I’m not a particularly seafaring person. I grew up inland, hundreds of miles away from the ocean. The sea is not in my blood, but even I know that there are extremely necessary written and unwritten rules to sea travel. One of the biggest rules is: when a nearby vessel sends a distress call, you better direct your boat to help. The Coast Guard can’t always get there in time, and there are hundreds, if not thousands, of recent examples where civilian or commercial boats answered a distress call and provided aid to people on another vessel. Well, last week, a small skiff sent out a distress call off the Alaskan coast. A small cruise ship got to the skiff and provided help. But there was a catch: Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht was much closer to the skiff, and Zuckerberg’s yacht did absolutely nothing.
A small cruise ship operating in Southeast Alaska made an unexpected detour on Monday night to help a 21-foot skiff that ran out of fuel between Petersburg and Juneau. Michael Love, a software developer from New York City, was a passenger aboard the cruise ship and described the event on social media.
What got his attention the most wasn’t the rescue itself — it was when the captain announced that the yacht of billionaire Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg was closer and hadn’t answered the radio call for help.
“There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this,” he said in a post on the social media network Bluesky. Vessel tracking services in the area back up that account — they show the $300 million, 387-foot yacht Launchpad slowing to a halt outside Farragut Bay as the UnCruise Adventures ship Wilderness Legacy steams around and past the Launchpad, stops at the apparent site of the skiff, then tows it into sheltered Farragut Bay. Through a Bluesky message, Love said it was nice to be on a boat that was engaging with its surroundings in a positive way.
“Frankly, if I was Mark Zuckerberg I would be absolutely ecstatic at a chance to do something helpful for someone in need and maybe get some good PR out of it,” he said.
Social media accounts responding to Love’s account accused the yacht’s crew of violating international agreements that mandate aid from the nearest ship to one in distress. According to the U.S. Coast Guard and the Marine Exchange of Alaska, which monitors ship traffic in Alaska, there was no distress call — just a general request for assistance.
Coast Guard Public Affairs Specialist Shannon Shepard said by email that the Coast Guard heard the call for help just after 9:30 p.m. Monday night. “At approximately 9:56 p.m., the Coast Guard determined they were not in distress and issued a marine assistance request broadcast on their behalf,” she said. John Hollingsworth is the chief operations officer of the Marine Exchange, which is based in Juneau and repeated the broadcast.
“We did assist the Coast Guard with callouts on our radio and (were) able to hail the Wilderness Legacy who ended up rendering assistance,” he said. “From my experience, I know that situations like this contain myriad details for the vessels involved, so the AIS (tracking) snippet you obtained only reveals one of those details,” he said by email. “I do know that Wilderness Legacy is an UnCruise vessel and is very familiar with Alaska waters, so that may have contributed to them rendering assistance quickly.”
No information was available Friday about who may have been aboard the Launchpad on Monday evening. The Launchpad has been in Southeast Alaska for much of the summer.
“Vessel tracking services in the area back up that account — they show the $300 million, 387-foot yacht Launchpad slowing to a halt outside Farragut Bay as the UnCruise Adventures ship Wilderness Legacy steams around and past the Launchpad.” WTF?? Not only did Zuckerberg’s Launchpad not help the vessel, they came to a stop and watched as a cruise ship passed them to provide assistance to the distressed skiff? And yes, I see the part about the skiff not sending out a distress signal but rather a request for assistance. I don’t care – the Launchpad still should have come to the skiff’s aid. These billionaires and their big, dumb toys – imagine sitting on your $300 million yacht and refusing to provide aid to another vessel.
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I have our chant when the revolution comes….
Eat the rich, piss on their graves, shit on their bones.
Kinda catchy, no?
🤣🤣🤣
very, i literally snort laughed my coffee
If we “eat the rich”, the chant should be “shit out their bones”..no?😅
Billionaires have the mind set of serial 💀…it’s as simple & deplorable as that💔🌎💔
Yes, I have been saying this for years now. Billionaires are psychopaths.
He is truly a disgusting human. Both he and his wife need to go down. I hope I’m around to see it.
I wonder if he was on the yacht and told the captain not to respond, or if he just hires people who are as awful as himself and wouldn’t help anyway.
Zuckerberg’s rep says he wasn’t on the yacht, but what’s the difference?
Zuckerberg’s yacht was just in the mood for an Alaskan tour?
As a lifetime Great Lakes boater ignoring a distress call is unheard of you have to have a very black soul for that…
I seem to remember there are two distinct calls for assistance in boating. If you’re in immediate distress, in other words you are sinking or there’s a fire on board m, the radio call would be “mayday”. If it is not urgent – like out of fuel but you’re not in danger of sinking or washing into the rocks, the radio call is “pan pan”. That may be why the coverage quotes the authorities that it wasn’t an emergency.
Either way it doesn’t change the fact that Mark Zuckerberg is a raging piece of human excrement and absolutely should’ve assisted the other vessel. Someone educated in maritime law could say if it’s actually a law, a rule, or simply humanity, but there is certainly an understanding between boaters – even recreational boaters which I am – that if somebody puts out a call for help you go.
It tracks with the poor excuse of a human being that mark zuckerberg is. I hope the energy that he gives out to the world comes back to him in spades.
IKarma really needs to bite this guy’s ass big time. Let’s see what happens when he’s in this situation – say in the middle of the Pacific.
I used to assume this guy’s wife was a genuine person who married her college sweetheart and was just a frog in boiling water by the time she had spent a decade with a billionaire whose net contribution to human society is metastasising adolescent insecurity and social anxiety, but…. Priscilla has had years to wake the f*ck up and take her kids and her estimable professional qualifications and leave this spineless deplorable to wallow in his own overcompensating bilge. And she hasn’t. FWIW my younger brother was at primary & secondary school with the Winklevoss twins whom Suckerburg paid off after he stole their idea. They were the type of people he *wanted* to be. And they are — in real life — much more intelligent, polished, mature, and generally possessed of greater integrity. What an utter twat.
Thanks for this.
WELL, I always say this, if you’re morally capable of getting your success the way Mark did, then you’re bankrupt soul is capable of anything, and you CANNOT be trusted.
He definitely has a humanity chip missing.
Lifelong boat owner and ocean lover here. This is atrocious. Ignoring a distress call from another vessel can easily lead to loss of lives. He really is a boil on a humanity, and the captain of his yacht should have gone to aid that vessel anyway. I am enjoying that the cruise ship passengers all booed Zuck long and loudly. We all know these oligarchs cannot handle public booing.
I’m laughing that an actual cruise ship seems to have called out Zuckerberg ‘s yacht! It sounds like they had maneuver a whole ass cruise ship around it, too. Hope there’s audio!
As to the distinction between a call for “assistance” or a “distress call”, I think if you are notifying the coast guard in those kind of waters, it’s probably something serious. Maybe those with more experience can chime in?
That is one of my highlights of the story too – that the cruise ship Captain gave tea service on the intercom.
The laws of the sea being broken with impunity. This is also not a good sign for us and I’m grateful the Captain made this very public.
Imagine sitting in your bunker and doing nothing to save people outside
This is who this socially inept nerd Zuckerberg is. He will never be a hero
Disgraceful.
Something seriously wrong with these super wealthy and the people they surround themselves with – a lack of basic humanity. It’s exposing the demons that roam the earth.
I’m shocked.
Said no one ever.
Meanwhile in Alberta, our premier is giving away farmland for his AI data centres …. He’s been blocking Canadian news for four or five years now.