“The Jersey Shore boys posed for something gay-related” links

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I can‘t believe the Jersey Shore boys posed for this. [Dlisted]
The McCord sisters are thin. Very thin. Ridiculously thin. [Agent Bedhead]
Tiki Barber is too broke-ass to support his wife, kids, and his mistress. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga‘s performance art pedestal heels made her face-plant. [Celebslam]
Do people still think Tom Cruise is batsh-t nutburgers? [A Socialite Life]
Review of Jason Lee‘s new Memphis Beat: not bad at all. [Pajiba]
Sandra Bullock makes a charity appearance in Nashville. [LaineyGossip]
Valentina looks SO MUCH like Salma in this pic. [Pop Sugar]
Jimmy Fallon as Sparkles is “bothered” by the World Cup. [LimeLife]
Gen. McChrystal was uh… let go. Obama replaced him with Gen. Petraeus as our new NATO Supreme Allied Comander. Good title. [Gawker]
Mel Gibson: hypnotist. [Yeeah]
This Jennifer Love Hewitt cover made me LMAO. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Katy Perry needed 17 stitches. Ew. [The Blemish]
Eliot Spitzer got a gig! Fresh whores for everyone! [Crazy Days and Nights]
Now, THIS is a crazy Lady Gaga story. [PopEater]
Team USA beat Algeria today. U-S-A! U-S-A! [Bitten and Bound]

 

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  1. denise says:

    lol! to the chubby guy at the left.

  2. DoMaJoReMc says:

    UGH! It REALLY bothered me to have to click on this story, as I DETEST everything and everyone “Jersey Shore” and I VOWED to never give any of it my time. HOWEVER, I was forced to, in order to read the afternoon links.

    THAT’LL teach me for being nosey! : (

  3. Oi says:

    That’s some of the most laughable Photoshop ever! Does depth mean anything to these people?

  4. Ellen Smith says:

    I don’t watch the show, but they look like Ph.Ds from Harvard. They must be great conversationalists.

    Yo, dude, let’s hit the sand.

    Bring the beer.

    Check out the a– on that girl.

    Yup. Ivy League indeed.

  5. tarrydiddle says:

    Two of those guys have child birthing hips

  6. denise says:

    I don’t get it. Are these guys supposed to be attractive?

  7. GatsbyGal says:

    That is THE WORST photoshop job I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even look like they were wearing those jeans for the photoshoot and someone digitally slapped them on later. Holy shit, I hope the guy who did this get fired…it’s THAT BAD.

  8. mary jane says:

    The Village Voice does tongue-in-cheek well. Whoever came up with this idea is cracking up. Readership leans towards gays in NYC. This cover is just another attempt to make middle America look clownish. Well, they succeeded!!

    I used to read it, in my twenties, but got turned off the constant gay propaganda.

  9. lucy2 says:

    Gah, I feel greasy just looking at that.

    How is Tiki Barber broke? He was in the NFL for 10 years, had book deals, endorsements, and a decent paying broadcasting job after he retired from football. He may be losing business opportunities now, but it was his choice to torpedo his image by dumping his pregnant wife for some young moron. Pay up, jerk!

  10. Kerm says:

    How does Gaga make it through airport security with getups like that??!? It looks like those “shoes” connect to the chaps and therefore she’d have to take the entire getup off. That’d be a sight to see!

  11. MissyA says:

    Those Jersey boys got pwned by the Village Voice!

    BURN!!!

  12. p3rp3tu4 says:

    Heh celebrity deathmatch, these vs. Scott Disick!

  13. gg says:

    Boy, that one other Jersey guy sure dodged a bullet not appearing on this cover. And he’s got the stupidest hair of all of em.

  14. original kate says:

    lordy, these are some ugly boys.