes used to be sad- now they’re just vacant…
Seems I’m the only one who likes her with the short cut.WTF is wearing Beatrice Borromeo?
For some reason, dresses that bind women’s arms to their sides make me sad.
Hie is with her for PR. No one talks about him.
Pierre’s shoes made me laugh.
I like Charlene’s dress -I have a weakness for capes of any kind-**runs away to hide behind computer**…..**pokes head back out** the dress would be better if it were more form fitting though **runs back to hide again** 🙂
Agree
I don’t love her haircut in photos. But I saw her in concert a few weeks ago and we were close to the front. She is so pretty, and her hair (even though it was green) actually looked cute.
Man, she really does not know how to let things go, does she?
I actually don’t mind Beatrice’s dress. It’s oddball, but it’s at least FUN and interesting.
Wow, they all look dreadful. You know you did wrong when the best dressed and most pleasant appearing person in a picture is the guy named Albert.
Honestly that top photo makes Orlando look like Bloated Johnny Depp. How ironic.
They really all look sick and unhealthy, like they’re all dealing with stomach flu and barely there.
Beatrice is so naturally beautiful, she actually makes that dress look good.
THANK YOU! Her hair is god awful. I rarely comment but it is so unflattering.
They all look like maternity dresses to me. Bad ones. Katie should ditch the bleach for good, the hair doesn’t suit her at all.
I mean, Charlene is giving me dolphin vibes weirdly enough, so if that is the look she was going for, might as well pull it out for your husband’s Ocean Gala!
I think Charlene looks fine! She’s not OTT at any time so I don’t expect to see her looking heavily made up or super-fashiony. I do like the gown on the other “royal” … it’s funky and fun. Katy looks like hell. That Hail Caesar haircut is terrible. Her dress isn’t exciting either although I do like the arms. Orly not looking so hot either. Something is wrong when Albert looks better!
What the hell happened to Orly? His face looks like a foot all of a sudden. Is it the lack of hair??
He’s totally lost ALL the hot. There is none left.
Did it specify on the invitations “Black tie for men, ugly dresses for women”?
And Orlando is morphing into Antonio Banderas.
Right? Those are hideous.
Why are they both so orange?
Not a smile anywhere. Pitiful. Are they all related to Trump? All the grim faces. I guess all that money has taken their smiles away.
Can we talk about the lack of chemistry between these two? I get that they are in the presence of royalty and all, but honestly Orly at least act like you know her, let alone definitely seen her in the buff! LOL Me thinks he’s just NOT that into her.
Is Beatrice wearing a Swatch?
I actually like all of these dresses! Love the wave-like glitter on Charlene’s, and the construction off Katy’s is really interesting. I’d prefer a different color of poofiness on Beatrice’s top but I think the dress style is really cool.
However I agree Katy’s makeup. It reminds me of the girls I went to high school work in the 80s. Too tan, and the lipstick is too pink. I’ve always liked her short hair but it would be nice to see a change.
Do they all have bad teeth? No one is smiling big and showing their pearly whites? Is that an English thing
I think it’s just at the moment that they weren’t smiling big. Katy Perry has a big beautiful smile. Her teeth are very white and straight. I don’t know if she has had cosmetic dental work done but I can tell that she whitens them regularly.