“Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez were out & about in Paris this week” links

Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez went to dinner in Paris, and they also attended the VivaTech conference. I can’t imagine having all that money and getting such terrible cosmetic work. [Just Jared]
Industry media really needs to stop interviewing Armie Hammer. [Socialite Life]
I love Wagner Moura & Greta Lee but this movie looks bad. [LaineyGossip]
Joseph Duggar can’t have unsupervised visits with his kids. Good. [Starcasm]
Is The Vampire Lestat headed towards familiar territory? [Pajiba]
Kristin Scott Thomas looked great in Monaco! [Go Fug Yourself]
Inevitably, they’re using Pokemon to train military drones. [OMG Blog]
Jennifer Lopez’s Aje sack dress. [RCFA]
I’m sure people will have fun, but I would probably have a breakdown if I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Sphere. [Seriously OMG]
We haven’t heard about Adele & Rich Paul in a minute. Hm. [Hollywood Life]
Donald Trump is isolated & gross at the G7 Summit. [Buzzfeed]

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  1. Mrs.Krabapple Mrs.Krabapple says:

    I’ve always thought Kristin Scott Thomas was so beautiful and a good actor too . . . but she’s a Roman Polanski supporter, so shes a big “nope” for me now

  2. Seraphina Seraphina says:

    Ick. He’s looking as unrecognizable as his trophyho.

    • Mayp Mayp says:

      In that close-up header photo she is giving Jocelyn Wildenstein (when she was younger & starting to look like Catwoman)

  3. Coopers Coopers says:

    THIS. This is what kills me about Lauren Sanchez. I hate her style and taste level, but different strokes for different folks at this point. But HOW can you have all the money in the world and end up with your face looking like that?!?

    • Normades Normades says:

      Maybe they’re so out of touch with reality she thinks she looks good and that any criticism is because she thinks people are jealous of her. She’s also styled by Law Roach who doesn’t take any clients now except Zendaya so she must be throwing BIG money at him just to look tacky and cheap.

      • Coopers Coopers says:

        Omg I didn’t know that!! He must be laughing all the way to the bank 🤣

      • BeanieBean BeanieBean says:

        Law Roach put her in those horse-hoof shoes?!

      • Normades Normades says:

        I doubt he does the day to day (she probably has a full timer for that) but he did her met gala look which was the worst of that specific theme.
        And I don’t get it either. She was so pretty even with some minor work in her younger years but this is full out cat face now

      • Normades Normades says:

        Claire Foy killed the Madame X reference. Madame Bezos just looked like a blowup doll with one strap hanging

    • Josephine Josephine says:

      I’ve said it before, but I think so many of these republicant men like when their women look like robots with feminine bodies (i.e., large-chested) but masculine facial features. All of those heavy jawlines and weird, heavy brow bones. All of the butchering these women do to themselves really does show the power in the relationship. It’s gross.

      • Normades Normades says:

        It’s not called Maga face for nothing

      • SarahCS SarahCS says:

        Every time I come back to her face and body looking exactly how he wants them to, this isn’t her call (beyond agreeing to do it all). He bought this for himself.

    • Mrs. Smith Mrs. Smith says:

      Honestly it’s HIS face work that bothers me more. He looks terrible with all the filler.

    • Tashiro Tashiro says:

      Agreed. She was much better looking before.

  4. Normades Normades says:

    I love Adele and Rich Paul is such a smart guy so I hope they’re ok

  5. Tiffany Tiffany says:

    They really just won’t let us forget they exist will they?

  6. fwiw fwiw says:

    Is Jeff wearing a nose ring??

    • mightymolly mightymolly says:

      Wut? He’s a cool, fun guy.

    • Normades Normades says:

      I think that’s just his facial hair

    • CatGotMyTongue CatGotMyTongue says:

      WTAF is wrong with having a nose ring, chile?

      • Noo Noo says:

        IMO nothing at all wrong with having a nose ring. Jeff Bezos the techo-fascist however is wrong on every level of this dimension and all other dimensions.

        Therefore we deduce that if a nose ring were to be attached to Jeff Bezos it would also be wrong. Thank you for attending introduction to logic 201.

  7. irisrose irisrose says:

    I hope the French spit on the Gnome and his blowup doll.

  8. Chaine Chaine says:

    yikes! they both look like puppets! J-Lo’s sack dress is beautiful, though. Definitely a change of pace from her usual and I like it.

  9. jferber jferber says:

    So much to unpack. I confused Josh and Joseph Duggar and thought Joseph was in jail already, but that’s Josh. Super-glad Joseph can’t see his kids alone and I hope his deluded wife abides by that (what happens if he “commands” her to let him see them alone?)

    I love Adele and Rich Paul together and always have. I think they just click.

    I think Lauren Sanchez is beginning to understand her true situation re: her fcked up face. Last time I saw a photo, she was wearing sunglasses and her lips looked a normal size. I think she’s desperately trying to undo the weirdness of her face that she’s probably just realizing at long last.

    The whole world knows what a deplorable mofo Trump is. I’ll look up pics and see how they (hopefully) mistreated him. He deserves every snub and insult.

    • Lucy Lucy says:

      The part that chilled me in this article about Joseph is that he evicted his in laws in March, when he got arrested. The rumor is that the victim is a younger sister of his wife.

      • Lucky Charm Lucky Charm says:

        Yes, one of her younger sisters and they evicted her parents out of their house as retaliation for going to the cops. And before they evicted them they shut off all the utilities. Why his wife would agree to do that to her parents and younger siblings is just really sad.

  10. Tn Democrat Tn Democrat says:

    1. The purpose of their plastic surgery isn’t to make them look natural and refreshed. The purpose is to mark themselves as members of the billionaires boys club and members of the “elite” with dystopian intentions. Being uber wealthy doesn’t mean you are uber smart, sane or self-aware. 2. Is everyone who conspired, enabled and protected Josh also being investigated/prosecuted and banned from having unsupervised contact with children? 3. Jennifer’s dress and styling are really good. She has had several misses lately. I like the 60s/70s retro looks better than the recent Edwardian cosplay we have been seeing elsewhere. 4. I have an elderly relative who recently discovered Rocky Horror and has been bewatching it constantly. Tim Curry is a treasure and it just brings me joy every time I find them watching that movie. 5. The image of mango isolated and ignored on that stage will live in infamy. He has destroyed everything he has ever touched and watching him get the cold shoulder by countries that should be our firm allies is both hilarious for him and horrifying for the USA long term.

  11. Jferber Jferber says:

    TN Democrat, I always enjoy reading your comments. You are an astute and highly analytical Celebitch. You add a lot to the conversation.☺️

  12. Barbara Barbara says:

    That Adele article reads like AI (or do I just see it everywhere now)

  13. Danielle Danielle says:

    The Vampire Lestat is SO good! More people should be watching it.

  14. therese therese says:

    You took the words right out of my brain. Every time I see Lauren Sanchez, I immediately think why? Did she do that before she married her husband and before she had access to his wealth? I think she is trying to be taken more seriously. I’ve seen her awful globes covered up more, and she might be trying to dress more tastefully. But that face. Nothing she can do to undo that non surgically. We have seen many women who have undone some bad work, and I hope she gets in to see whoever did the Kardashian mom and Lindsey Lohan. Can something like this even be undone? I wonder if she reads what people say about her dreadful face and boobs and taste.