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Paz de la Huerta: “I consider myself one of the rare artists that are left”
Oh, joy. Paz de la Huerta has another interview and photo shoot. I know this is going to shock the world, but Paz took off her clothes for the photo shoot. She also cupped her dirty biscuit and played with her boobs (go here to see the full NSFW-ish shoot). So… pretty much a normal […]
Katie Price promotes her new TV show in an unusual getup: tacky?
I’m just going to start this post off with Katie Price fully clothed because I want you to take a moment to prepare your eyes for the oncoming assault. These are pics of Katie promoting her new television series in the UK, “Signed: By Katie Price”. Guess what it is? It’s a “talent search” where […]
Rihanna’s blonde-wiglet Armani ads: unfortunate or sexy?
Back in July, Armani announced that Megan Fox was no longer their official spokescrotch. Megan’s print and commercial ads for Armani – for Armani underwear, jeans and makeup – had been going from bad to worse, and her latest set of Asian-looking makeup ads seemed like the last straw. So, Armani replaced Megan with Rihanna. […]
“Katie Price launched a magazine, and wait ’til you see her outfit” links
Katie Price launches her own magazine, and this is what she wore. [A Socialite Life] The biggest problem on Abbie Cornish‘s dress is the neckline. [Go Fug Yourself] Sarah Jessica Parker drives a minivan? O RLY? [Jezebel] Wow, new Jennifer Garner bump photos. How shocking. [I’m Not Obsessed] Johnny Depp never ages. But he does […]
Linnocent has barely made a dent in her 360 hours of community service
This is just a little Linnocent post to get us going this damp Tuesday morning. Is it damp where you are? I’m nearly flooded out. So from rain-soaked sobriety to vodka-soaked crackheads, here’s some Linnocent. Radar reports that while Linnocent has been keeping up with her court-ordered shoplifting classes, she’s only done 45 hours of […]
Paz de la Huerta’s Agent Provocateur ad campaign: sleazy hot or just gross?
I am genuinely perplexed, people. Whenever Paz de la Huerta gives one of her crazy interviews or gets into a drunken fight, I get really excited. Even though I’d never want to be alone in the same room as this bitch, news of Paz genuinely makes me happy for some reason. And like many of […]
Rafael Nadal’s shirtless Armani ads: hot, uncomfortable or ratty?
I’m not a Rafael Nadal person. I’ve always preferred Roger Federer, as an athlete, as a gentleman, and just by comparative attractiveness. It’s not that Rafa is unattractive… he just doesn’t do it for me. I think he looks uncomfortable most of the time – like, the only time he ever looks in his element […]
Miley Cyrus has lost fans and revenue since sexing up her image
Remember when there was a huge controversy over then 15 year-old Miley Cyrus posing for Annie Liebowitz in Vanity Fair while wearing just a sheet? Everyone dissected the situation and questioned how her parents could leave her alone long enough for the famed photographer to get those too-sexy shots. Fast forward a few years and […]
Kate Moss hilariously shoved a kid into the sea in St. Tropez
Ever since Kate Moss got married, I’ve had a great deal of affection for her. She just looked so damn happy at her wedding, and it seems like London’s most famous Single Girl has finally found herself in a great relationship with a great guy, and all of the other stuff doesn’t matter so much. […]
Hugh Hefner: ‘I have sex on a weekly basis, it involves more than one partner’
Hugh Hefner is shown with the playmate of the year, Claire Sinclair, on 5/6/11 Last week Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride Crystal Harris went on Howard Stern to say that she’d never seen Hef naked, that they only had sex once and that it lasted 2 seconds. “He isn’t half as sexual as you’d think,” she […]
Kellan Lutz shows off Kellan Lutz’s magnificent body in new Kellan Lutzy ads
Kellan Lutz is so excited! Kellan Lutz is turned on right now, thinking about you thinking about Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz has the pleasure of presenting Kellan Lutz’s new ad campaign for Dylan George’s Abbot + Main “diffusion line”. Kellan Lutz co-designed these Kellan Lutzy jeans!!! Kellan Lutz knows that men AND ladies want an […]
“Raccoon McPantless is still doing her underage Lolita rocker thing” links
Raccoon McPantless is still doing her underage Lolita thing. [Evil Beet] Hack Ian Halperin is trying to take down Lady Gaga now. [PopBytes] Bow Wow‘s baby mama is mad as hell. [Bossip] Duchess Waity‘s upskirt on the tarmac. [IDLITW] Jessica Alba looks pissy and pregnant. And racially ambiguous. [The Blemish] David Hasselhoff got a part […]