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Katie Holmes’ H. Stern jewelry ads: truly sexy or just a topless zombie?
These days, I think most of us have realized that Katie Holmes is much more of a model than an actress. That is, we’re all aware of Katie’s artistic shortcomings unless we just happen to be Tom Cruise, who believes that Katie is “amazing” in all capacities and probably was the midget behind Variety’s decision […]
AnnaLynne McCord tweeted a photo with her nip exposed: deliberate or mistake?
90210’s AnnaLynne McCord tweeted a photo of herself modeling a necklace with her nipple ever-so-slightly visible in the corner. (The photo above is the edited version.) When someone pointed out her mistake, AnnaLynne quickly thanked them and replaced the photo. It looks like a mistake, fueled by narcissism. Many outlets are reporting that AnnaLynne tweeted […]
Paris Hilton boasts about partying with Prince William & Harry: “Very nice boys”
Over the holidays, we discussed Paris Hilton’s reemergence as a cover girl – she did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair Spain, and for whatever reason, the whole thing made me nostalgic for a simpler time in the gossip universe. Like, remember when Paris Hilton was sort-of important? Remember when everyone had an opinion on […]
Most Popular Celebitchy Stories of 2011
Thank you so much for visiting, reading and commenting! Kaiser, Bedhead and I appreciate it and hope you’re having a great holiday. Let’s all raise our glasses to the year in gossip and best wishes for a happy scandalous 2012. Have an excellent New Year! Here are our most popular posts of 2011 based on […]
Lindsay Lohan’s leaked pictorial causes a major headache for Playboy
GO HERE to see Lindsay Lohan’s full NSFW Playboy pictorial. Just go and come back, because we have some things to discuss. You see, I didn’t talk about Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot on Friday for several reasons – first of all, the full photo shoot was leaked DAYS before Playboy wanted it released, and chances […]
J-Woww and her implants cover Maxim: Is she better than this?
Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and her fake rack cover the January issue of Maxim. Remember though, J-Woww still insists that she hasn’t had any plastic surgery on her face, and I mostly believe her, but she’s probably had some fillers and doesn’t really consider that to be surgery. As a laddie magazine, Maxim took their usual […]
“Linnocent will debut Playboy cover on Ellen, but here’s a preview right now” links
Linnocent will debut her Playboy cover on Ellen next week, but here‘s a preview. [ICYDK] Brad Pitt, George Clooney & many more do awesome villain videos. [NYT] Blind items! Khloe Kardashian totally isn‘t a Kardashian. [Dlisted] Stacy Keibler mentioned babies! It was nice knowing you, Cray-Cray. [LaineyGossip] State of Play on BBC America! The original, […]
Star: Katy Perry and Russell Brand beg Rihanna to get therapy and stop boozing
Before we get to the main part of this story, I wanted to quickly cover Russell Brand’s appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.” His spot hasn’t been televised yet (and should air at some point today, depending on your time zone), but we got a heads up on his interview. Again, the timing here is […]
Olivia Munn covers FHM, talks sex & video games, because that’s all she’s got
Olivia Munn “got” the cover of the new FHM UK. Because that’s who she is, honestly. She’s a model for men’s magazines – that’s her career pinnacle. The photos aren’t sexy to me, but I’d just like to point out how much I hate this photography style that Terry Richardson has really popularized – where […]
Scarlett Johansson covers Interview mag: boyish or still a sexy siren?
Scarlett Johansson covers the December issue of Interview magazine to promote her new film, We Bought a Zoo, which was directed by Cameron Crowe and has already drawn the ire of PETA. The film also stars Matt Damon, who, oddly enough, has just rubbed shoulders with PETA over his attendance at a bullfighting match. For […]
Miley Cyrus on her 19th birthday: I “smoke way too much f&*#ng weed”
It’s been about a year since Miley Cyrus’ huge bong scandal, wherein she smoked a weed-like substance in a video that was allegedly taken at her 18th birthday party. In the aftermath, Billy Ray’s mullet declared that he was so sad over the video and then went on to further discuss his related woes in […]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has “offers on the table,” is waiting “for the right script”
Rosie-Huntington Whiteley covers the November issue of German Vogue, and for those who’ve lamented that models (i.e., Gisele “Broccoli” Bundchen) shouldn’t sit for interviews with magazines, you’ll be happy to learn that Rosie does not breathe a word to accompany this photo spread. While I have still rustled up a few stories about her to […]