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Yesterday, when I was writing about GQ’s Glee photo shoot, in which Lea Michele was just TRYING so damn hard to look like a sexed-up school girl, while Dianna Argon had the decency to look embarrassed, I noted several things. One, the shoot was done by noted pervert Terry Richardson. Two, that the vibe of […]

Three of the stars of Glee made the cover of November GQ. The photo shoot was done by that pervert Terry Richardson, and as with nearly all of his photo shoots, they whole thing was shot like a budget porno, complete with cheap-looking panty-shots and lots of pedophilia/jailbait imagery. I was first struck by how […]

I want to say on the onset that I am in no way hating on small, petite women. You petite bitches are beautiful, and God bless. My compliant is Avril Lavigne-specific. Are there really lots and lots of men out there who look at Avril and think “Oh, yeah, I wish I could see that […]

I’ve never really gotten the appeal of Minka Kelly. I’m being serious – there are some women that I see photos of, and I can totally understand why straight men are totally into them. Megan Fox is like that – even though she annoys the hell out of me, and I know she’s dumb as […]

These are new photos of our lover (I’m sharing!) Ryan Gosling on the set of his new film, Drive, in Los Angeles yesterday. He was eating an apple (cute!) and wearing the f-ck out of a pair of jeans and a tight blue shirt. My God… the costuming department needs some awards, stat! Thank you […]

Gorgeous supermodel and mother of four Heidi Klum stars in a sexy new music video with her husband, singer Seal. The song, “Secret,” is the first single off Seal’s latest album, Commitment, which came out Tuesday. It’s a haunting lovely song with a video that’s sure to get plenty of attention. I was prepared to […]

I swear to God, I did not plan on spending most of my morning writing about the plague of waxy puffiness that has invaded every aspect of my life. First it was whatever happened to Christina Aguilera, and before that it was Jada Pinkett Smith’s alien face. And now I’m looking at photos of Megan […]

Yesterday, we covered the first excerpts from In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week, all about David Beckham’s “affair” with a prostitute back in 2007. Allegedly, Beckham screwed the hooker five times over the course of a few months, at the price of $10,000 a pop (so to speak). Just hours after ITW’s story came […]

This story comes from Evil Beet, via some sketchy quotes that seemed to originate in a British tabloid. It might be bullsh-t, but it might not, who knows? Personally, I could totally see Simon Cowell admitting this. Allegedly, Simon claims that he’s slept with 2000 women in his adult life, mostly in the 1980s and […]

There isn’t really anything new in this Us Weekly story – it’s just their version of a confirmation of the “romance” between Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez, which People reported/confirmed days ago. But Us Weekly has their own sources, and those sources are romantics. The basic story is that Halle and Olivier are not “just […]

A lot of you hated on me when I hated on James Franco’s Esquire profile. In my defense, I went to a liberal arts college, and I avoided dudes like James Franco like the plague, and I tend to think they’re even worse when they’re still pulling this stuff when they’re older. I give Franco […]

You’ll have to excuse me, I’m over here having my own private little Hot Guy Tuesday, starring my lover Vincent Cassel. Yes, I have to share him with his gorgeous wife Monica Bellucci, but sometimes she joins us in our loud, passionate, kinky lovemaking, and that’s alright with me. Because Vincent is so good, I […]