Eva Mendes, drunk-faced in red Gucci: lovely or too matchy?
Lindsay Lohan to clean at the morgue, appear on Tonight Show (update: video)
Nicolas Cage also dropped his 5-year-old while hammered in NOLA
“Jennifer Garner’s Dimple Parade goes to the toy store” links
Sarah Shahi bashes Paris Hilton on Twitter: “Horrible excuse for a human being”
Linnocent has a cracked-out, hyper-paranoid martyr complex
Chelsy Davy is going to be dressed inappropriately for the wedding, of course
Kelly Osbourne channels Helena Bonham Carter: lovely or fug?
Jodie Foster calls lower percentage of female directors “race psychology”
