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Just FYI: Lizard-man Stephen Miller is dating an actual human woman

  • September 19, 2019

  • By Kaiser
  • Stephen Miller

White House policy advisor

The turnover is so high in the Trump administration, it’s not even worth discussing when some underling is fired and replaced in a few weeks’ time. It’s barely even news when Trump fires a member of his Cabinet or senior staff at this point – something like half of the Cabinet and half of the national security senior staff are all temps or “acting deputy secretary” of whatever. It’s also worth noting that Mike Pence’s veep staff has a high turnover, although not as high as Trump’s. So it wasn’t news that Pence has just hired a young woman named Katie Waldman to be his new press secretary. That alone is only newsworthy because duh, Mother Pence will have to be in the room every time this young woman tries to have a meeting with Mother’s Husband. But then this happened:

Pence has hired Katie Waldman, 27, to be his new press secretary, per NBC. She was a spokesperson for DHS under Nielsen, then comms director for Sen McSally. Also worth noting: Waldman is dating Stephen Miller https://t.co/ESjkw3fbyC

— Nick Miroff (@NickMiroff) September 19, 2019

Stephen Miller? THAT Stephen Miller? The lizard man who murders hobos and hookers in his downtime and tries to create a fourth reich in his profession? THAT Stephen Miller is dating a flesh-and-blood human woman? And Miller clearly got his girlfriend a job as press secretary to Mother’s Husband.

Also: Waldman was previously the “public defender of the Trump administration’s policy of family separations as deputy press secretary at the Department of Homeland Security.” Meaning, she’s the a–hole who became the face of putting babies in cages. Now it all makes sense. She and Miller are cut from the same lizard cloth.

Ladies, imagine trying to kiss this. Imagine this man touching you. *hork*

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  1. MC2 says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Annndddd….I will now not be having sex today.

    • Vava says:
      September 19, 2019 at 10:50 am

      hahahaha

    • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:
      September 19, 2019 at 10:52 am

      Forget sex… my breakfast just came up 🤢🤮

      • Kristina says:
        September 20, 2019 at 12:34 pm

        Screw breakfast, after looking at his mug I may never eat again.

  2. minx says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:09 am

    There’s not enough money in the world….

    • Elisabeth says:
      September 19, 2019 at 10:12 am

      not even with a rented one

  3. skeptical says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Nonsense. Fake news. Miller bought her fair and square.

  4. Jerusha says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Eeeeewwwwwww!🤢🤮
    But, seriously, some people are made for each other. A match made in Hell, in fact.

    • Em says:
      September 19, 2019 at 1:54 pm

      Yeah I didn’t get it until I read that she defended the separation policy. Clearly they are cut from the same soiled cloth.
      Just gross.

      • The Other Katherine says:
        September 20, 2019 at 4:35 am

        Indeed. I do NOT feel sorry for her, Miller proudly wears his evil on his sleeve.

        On a shallow note, I cannot believe he is more than a decade younger than me. He has to be the oldest-looking 34-y.o. in the world.

  5. Christin says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:15 am

    We really need a love triangle story. Maybe one where Katie is just the beard?

    Seriously, what will a 20-something do to advance their career? Apparently things no one else would want to do.

  6. GR says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:17 am

    They sound perfect for each other. Just pray they don’t breed.

    • Original T.C. says:
      September 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

      Yep and she’s described as having a “strong personality “ like Nazi Miller. The “very pro-Trump” description makes me wonder if she’s also a Trump spy to report any moves Pence is taking to become President after Trump. Something we found out recently that Trump is against!(Puts on tin foil hat).

  7. Lala11_7 says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:17 am

    There will ALWAYS be lovely….fresh young women willing to sacrifice themselves to ensure the altar of Whyte Supremacy burns long and bright….

    • Erinn says:
      September 19, 2019 at 10:22 am

      Scary, isn’t it?

      Part of me is kind of like “well, lets keep all that evil in one place instead of spreading it out more”.

      Like on the IT Crowd where Moss is like “I’ll put this over here, with the rest of the fire”.

      • Lala11_7 says:
        September 19, 2019 at 10:25 am

        I LOVE…the “IT Crowd”!!!!

        “Did you turn your computer off and on?”

      • Erinn says:
        September 19, 2019 at 10:27 am

        ahahahah I work in tech – I’m a developer/designer now, but for a time I was taking support calls for website changes. You don’t even know how many times I asked customers that – with glee.

    • Jerusha says:
      September 19, 2019 at 10:28 am

      Once all the collaborators are brought to justice I hope they shave their heads, the way the French did, so they’ll be easily recognized.

      • Betsy says:
        September 19, 2019 at 1:57 pm

        Épuration légale, I believe it’s called, and I agree. But I hope that there are real serious ramifications for the ringleaders. No way should McConnell and Ryan and Trump and Kellyanne Conway et all get away with it.

        A lil Miss Eva Braun, eh? Yuck.

  8. Melissa says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:20 am

    *hork* is the TLDR vsn

  9. girl_ninja says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Wow. This is so mean. How could you call him a Lizard man? Lizards don’t deserve that insult.

    • Meg says:
      September 19, 2019 at 8:01 pm

      Lol

    • Hotsauceinmybag says:
      September 20, 2019 at 10:34 am

      lmao

  10. stepup says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:28 am

    If anybody was doubtful before, I think we can now all agree that we ARE living in a simulation and something has gone seriously awry.

  11. TheOriginalMia says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Birds of a feather flock together. Of course, he would date someone as equally repulsive as him.

  12. DS9 says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:41 am

    I look forward to seeing the passel of Goebbels children running about…

    • Tourmaline says:
      September 19, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      and we know THAT didn’t end too well….

      • It’sJustBlanche says:
        September 19, 2019 at 1:57 pm

        Let’s hope they’re both sterile and resistant to IVF drugs.

  13. Ruyana says:
    September 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

    She must be loaded to the brim with self hatred.

  14. Malificent says:
    September 19, 2019 at 11:16 am

    I get visions of them converting the bunker under the White House into a breeding lair for thousands of snake-headed babies. They’ll have to send Sigourney Weaver in to clean in out.

  15. Rice says:
    September 19, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    LOL! Yeah, right. Pretty sure she’s a lizard underneath.

  16. Meg says:
    September 19, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    These people are monsters so I’m totally fine being superficial: Google this woman, she’s not unattractive-what on Earth is she doing with him? Their insides are just equally as ugly as each other so I guess that’s what she sees in him

  17. Fluffy Princess says:
    September 19, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. 🤢🤢 Even if Bezos offered up all of his money—– Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Cretins — at least they found each other. So gross.

  18. Liz version 700 says:
    September 19, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    To quote one of my favorite posts on here “nope, not today Satan!”

  19. raincoaster says:
    September 19, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Is this the one who was dating the Russian spy earlier?

  20. holly hobby says:
    September 19, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    I actually googled Katie. She doesn’t look white enough for lizard man and his ilk. I’m surprised. I’m surprised someone would date him. I always thought he was the creepy albino monk in da vinci code.

    • km says:
      September 20, 2019 at 8:46 am

      I googled her too and thought the same thing. What on earth is going on!?!?!?

  21. Tw says:
    September 19, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    She is 27. I can’t. This administration is a joke. And the scary thing is – Iran knows it.

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