Obama jokes that he got bumped from US Weekly cover by Jessica Simpson
Lindsay Lohan throws a fit on airplane, drinking again, fighting w/ Sam
Kirsten Dunst admits she doesn’t care how she looks
Britney Spears will cancel tour if her boys can’t come
Meryl Streep says she works ‘on behalf of all the old broads’
“Jennifer Hudson sings the Star Spangled Banner” morning links
Paris Hilton’s Gmail account hacked; Paris stands in puke
