Heidi Klum’s new hair: the hair equivalent of “mom jeans”?
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Roger Ebert’s wife on his illness & how people try to get her down
Kim Kardashian is in “danger” because she boned Cristiano Ronaldo
Christina Aguilera reminds us that she’s still around
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Larry King & his estranged wife are kinky, cheating bitches
Dancing With the Stars spoiler you’ve surely already heard
Dina Lohan: “Lindsay designs everything from soup to nuts.”
