Jennifer Lopez overcompensates, wears glorified burlap sack
Heidi Montag’s mom tells her to get psychological help
Demi Moore is insane, won’t even admit to dyeing her hair
Did Kristin Davis lose weight, or was she Photoshopped to hell?
Bret Michaels has slurred speech, blurred vision, still critical
Christina Aguilera will have you shot if you cough
Snooki slaps a guy and throws a drink in his face
Vincent Kartheiser lives in an LA home without a toilet, car or mirrors
One of Jesse James’ mistresses sends apology fax to Sandra Bullock
