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Former Playmate on group sex with Hef, stifling life in the mansion
The Daily Mail has published excerpts from a tell all memoir by former Playmate Izabella St James, who lived at the Playboy mansion starting in 2002, at the same time that the original Girls Next Door were there. I read the highlights at the Huffington Post, and was struck by how similar St. James’ account […]
“Bar Refaeli’s bikini body is absolutely insane” links
Bar Refaeli‘s magnificent bikini body. [Pop Sugar] Was Kristen Stewart out and about with Garrett Hedlund? GASP. [LaineyGossip] Stephanie Seymour in a bikini too. She rocks it. [The Blemish] Lily Allen is allegedly engaged, and she hasn‘t dropped any c-bombs yet, so it‘s probably on. [ICYDK] More pics of Elisabetta‘s bikini body. It‘s insane. [Evil […]
Lady Gaga pantless in Paris: cute, deflated or tragic?
What would you do if Lady Gaga came into your store dressed like this? Are we going to have to give her a special name, like Raccoon McPantless? Perhaps… Granny McPantless? These photos are from Tuesday, just hours before Gaga performed in Paris (a rescheduled concert, because of the terrible weather Europe is having). Gaga […]
Amy Adams in Marie Claire: “In my 20s, boy, I was a hot mess”
Over the weekend, I was gently criticizing Amy Adams for wearing a hideous batwing Mouret dress, and I mentioned that my mom is Amy’s Superfan. Like, my mom calls her “a princess” and yells at me when I say anything that might suggest that Amy is anything less than Cinderella (seriously, my mom calls her […]
Cher dons a neon wig: hot mess or always a classic?
Monday night was the big London premiere of Burlesque, the film that got better reviews than The Tourist (for real). Cher decided that her promotional campaign of crotch and nipple flashing wasn’t getting the job done, so she went old school with a giant neon Ronald McDonald/Raggedy Ann wig. I… uh… it’s Cher. It’s not […]
Ashley Greene gets her fameho boob out for the cover of Cosmo
Here is Ashley Greene’s January cover for Cosmopolitan. Hot pants? Check. Hint of cooter? Check. No bra? Check. Half a tittay hanging out? Check. Oh, wait, this isn’t a Maxim cover. All that would really need to change, though, is that on a Maxim cover, Ashley’s mouth would be open wider, and she wouldn’t have […]
Olivia Wilde wants to be the next Megan Fox so badly
Olivia Cockburn (Wilde) is the next big thing. She’s got a bunch movies either already out or coming out soon. She’s on hiatus from House, hoping to get this film career started and take over the role of “Megan Fox-esque hot girl who says dumb crap”. Except no one says dumb crap like Megan – […]
“Katy Perry was predictably ridiculous at the Vicky’s Secret show” links
Katy Perry at the Vicky‘s Secret show. Coughcameltoecough. [Celebslam] Carrie Prejean is pregnant. Remember her? That chick from a year ago. [PopBytes] Lindsay Lohan looks like a demon as she bitches out her dad. [Radar] I hate Lauren Conrad‘s look here, from the hair to the dress. [Go Fug Yourself] Britney Spears went clubbing last […]
Stephen Dorff in VMAN Magazine: impossibly sexy, or totally cheeseball?
VMAN Magazine’s promotion just sent us these photos from their new cover – with cover boy Stephen Dorff. Dorff is in Sofia Coppola’s new movie, Somewhere, and he’s getting a lot of attention and awards hype because everyone says this is his big comeback role, his re-introduction to A-List Actordom. I’ve said it before – […]
Johnny Depp demanded that his sex scene with Angelina be cut from ‘The Tourist’
From what I can see, this story was originally reported in The National Enquirer, and everyone is picking it up now. According to sources, Johnny Depp demanded that a sexy shower love scene be cut out of The Tourist, all because he didn’t want to piss off his lover/baby-mama/partner, Vanessa Paradis. This goes along with […]
GQ defends their too-sexy Glee photoshoot
Yesterday we heard that a parents’ advocacy group had condemned GQ for their overly sexualized photoshoot of Glee stars Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Corey Monteith. The photoshoot, by known predator Terry Richardson, took place in a high school with the actors posed suggestively and dressed in skimpy clothing to look like their teenage characters. […]
Brandy hasn’t gotten laid “in a long time… we’re talking years”
I don’t really care about singer/actress/DWTS contestant Brandy all that much. She’s just sort of there. Her younger brother is Ray-J, right? The one on the sex tape with Kim Kardashian. That’s basically all I know. Wait… Brandy also had some sort of horrible accident too, right? Yes, she killed someone accidentally. Okay, so I […]