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A Dita Von Teese lesbian professional sex tape? (update)

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The Sun claims that burlesque queen Dita Von Teese starred in a lesbian porn movie and that clips are now available online. The scenes with Dita are said to involve “a bizarre sex toy” and some spanking.

This is the first I’ve heard of this. A search on Xtube, the youtube of porn, didn’t turn up anything and this could just be one of those rumors meant to advertise some porn service. The quickest way to get people to subscribe to your site is to claim to have a celebrity sex tape.

Since it’s Dita Von Teese and she’s a glorified stripper, not that there’s anything wrong with that, this is entirely possible.

The stage queen — famed for making the burlesque show mainstream — starred in a kinky lesbian movie.

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month.

They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

But the sleazy flick — shot before she rose to fame — will shock lingerie bosses.

In one scene the former wife of goth rocker MARILYN MANSON romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets.

[From The Sun]

The Sun is not the most reliable source and they don’t give a website name or any more information about the supposed tape, so it could be a lookalike or a hoax. We’ll keep our eyes peeled, and if this tape does exist someone is bound to find it today.

Dita gave an interview to the NY Times recently in which she comes off as full of herself and as materialistic as her persona. She said that she had her engagement diamond from her ex, Marilyn Manson, transformed into a new ring and that “I feel like I suffered greatly for that diamond, and it needed to be reborn into something better.” As for her divorce, she said “I am happy to have the drugs out of my life.” She talked about the taxidermied animals she has in her house, including a peacock, swans and birds. Dita also said she always keeps a truffle sauce she orders online in her fridge to eat with eggs and that “It [the truffle sauce] is very precious to me.”

Thanks to I’m Not Obsessed for linking the interview. Photos from The NY Times. She does have a fabulous house.

Update: Commentor Milo notes that this “lesbian porn video” is most likely artsy porn director Andrew Blake’s “Pinups 2,” which Dita sells on her own website. (link NSFW) Leave it to The Sun to make it out to be something new and scandalous.

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10 Responses to “A Dita Von Teese lesbian professional sex tape? (update)”

  1. One word:

    HALLELUJAH!!!!

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  2. This is old news! Why are you just reporting it now? She did a porn movie with Andrew Blake entitled Pin-Ups 2. She even sells it on her website(http://www.ditasdomain.com/sweets/videos.php?sid=0&moreinfo=1&code=DITAV0008) so its not like she’s ashamed of it

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  3. Thanks Milo, I will update the post! I have seen some of that Andrew Blake stuff and it’s pretty artsy. We’re reporting it now because The Sun covered it, and I tried to google it but couldn’t find anything.

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  4. I saw extracts from it on youporn and I’m surprised this seems to be her in fact. When I saw the video I thought: “nah, that doesn’t even look like her, that’s just some woman made up to look like Dita”. Did she really do it? If so, I’m not surprised or shocked, she’s a sex worker, albeit a high-class, high-profile one, so why not do (or have done) that too.
    Dita rocks, I even have pictures of her in my wardrobe :)

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  5. If wonderbra is scandalized then they are the fools, not Dita. I don’t she has ever hidden who she is or what she does.

    As for coming off self absorbed, everything Dita does in public is apart of her persona. I’m not sure she’s ever said anything in the press that is indicative of her non-Dita personality.

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  6. i think dita is hot. very hot.

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  7. I think you’re right headache, I’ve never read or seen anything in which she wasn’t Dita von Teese. I did read an interview once though where she said she truly does not wear casual clothes in private, like she doesn’t own any jeans and she would never wear sneakers. But that’s also a very Dita statement, isn’t it?
    On the other hand, Dita may well have bled off a lot on Heather Sweet. You have to bear in mind that her background is not high-class (as far as I know, correct me if I’m wrong) and that maybe the woman she is now really does revel in being posh and glamorous and refined. And I do think there’s a little goth in her as well, a gal who doesn’t like to do what others might expect, who doesn’t like to conform. And I like how comfortable she is with sexuality and her sexuality and how she makes the world just a tiny bit better by taking the pejorative conotations off the subject, instead stylizing it and making it something valuable and fun. And if it really is her in that movie, well all I can say is it’s a little more classy and beautiful than normal porn.

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  8. I must say…. Dita is an AMAZING person. I’ve had the pleasure of interacting/working with her a quite a few different occasions and she’s always been the nicest, sweetest, most humble person I’ve met. She knows where she came from (grew up poor with no money or anything) and is very appreciative of the things she has in her life. She takes nothing for granted. And yes, it’s true… she doesn’t own a single pair of jeans, sweat pants or sneakers. Even if it’s just her at home, she’s always dolled up. I LOVE that about her!

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  9. I like her furniture all right, but she has horrible taste in wall color.

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