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Wall Street Journal parody featuring topless Anne Coulter (NSFW illustration)

anncoultertopless.jpgA new printed parody of staple business newspaper The Wall Street Journal has executives at the paper embarrassed and upset. At least we can assume they have a problem with it since a WSJ employee has been trying to buy up copies on news stands, using different excuses. The parody, called “My Wall St. Journal” looks realistically like the actual paper, with the same font and inset illustration style. The articles are funny riffs on the conservative stance of new WSJ owner, tycoon Rupert Murdoch, in the tradition of similar fake news like The Onion.

The tabloid-format satire, “My Wall Street Journal,” mostly sets out to skewer The Journal’s new owner, the News Corporation, and its chairman, Rupert Murdoch, with swipes at News properties like Fox News, The New York Post and The Journal itself. It takes aim at other targets, too, including Wall Street firms and traders, and assorted politicians and pundits.

It was not supposed to go on sale until this week, but some newsstands began selling it early. Last Thursday, Alexander Laurence was working at one such stand in Los Angeles, chatting with a customer, David Metz, when, both of them say, a man in a shirt with a Journal logo asked if anyone had seen a paper that looked sort of like The Journal.

“This guy comes by all the time to bring promotional stuff for The Wall Street Journal — bags, coin trays, stickers,” Mr. Laurence said.

Sure enough, they found what he was looking for. “He grabbed them all, said, ‘I need to buy all of these,’ ” Mr. Laurence said. “He had been going around to different stands, buying them.”

The man paid with a corporate American Express card. “At first he’s saying they have to make a correction or it’s not supposed to be out yet,” Mr. Metz said. “But then he said these are not published by The Wall Street Journal.”

[From NY Times via Huffington Post]

The My Wall St. Journal creators also have a YouTube video of a Rupert Murdoch lookalike getting pissed off in a board meeting about their paper. They have a website, wsjparody.com, but it’s mostly an advertisement for their print version, which is also available on Amazon.com if your local newsstand doesn’t have a copy once the WSJ suits buy them all up. As a blogger, I can’t help but think they’re missing an opportunity by not providing their content online. WSJ.com requires a subscription to view full articles, and they’re missing a money-making opportunity by not copying their online format too.

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Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Anne Coulter, Media

17 Responses to “Wall Street Journal parody featuring topless Anne Coulter (NSFW illustration)”

  1. Love it:-) How wonderful. I want one!

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  2. Yuck. A naked Anne Coulter is just too gross to look at.

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  3. Anne wishes her boobs were that big. She’s a vapid waste of space. She contributes nothing to this earth but bile and hate. Make her go away.

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  4. Naked Coulter- I think I threw up in my mouth a little. The most shrill brittle hateful vicious harpy I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter. She’s as big an egocentric cunt at her book singings (my Dad loves her) as her insane right-wing drivel indicates. Anyone this ultra-conservative has got to have skeletons the size of mastodons in her closet. To think anyone in this world might be legally obligated to lay in the same bed next to that creature makes my vagina shrivel.

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  5. :lol: :lol: LOVE it! That stupid bitch deserves only the worst

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  6. I’m always amused at the sheer hatred projected at this woman. It’s like no one is allowed to point out the obvious stupidity of the left without being labeled some kind of monster.

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  7. What goes around comes around, Bob. This is a woman who gains infamy (and lots of $) by slinging hate better than anyone. She serves it up with so much bile and cruelty I have to wonder if she’s not a leftist doing some kind of parody performance art. She’s just that ridiculous. And to boot, she claims to be a Christian. Wow.

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  8. There is no way that Ann Coulter is a Christian.

    And she does make the Right look very, very bad. They don’t seem to get this, either.

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  9. It doesn’t matter what your personal feelings are toward her political views … this is degrading towards women in general.

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  10. thats hilarious. I whole heartedly approve lol

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  11. Anne Coulter degrades herself, with every word that comes out of her nasty mouth.

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  12. I wonder how to get a copy? They’re not going to post online, I assume? I’d love to check out the rest of the articles. Although topless Coulter “Konservative Kitten” is too funny.

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  13. Ha, I agree with all of you!! This women is demented.. What she throughs around well… just comes back at her.. mmm the boomerang effect right?

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  14. I agree with Minxx. Coulter’s a bag, but essentially the cartoon says “Look! She has t*ts! We don’t have to take her seriously!”

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  15. Anne Coulter has a nice body but her boobs are probably not as large as represented. She has a first rate mind, and uses it to manufacture wit that find find entertaining, others merely annoying. What we don’t now is how she has responded to the parody, and my guess is that she will claim it’s one of the less annyoing things represented of her. And there, ladys and gents, is an end on’t!

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