I know I’m looking at Gerard Butler too closely. I’m pretending that my eyes are my hands, vadge and tongue. So of course I noticed that Gerard’s out-of-work moobs are back. I’m seeing them through his loose t-shirt. Whenever Gerard has just finished a film and he’s got a spare month to just hang out, the moobs come out. I think he just spends whatever downtime he has eating fried Snickers bars dipped in butter and not working out. Which is fine. No judgment, honestly. I live like that most of the time anyway! But I do find the moobs slightly funny, especially since this now-infamous incident when Gerry was letting it all hang out in Barbados.
I really like his hair in these photos. I know, I know. Gerard veers into the “Jersey mobster” look, and the longish, slicked-back hair adds to that general vibe. But I still want to lick him. I have absolutely horrible taste in men, I realize. I need therapy. Especially considering the Centers for Disease Control are on high alert since Gerard and Lindsay Lohan met up at a party and maybe hooked up. Ugh. Why can’t I quit him?
Gerard on June 15, 2010. Credit: Fame Pictures.
My god-first Clive’s pornstache now this?!?!? I don’t know how much more bad news I can take.
hahahaha, that’s hilarious 🙂
Out of what was written here, all I picked up on was “fried Snickers bars dipped in butter” yum. I think I need to go eat.
I kinda like the hair. The moobs are another story, but I don’t want to be judged when I put on 5 or so pounds from slacking off & enjoying myself. I just loves the Butler.
“I have absolutely horrible taste in men, I realize”
so funny Kaiser…and in this case, I agree.
🙂
even when he’s in shape, i don’t think he’s attractive.
Wait til his hair goes full mode for Machine Gun Preacher (starting filming July ’10, I think). I give you Sam Childers:
http://www.gerardbutler.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/somerset-daily-american-dec-14.jpg
Hello, Capt. P0rn0…
It’s amazing how much weight he’s gained since he did the press tour for Bounty Hunter. I checked and it’s been three months already though. The difference is really obvious as he was so thin back then.
He no like the gym.
I don’t think he’s ever been on a diet, I’m inclined to suppose that when he’s shooting a movie he just holds his breath… Otherwise he’s the only squeeze-box man I ever heard about.
I love him, by the way, but his hair is awful that long.
Don’t worry Kaiser, I have hideous taste as well. When I read the story about Bam Jackass being beaten by a 56 year old woman I thought I was gonna cry. Those 3 jackasses are hot to me. (Johnny, Steve-O and Bam) If that is not the worst taste in men, I really don’t know what is.
I like him with a bit more stuffin’ My love for out of shape men stems from the fact that it means that they are sensual beings – love food, good times, sex…
Dear Lord people he is not fat!
::Flicking holy water towards Melanie…:: =D
Could it be the shirt itself?
He didn’t look THIS chubby in those pics 3 days before (Sat, Jun 12th?). From “GBGals” website:
http://gbgalsgallery.com/v/partiesetc/61310CA/HWParty_061310_JJhg_08.jpg.html
Although he deserves a SMACK (Kaiser?) for leaving the house with that many wrinkles in his clothes. I know he “just rolled outta bed” on a literal and perpetual basis, but geez. Sometimes his casual wear leaves a lot to be desired.
I’d still take him as a chubby lovey.
::Pours holy water on self::
It is scary to look at him, because moobs and all he is almost my ex bf’s twin! I think that is why I dislike Butler so.
@ Fluffy~ Really? Your X looks like him? Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
I’m going home and ogling 300 tonight to forget about the moobs.
I have to note that he does not look fat at all. I could not imagine being a celebrity and getting critiqued about every pound or two I gained. No thank you.
@Melanie- Yes, I swear he does. If I could, I would post a photo, side by side so you could see. And no, I was far from lucky! A real creep.
I hope Butler is a much nicer person!
I still love him, moobs or no moobs! I can’t/won’t quit him either. I like the fact that he hasn’t reached crazy superstardom. It gives me hope;)
Didn’t he just get done filming that movie with Fiennes? in Serbia or somewhere? My timeline may be a little off.
I’m not gonna judge him for not liking the gym and liking to eat..hell, I think that’s one of the reasons we’d get along so well LOL Well, that and i have a vadge.
Are you kidding or what? He looks great to me! Give me 4 Gerards to one puny Pattinson for sure
Filming for the movie with Fiennes wrapped up about six weeks ago. After that Butler was non-stop partying from Serbia to Monaco, to France, to Russia, back to Serbia, then on to Scotland. I think his world party tour was how he put the moobs back on.
He’s ok I guess… he looks just plain and normal to me nothing to talk about really.
The hair definitely looks to be for the role of Machine Gun Preacher and he might be putting on some weight for his role also since the MGP Rev. Sam Childers is a big heavy biker guy.
I could not get passed the snickers and peanut butter….wtf? Oh yeah, it’s that time of the month no wonder I don’t care about Gerry right now.
That gold chain isn’t helping him one bit.
So I’m not the only one who thinks he looks like a mobster. Good to know.
But seriously how great must it be to be a guy? Butler comes out with man jugs in full display, sporting a greasy bouffant and everybody’s talking about how cute and cuddly he is. Mind you, if LiLo has some post-crackfest bloat and a wack weave we all berate her looking fat and dirty.
Guys have it made…..
Ithink all of you are blind. Gman is
a real hunk. He is gorgeous all the
time and he is NOT FAT. In fact in
pics from yesterday in his favorite
jeans he has lost a lot of weight.
The man is 6’2″ and is skinny for his
height right now.
I love his hair longer, it gets his
natural curl and wave back.
He is just a big cuddly man bear.
Yummmmmmy.
no offence intended by yes Kaiser, you have terrible taste. Gerard also needs, either braces to fix his bite or oral surgery to align his jaw when he speaks. I can no longer bear watching him for that reason alone.
@Shay,
It’s not his bite. Butler has some mild paralysis on the right side of his face which was the unfortunate result of surgery he had as a child. Along with the paralysis he also lost 50% of his hearing in his right ear. Hearing loss affects how one speaks (as does facial paralysis, of course). Butler’s speech impediment is the one thing I don’t criticize him for.
@ Sonola
OK, that I can deal with. But I didn’t notice an actual speech impediment (put it down to his accent).
Now I’m feeling really mean and terrible and guilty! Another choc cookie for me.
@ Shay,
LOL! Don’t feel bad! There’s plenty left to snark about — his moobs, his neck hair, his douche-baggery, his fashion sense (or lack thereof), on and on. The list is endless. Pass the chocolate cookies around!
I don’t really get his appeal but I do like his accent in movies.
Yum, moobs or no. And there is a “GBGALS” website? LOL.
Yuck. In need of a shave and a shower. Gross!
Don’t like the look, don’t like the hair. Don’t mind the moobies. Feel like vomitting just reading fried snicker bars.
Obviously Laurie Cholewa took all his energy away and left him with barely enough to dress himself! He should probably sue her to have it back as he looked hot before he was seen with her.
This man is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. I dont get it how can you say this man is ugly? His face and body is perfection. A total collection of perfetion. He is far from being fat.In fact he looks thin here. What a fine figure of a man. No one can equal him or ever will. He is just handsome.