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Papa Joe totally thought of that quote. It fuels the pregnancy angle.
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Oh Papa Joe, you are such a genius!
This is one of the stories I couldn’t care less about.
Pregnant or not, whatever. I’m still trying not to picture how their potential child could look like.
I wouldn’t be surprised either if she wasn’t pregnant in the end.
Or if she was.
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I’m confused.
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she looks wierd in this picture, a little off, but new couples are fun to hear about but it seems like they are taking this above and beyond the call of duty. why can’t they stay low key like kimora and her new boyfriend? i can’t even remember his name, but im sure if i saw more of them i would know it!
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Mollination: I totally agree with you! This smacks of daddy’s write-ups. Anything to fuel the Simpson cash machine.
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Ugh. While I totally agree that it really isn’t the public’s business whether or not she is preggo, does she really need to fuel the fire? Oh. Wait. Yeah, she’s a child of Pimpa Joe
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I guess she meant she didn’t expect to be engaged at this age?
I thought she was supposed to be the more coherent of the two sisters . . .
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*Yawn* Wake me up when this chick goes away. Not Pete though. Pete can stay, his choice in women notwithstanding. I can’t stand that emo shit yet I find him oddly appealing.
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I remember seeing a snippet of an interview with siblingbot v. 2.0 a couple of years ago. She stated that she had learned from the disastrous nuptials of siblingbot v. 1.0 and she wanted to wait until her late twenties to even consider marriage. She saw how when people marry young they often don’t even know who they are, let alone their partner. That’s by far the most intelligent thing I’ve heard from ANY Simpson. And I totally agree. Everyone I know who married straight away from high school or university is now divorced. And we’re in our early thirties! That’s crazy. I digress … I find it foolish to marry for the sake of a pregnancy. Either you love, cherish, respect, are loyal and treat your partner with dignity, or you don’t. If someone is an ass/bitch or cheats before a scrap a paper says you’re bound legally, the only difference that paper makes is a longer, bigger pain in the as split. Gawd, I digressed again … over.
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz getting married? Hell, I bet Summers Eve and Massengill are in a full on brawl right now to see who will get to sponsor this festival of douche bags. And when it comes to a lot of speculation about Pete and you .most of that speculation is about whether Pete Wentz is only a little gay or fruitier than Elton Johns banana hammock. Hey Pete, heres a hint ..youre not supposed to be wearing more makeup than the bride! Ashlee you better get ready because Pete has put in special requests for your wedding shower gifts. Youll be getting a Clay Aiken mask and a giant strap on. Did I say that? Man, I am such a jerk because weddings are so beautiful. I can hear their vows now .Do you Douchey McDouchebag take Ass-face McLipsyncer to be your wife? Do you promise to have and to hold and to never steal her eyeliner? Hey Ashley, you wanna know why this marriage cant work? Because you dont have a penis. Youve heard of Generation X .well you two belong to Generation XAC for Xtreme Ass Clowns.
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