Tom Cruise is a Scientologist wingnut who never sees his youngest child because his “church” doesn’t allow it. But today, I actually had a pang of sympathy for him. Tom Cruise is mostly just minding his own f–king business these days. So imagine you’re Tom Cruise, just minding your own business, and one day Justin Bieber tweets this:
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019
Tom Cruise is 56 years old and by the looks of things, still in pretty good shape. Justin Bieber is 25 years old and maybe 100 lbs soaking wet. Can we not? Can we not live in a world where rando pop stars are like “I CHALLENGE TOM CRUISE TO A FIGHT!” And this: “Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down.” Toxic bro, toxic masculinity, just toxic. Stepping up to a man who is older than his father and then basically calling Tom a p-ssy ahead of time? Are we really doing this?
Speaking of toxic, Conor McGregor responded, bizarrely.
If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out! https://t.co/TxsH9KUyFg— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019
So here we are. In the year 2019, I actually have a pang of sympathy for Tom Cruise. And seriously, how badly is Justin Bieber’s rehabilitation going?
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What kind of nonsense is this?
Perhaps a UFC fighter or boxer should make the same demands of Bieber.
Is Bieber on some sort of drug? How random is this? Also I would bet that old man Tom could still beat the brakes off this punk.
Can Tom have the movie rights to the ass kicking?
I reaaaaally don’t want to hear anything from McGregor right now. The stories coming out of Dublin about what happened to a young woman at his party before Christmas are genuinely distressing.
This! McGregor is terrible.
I’d love to hear what Dana White would have to say about this.
Bizarre. Do alleged Christians pick fights for no apparent reason. I don’t think much of either character but it just shows that Beiber is still nothing but a punk. Always was and always will be one.
This is so random…
Anyway, here to voice one of my pet peeves: people who write “your” when they actually mean “you’re”. The lack of apostrophe where there MUST be one also makes me nervous.
P.S.: Cruise will never have my sympathy. Even if he leaves that cult. The damage he’s already done by belonging, advertising, profiting and recruiting people to said cult is irreversible (in my opinion).
“P.S.: Cruise will never have my sympathy. Even if he leaves that cult. The damage he’s already done by belonging, advertising, profiting and recruiting people to said cult is irreversible (in my opinion).”
amen, my fellow CB-er.
Agreed. Cruise has done damage through this cult, though he himself is also damaged by this cult.
I mean, according to Scientology, Tom Cruise can fly and has X-ray vision so this fight with Bieber should be a walk in the park for him!
Exactly!
But Biebs has GOD on his side!
This ought to be good!!! God vs Xenu!!!
Cruise is a massive numpty and so is Bieber so they’re equals in that sense…
A “massive numpty” … I enjoy this description so, so much. I know a massive numpty. XO
Well said, The Crumpled Horn. Numpties are as numpties do. Cruise is worse than Bieber, but Bieber is a massive plonker, so… Go for it.
Tis not very ‘godly’ of him… He sounds desperate. Lemme guess, it’s after midnight and everyone is brainstorming when this relevance nugget was thrown in the hat.
In any case, Cruise, and everyone else on the planet, should never speak of this again. Oh how I wish crickets were actually achievable. But they’re not, so Tom should show up in a Bieber costume.
He sounds like he’s smoking weed with Conor McGregor and thought this was a good idea. SMH
On a related note, Biebs has been out for a decade? Because he looks like he’s had a horribly hard life in those past 10 years. Geez. He looks like he’s been working in coal mines or North Korean style hard manual labor for his whole life. Hyperbole, but still…
It is interesting how Bieber’s “Christianity” allows for this call to violence mixed with unprovoked insults.
Psssst…. do you think someone should tell Bieber that Tom Cruise fights in movies…. which aren’t real?!?
Tom Cruise probably knew all about it… Grudge Match 2019 coming to an HBO near you for the low price of $199!!
“your scared”? I thought Canada’s education system was alleged to be far superior to ours?
He dropped out and moved to the States so …
Boom!!
i don’t think the Beebs is a shining example of our educational system in Canada, I’m pretty sure he dropped out pretty young or was homeschooled by his mom
Tom Cruise would wipe the floor with Justin Bieber. TC is scary intense and has done all his own stunts… JB what are you thinking??
Is Bieber challenging Tom Cruise because he can’t think of any other famous person who is shorter than him? I feel like he’s doing this just so he can seem tall in his lifts (shoes) by comparison.
Is it wrong for me to want this to happen and to pray for mutually assured destruction?
probably, but I’ll be ride beside you on the way to hell.
Lol, can you squeeze me in? Puleezzz
No, of course it’s not wrong! Let them at each other, and then send in Saint Kimmie K to mop up the tears.
Wtf? Like, on any other occasion I’d love to see Tom Cruise get the smug slapped off his face, but in this one? Team Tom. Kick his punk ass old man!
So bizarre. Biebs actually believes TC does his own stunts. tbh Biebs is probably angling for a cameo in the next MI movie. I’m amazed his 20 something self actually knows who 50 something Cruise is. I love this crazy story. It came out of nowhere.
I’m embarrassed for everyone involved in this mess.
I’m embarrassed for absolutely everyone who has ever been on the internet. As should we all be.
Mk Biebs… go ahead and get your ass kicked by Tom Cruise. If we’re doing vile, low-life celebrity boxing can Chris Brown vs Mike Tyson be next?
Have y’all seen Jared Padalecki’s response?! 😂😂
Well, Jared is Jack Reacher height, so I’m cool with it. (In my head, Jack Reacher is played by Kevin Durand)
Orlando Bloom would be happy to take him up on it.
I am no fan of Tom Cruise and I’m Canadian. But I hope this happens AND that Cruise kicks this little punk’s ass. Someone should have done it a long time ago. Too many people have told Bieber that he matters, when even HE knows it’s not true.