Catherine Zeta-Jones looks drunk as hell on her yachting holiday


There’s barely a story here, I just loved these photos of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas looking totally hammered in Majorca this weekend. Okay, Catherine look really drunk, Michael just looks very old, and very alert. Perhaps he thinks this is the night to take one his special blue pills? And look, Catherine is walking barefoot! That’s when you know a diva is drunk. A true diva would be able to navigate cobblestone in heels, bitch. But a drunk diva can be all “I’m still fabulous barefoot, get mama another martini.” Oh, remember, she’s only 40 years old! Ha.

Catherine has just finished her Tony-Award-winning Broadway run, and I guess she and Michael decided to go a yachting holiday. Must be nice. Their yacht is huge too! The Daily Mail has photos of Catherine on the thing, and it’s kind of insane that she and Michael (and their two kids?) would need that much space.

By the way, what’s with Michael’s outfit? Is he still wearing clothes that he stole off the Romancing the Stone set?


Michael & Zeta on July 3, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. Jez says:

    And they aren’t even heels they are bejeweled flip flops.

  2. Laurie says:

    Saw photos somewhere of her a few days ago and she looked plastered then too!

  3. Kerri says:

    I think this is funny. If you go to any boat ramp at the end of a long, beautiful day, you will see tons of people looking like this. Maybe Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are more normal than you think.

  4. Eden says:

    She looks better in these pictures than she’s looked in the last few red carpet appearances.
    Flushed and drunk works for her.

  5. khaveman says:

    I see no story here. Hi, we’re two rich people having a blast on our yacht in Majorca. Did we have cocktails on board? Heck ya! ps stars get drunk.

  6. Eileen Yover says:

    Good for her! Looks like fun!

  7. a says:

    wouldn’t mind spending the weekend like that with my fella!

  8. gee_gee says:

    I am only mad because I am not there too. Drunk off my ass.

  9. Orbit says:

    I’d have to drink to sleep with that guy, too. I’d try to focus on his will.

  10. sdca says:

    i don’t care if she’s not relaly 40-she’s beautiful and a classic star….harkens back to the day when girls were girls and men were men…i can’t believe i just wrote that.

    but i just love her.
    and she has been interviewed before saying people told her the career will suffer, if she doesn’t live in LA, but she said it was worth it to not have her children papped all the time. so they stayed in bermuda for a long time, and now new york.

    more power to them.
    yea,he aged fast and hard-but still…seems he’s doing his best this time around as a Dad. Life is for lessons-and we don’t all do it perfectly every time.

    And, yes, I would be enjoying myself on a yacht, as well. And who cares how big it is? They probably invite friends along sometimes, too….

    Johnny Depp has a yacht AND an island, and noone gives him sh*t about it! So, these folks can have their nice yacht and enjoy it. Just can’t hate The Zeta.

  11. FUTURESTARdelux says:

    They actually do seem to have a great marriage so more power to them, it’s funny because he’s a lot older but who cares really?
    I hope that now she’s finnished with Broadway she puts some weight back on and gets those gorgeous curves back! ^_~

  12. RobN says:

    Looks like a happy couple having a good time. Good for them.

  13. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Well at least they were enjoying themselves. I don’t fault them for that.

  14. kazoo81 says:

    he looks terrible, might be time for another facelift. she looks beautiful. she has the best facial bone structure.

  15. Maritza says:

    What matters is that they look very happy together and their marriage has lasted so long. Michael is looking more and more like his father Kirk.

  16. Sumodo1 says:

    Let her be! I still CAN’T get her Tony performance out of my mind, with the phrasing she used for “Send In The Clowns.” She deserves to party like it’s 1979.

  17. and says:

    they seem happy and that’s what important. and who does not drink in their holiday.good holiday for them.

  18. girlygirl410 says:

    They own a house in Majorca, Valldemossa to be specific. If I had the money and time, I would be drunk in Spain every night too! By the way, she is beautiful.

  19. Confuzzle says:

    There’s not enough booze in the world to make me want to sleep with that ugly 70′s wallpaper wearing old fart.

  20. cringe-worthy says:

    I just can’t get past her bragging about sleeping with Michael Douglas. Maybe that’s part of her marriage contract, she’s required to imply that she enjoys sleeping with him. Her whole life seems plastic and fake to me and seems such a sad way to live. I wonder if she realizes how many people pity her instead of envy her.

  21. NJMDPS says:

    Good for her/them. I like them both. They are entitled. They earned it. Back off.

  22. Kiska says:

    They seem truly compatible unless its a act. It is not like she needs the money. She makes enough on her own. They appear to have a glamourous and exciting life.

  23. hellen says:

    Drunk, happy, on a yacht in Majorca… hey, sounds like a great vacation to me.

  24. Jazz says:

    Bless their drunken asses!

  25. daisy424 says:

    “Is he still wearing clothes that he stole off the Romancing the Stone set?”
    Laughed out loud at that one ;-)

  26. Linda says:

    She might want to remember Natalie Wood. That’s all I’m saying.

  27. lucy2 says:

    Wow, that is a HUGE yacht!

  28. I Choose Me says:

    So I guess I’m the only one who thinks he might be really good in bed? Eh they seem to really love each other and they’ve lasted this long so let ‘em be. Live and let live I say.

    Ha! to Kaiser’s Romancing the Stone line. :D

  29. jake says:

    Drunk? Um… why because she’s blinking in this photo, and carrying shoes down the cobblestone street of Majorca?? For all you lowbrow non-traveled types you can’t walk there in heels. Seems like the author of this is perhaps a little jealous or perhaps drunk when he wrote it!!

  30. moocowhead says:

    Only a drunk would wear all those sunhats & sunglasses, she drinks to marrying an elderly man for money and status! I love her! I always hoped these ladies were not just fictional soap characters :D

    and there’s even a yacht.. sigh. This is how it’s done Lady Gaga!

  31. susique says:

    youd be drunk too if you married your grandfather

  32. danielle says:

    Yeah, she just looks like she’s blinking in that photo. I agree with jake.

  33. most of these comments are from small minded fools! grow up kids!
    get a life!

    so very sad to make such foolish comments about people out to enjoy
    there own private time! Or trying too

    say something nice for a change!

  34. j. ferber says:

    I despise them both. Let them get their drunk on anywhere they want. She can’t act her way out of a paper bag, but with his money/connections, she’ll win acting awards forever. He’s a sex addict and I’d bet each time he cheats on her, she gets big-time bucks up front. Yuck. And oh, he sucked as a father to his first son. The kid is deservedly spending big time in jail.

  35. mcm says:

    Drunk as Hell? WTF this story is so lame none of it is true. my Goddess CZJ is looking better than ever! ♥ Ahhhhhhhh STUNNING! more power for this couple ;)